I hope my nintendogs are alright, I haven’t fed them in 6 years

This kitty accidentally stepped on a bee

when someone repeats a joke you just said and they get the credit for it

Alex Tan (via fleurlungs) love this (via schlafwandel)

i hate spotify ads because i listen to playlists in the shower a lot and there is nothing more startling than being completely naked and suddenly hearing lebron james say “i’ll tell you what makes me thirsty”

Why are all these shelves empty

no shade but there’s literally not one shelf in this picture

my specialty: the accidental 12-hour nap in broad daylight

(via skullbonez)

if finland’s country border isnt called the finnish line then i have nothing to live for