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If Zelda were, in fact, the hero.

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*SLAMS FIST ON DESK* THIS IS WHAT I LIKE TO SEE

This would be amazing.

if u have perfectly clear skin and u complain about one tiny little blemish i will personally beat u with a shovel 

rest in fucking pieces

"I need you to be totally straight with me-" *nervous bisexual laughter*

That way they don’t mess up their ears

'LIKED YOU A LITTLE' YOU HAD THE BIGGEST BONER FOR ME THIS ENTIRE GAME YOU FUCKING LIAR WHAT WAS THE FERRIS WHEEL HUH BECAUSE IVE BEEN ON THAT FERRIS WHEEL TWICE AND ONCE WITH A HOMO HIKER AND THE OTHER TIME WITH YOU AND LET ME TELL YOU IT WASNT ANY LESS HOMO THAT TIME OKAY YOU FUCKING WANT TO CLIMB ME LIKE A TREE YOU LYING ASSHOLE

oh my god

He can tell I ain’t missin’ no meals 

"My parents don’t know I’m gay, just please be quiet and act normal"

Me: