Patrick was a fake ass friend to spongebob. He was a bitch

Source?

episode where Patrick fam came over and sponegbob pretended to be dumb for him and Patrick flip flop ass started making fun of him.

Patrick was cold for that

And that episode where Mr Krabs gave them both a toy to share and he selfishly dodged and ignored SpongeBob to keep it for himself? TRIFLING

EXACTLY Patrick ain’t never been a true friend

real friends……how many of us?

And the time he ate his fucking chocolate bar & tried to jack spongebob for his.. nah son

Patrick did spongebob dirty so many times smh he a Gemini

Patrick has no self awareness.

what about when his slug wanted to be friends with patrick and he just ditched spongebob and clowned on him for it

When they were raising the clam together and Patrick kept leavin spongebob all day with the baby so he could watch tv smh

When patrick made spongebob believe he was ugly when he just had some bad breath

Wasn’t Patrick the one that ditched Spongebob in the advanced darkness at the bottom of the sea?

we’re pulling out the receipts tonight

OH MY GOD whyyyy did no one tell me you’re supposed to send thank-yous after interviews?? Why would I do that???

“Thank you for this incredibly stressful 30 minutes that I have had to re-structure my entire day around and which will give me anxiety poos for the next 24 hours.”

I HATE ETIQUETTE IT’S THE MOST IMPOSSIBLE THING FOR ME TO LEARN WITHOUT SOMEONE DIRECTLY TELLING ME THIS SHIT

NO ONE TOLD YOU???? WTF! I HAVE FAILED YOU. Also: Dear ______: Thank you so much for the opportunity to sit down with you (&________) to discuss the [insert job position]. I am grateful to be considered for the position. I think I will be a great fit at [company name], especially given my experience in __________. [insert possible reference to something you talked about, something that excited you.] I look forward to hearing from you [and if you are feeling super confident: and working together in the future]. Sincerely, @mellivorinae

THIS IS A LIFESAVING TEMPLATE

YOU ARE WELCOME

My brother got a really great paid internship one summer. The guy who hired him said the deciding factor was the professional thank you letter my brother sent after the interview.

should it be an email? or like a physical letter?

email, you want to send it within a few hours at max after the interview if you can so it’s fresh in their mind who you are. 

Confirmed! I interviewed for a job right after arriving in NY. The interview went incredibly well, and I went home and immediately wrote a thank you letter and put it in the mail. I had a super good feeling about this interview.

I didn’t get the job.

However, a few weeks later, I was called in to interview with another editor in the same company, and I did get that job. I found out later from the initial editor (the one who didn’t hire me) that he had planned to offer me the job, but since I didn’t follow up with a thank you letter, he assumed I didn’t really want it. He offered the job to another contender–but when he got my letter in the mail shortly after the offer had already been made, he went to HR and gave me a glowing recommendation. It was based on that recommendation that I got called in for the second interview.

So: send an email thank you immediately (same day!) after the interview. If you’re feeling extra, go ahead and send a written one too. OR go immediately to a coffee shop, write the letter, and return to the office and give it to the secretary.

Either way, those letters are important.

Pro tip: If you really want HR to develop a personal interest in your application, publicly thank them on linkedin. Just make a short post telling your network about how X recruiter really went above and beyond to make you feel welcome, or about how be accommodating and professional they were, or whatever. Make sure to use the mention feature so they’ll get a notification and see it. 

Flattery will get you everywhere… and public flattery that might make its way back to their manager, doubly so.

Obligatory plug for one of FreePrintable.net’s sites: ThankYouLetter.ws. They have a whole section with interview thank you letter templates, and a page with specific tips for interview thank you letters. (There are also tons of other letter templates if you browse around a bit.)

As a former professional recruiter and recruiting manager, I confirm, especially for entry-level positions, where you are competing with oodles of people. This little thing can make a difference. Also the fact that, maybe, you took time to google the “interview etiquette”.

SIGNAL BOOST

ive only had jordan for half an hour but if anything happened to him id kill everyone in this room and then myself 

The 100 5x13 timeline

I pulled each date from Monty’s video messages, partially for my own sanity, but mostly because I wanted to know exactly how old Jordan Jasper Green is. 

April 26, 2157. Monty’s first entry, about one year since everyone went into cryo.

March 10, 2158. Two year anniversary of “the long nap,” Harper is pregnant. Monty and Harper decide to name their child Jordan.

May 10, 2158. Jordan Jasper Green is born. Monty tells Bellamy and Clarke he will be 8 when they meet him. 

April 26, 2166. Ten years in cryo, the day everyone was supposed to wake up. 

November 3, 2184. Monty and Harper put Jordan in cryo. Everyone else has been asleep for 28 years. 

February 8, 2206. Harper dies, Monty leaves one final message. Says it took him 30 years to crack the Eligius III mission file. Plugged in coordinates for the new planet a week ago, will take 75 years for them to get there.

Sometime in 2281. Bellamy and Clarke wake up and listen to Monty’s messages. See new planet for the first time. 

This means that Jordan was around 26 when he was put into cryo sleep, and had been asleep for 22 years when Harper died. This also puts Monty and Harper in their mid to late 70′s when they died, assuming they were mid 20′s when everyone went into cryo. They lived together in peace for almost 50 years.  

say what you want about season five, but they introduced four characters that we immediately decided we would die for and that shit’s Iconic™

fun things for s6:

- Diyoza thinking Bellamy and Clarke are still dating and confronting them about it

- Madi and Jordan being Best Buds™

- Madi teaching Jordan how to fish and hunt

- Jordan having an algae farm

- The Remaining Delinquents telling Jordan stories about their friends (like the first time they were on Earth)

- Octavia finding happiness again

- Octavia taking care of Diyoza’s baby while Diyoza is off hunting with Bellamy and Clarke

- Murphy getting the Best Gun he can get his hands on

- Raven and Shaw telling everyone they’re dating and the others are all so happy to see Raven smile again

- Clarke forgetting her notebook somewhere and Bellamy finding it and seeing the drawings she drew of him

- Spacekru forgiving Clarke

- Bellamy and Clarke confessing their Love for each other

- Bellamy, Clarke and Echo having a conversation about it

- Echo understanding and respecting Bellamy’s choice

- Murphy helping Jordan with the algae farm and Jordan being all like “I always knew you were my favorite”

- All of them promising Monty and Jasper to ‘not ruin it this time’

- Jordan producing enough algae to feed all of them when there’s no food and Bellamy saying “Your father would’ve been so proud”

- Octavia being the first one on the ground and mumbling “we’re back bitches”

- Jordan wearing Jasper’s goggles

- Them playing music from Maya’s ipod when building the camp + they all sing along

- Bellamy insisting that, even if there are other people on the planet, they won’t attack them because “we’re different now”

- Them just being happy and healthy

the 100 season 5 + text posts (13/?)

Can I just say, wow. I mean, I can’t tell you how good it is to finally meet you. Weird but good. Great, actually. Who are you?

S6 but it starts with Jordan Green saying “I was born in space”

this is gonna be a tough hiatus

“Believe it or not, Murphy is his favorite.”  One of my favorite lines from Monty’s video.

But seriously… can we agree, that Jordan’s gonna be fucking awesome in season six?

He never saw anything else than the ship.

He never tasted anything else than algae. 

He never smelled fresh air.

He’s gonna be the Bellarke kid, everyone will run after because he keeps running away. “Clarke, look! Grass!” “Oh my god, Bellamy! Water!” “Madi, c’mon! We’re playing fetch!”

monty green + finally getting to be happy

may we meet again. x

I’m Jordan. Harper and Monty’s son.

Denis Ten – She Won’t Be Mine (Tribute MV)

Did you know that Denis Ten could sing and compose music? I’ve learned about his musical abilities only about half a year ago thanks to his frequent Instagram posts. I remember being surprised at the time, as I didn’t expect the renowned sportsman to be musically talented too.

This was the song he posted back then on Instagram, that he wanted eventually to release along with his first mini-album. The song that was now finished and mastered by Erlan Bekchurin for the saddest occasion one can ever imagine.

The cruel irony for Denis’s debut work to be released as a tribute for his untimely departure.

Many thanks to his friends at Gakku among many many others, who produced, edited, provided the video materials for this piece.

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