Out of powdered sugar? Cocaine works just the same!

i have no self-control

two people unfollowed me for this and honestly i don’t really blame them

today someone from the House of Representatives watched this bird dance to Hotline Bling

biggest hetero lie i’ve been told: fighting is a part of a healthy romantic relationship

Disagreements are a part of every healthy relationship. Having bad days when you’re not your best self is a part of every healthy relationship. Fighting, disrespect, and insults? Those are not healthy at all. 

NO OKAY THIS IS SO FUCKING TRUE. THIS BOILS MY GODDAMN BLOOD.

STORY TIME.

When I was 16 I had recently moved, and was attending a new school. About half-way through the school year, I started dating a guy I was friends with. He and I got on REALLY well. Like yeah we had disagreements and shit, but we always, ALWAYS talked about it and discussed our feelings and why things were making us upset. Every. Single. Time. We had a good system. And when we had disagreements we resolved them immediately. Otherwise we got along SO WELL. It was great I was really freaking happy and he was too!

About six months into my relationship, people, mostly my family members, commented about how WELL we got along…a l m o s t like it was a bad thing. I didn’t really think about it though, too involved in my own brain.

Skip ahead, to about a year-ish in. Friends of mine would sometimes get into fights with their significant others and they’d tell me ALL about it and I’m a good friend so I’d listen and try to give advice. Except I never had anything when they’d ask me, “Oh well what do you do when you and J get into fights??”

And I never had an answer other than “Well we don’t fight.”

And they never believed me. Or worse they’d insist that was UNHEALTHY. “Fighting is healthy, it lets out tension building up! You just need to sometimes!”

I never, EVER EVER felt comfortable with that, and I’d shrug it off and insist we didn’t NEED to fight. Our relationship was ALREADY healthy, especially because of the way we handled disagreements. People never listened and insisted there was something wrong, whether out-right stating it or hinting at it.

Even my best friend insisted that fighting was healthy, and I listened to her on nearly everything. Except for that. I didn’t budge for anyone.

DO NOT LET PEOPLE FOOL YOU. FIGHTING IS NOT HEALTHY. DISAGREEMENTS ARE. BAD DAYS ARE OKAY. LEGITIMATE SCREAMING AND GOD FORBID PHYSICAL VIOLENCE IS. NOT. OKAY!!!

Don’t be fooled guys, please. :/

Talking to one another through disagreements is the ONLY healthy way to handle disagreements in a relationship. Verbal, physical and psychological violence is NEVER healthy.

^ All of this!

apparently being exposed as an untrustworthy president is “unfair” but okay

The fact that he called himself a politician smh. You’re not a politician and you’re not even a good businessman.

white people using their privilege to educate, a concept!

Sherlock + Text Posts (despite the fact this has been done 1 million times already I still find it hilarious)

Bunny yawns are both adorable and terrifying.

Jensen…..

You little shit…. 

Jensen is me during group projects

(to the tune of The Final Countdown) it’s a mental breakdown

*off-key kazoo*

After vine died we are reduced to text form vines

FOR THOSE OF YOU WHO DO NOT KNOW

THIS IS A TRUMPET

THIS IS A TROMBONE

THIS IS A TUBA

AND THIS IS A FRENCH HORN

THANK YOU FOR YOUR TIME

You mean trumpet

Slidey Trumpet

Big ass trumpet

Drunk Trumpet

I’M GONNA PUNCH YOU

My sides

AT LEAST YOUR INSTRUMENTS LOOK DIFFERENT 

those are some fancy guitars

EXCUSE YOU THAT IS A BASS, A VIOLIN, A FIDDLE, AND A VIOLA

Those are big mama violin and her little violings

String trumpets.

THATS NOT A BASS YOU DICK THATS A CELLO GET UR FUCKIN STRING INSTRUMENTS RIGHT JFC

things heating up in the orchestra fandom

The mashup you never thought would work

Congratu-fucking-lations.

I would pay so much to have this as a ringtone I’m not even joking.

Why?????

The face I made while listening to this was so visceral I had to draw it before reblogging it

How…dare…

Me: I’m 6'2 Some kid: wow I’m six too

Someone else come up with a punch line to this joke

reblog if you think the joke is good on its own

this guy in my personal finance class pointed at my water bottle and asked me “why are girls always drinking that” and i was like “water?” he asked me why girls are always drinking water

I had a substitute teacher in bio and he was walking up and down the rows making sure that we were doing our work when he stopped by one girls desk and asked “why do girls always have water bottles on their desk” and she was like “what????” And he pointed out 3 other girls desks with water bottles on them

Men baffled by girls staying hydrated

#what do you mean girls need water to live 

I’m pretty sure 90% of my mutuals dislike me

me

I made the post, so it’s me. Not you

you dumb bitch I meant I’m your mutual and I hate you. This is why we hate you

Deduction Lesson 1

Introduction to Deduction

So as we all know, deduction is the process of gathering evidence and data to come to conclusions about anything and anyone. But what makes it so special and impressive is the ridiculous amount of information you can get from every day items, people don’t seem to think it’s possible to get so many facts and and such accurate conclusions just by looking at people or objects. But you have to understand, it is after all, just a method of reasoning and processing information, and it is possible to get to Sherlock’s level and even further.

Now, let’s break down deduction to make it easier. You can break it down into two types, Deduction by logic, and Deduction by knowledge. While both of them are very important to make the most out of your deductions, one of them is impossible to teach, that would be Deduction by knowledge, as there’s no process, just gather information and about anything that may seem important and relevant to a scenario, and use it.

Deduction by Logic

My personal favourite, it consists of anything you can deduce about a person, object or situation, by using no more than the  common knowledge you have and, as the name suggests, logic. The process is relatively simple and very effective, it can be applied to any and every situation and you’ll always be able to draw accurate conclusions if done correctly. A good example of this is the scene in “A Study in Pink” where Sherlock notices john is tanned, this obviously means he’s been abroad, but there is no tan above his wrists, meaning he didn’t go sunbathing. You can clearly see how simple the reasoning is, and how little amount of special knowledge it took to get there, but it does get you to an important conclusion. This on a larger scale will give you very impressive deductions.

Deduction by Knowledge

This type of deduction is simply based in any fact you have stored in your memory, as a deductionist, i usually use a mind palace to store large amounts of information and facts that are later on useful in deduction. Sherlock did this too in “The Hounds of Baskerville” you can see him cycle through various subjects and pieces of knowledge related to said case, that he had stored over the years or over the process of solving the case. This type of deduction is very effective and it may lead you to conclusions that could be hard or impossible to reach via Deduction by logic. But it’s only downside it’s the fact that it’s limited to the amount of knowledge you have about the topic at hand when the deduction is taking place, and if the knowledge stored is not enough you may need to resort to Deduction by logic, as Deduction by knowledge won’t get you far, and your deductions may be incredibly limited.

You should always try to keep these two as balanced as possible to make the best out of your resources at the moment of deducing. i like to think of both as a scale from 1-10 they should both be at the same rating, if possible. If this is not the case, you should always have one compensate the other, for example Deduction by knowledge being at a rating of about 3 and Deduction by logic at a rating of about 7, that way you always keep it balanced. how to measure it? I usually compare both of these ratings to other deductionists. you may find your own method, if you feel like it’s more effective, don’t be afraid to share it, i could always improve myself.

That would be all for the introduction, tomorrow i will post the first actual class or lesson, we’ll look at observation. I know it sounds repetitive, but believe me, i’ve made it so that it stands out and helps a bit more than the usual posts in observation. As always if you have any questions, do ask, i’m always glad to help anyone willing to learn deduction.

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straight people: they need boyfriends scientist: harold, they’re lesbians

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yeah…. you got your end of the deal?

here you go… just like you said… one turtle…. now where’s my request?

One frog…. Just like you wanted

good… thanks…. now leave forever….