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I found someone’s tumblr logged in on this computer and all I did was change the icon
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Really confused as to how my logo changed to kermit the frog. Unless im starting to have hallucinations from lack of sleep. Still. mindfucked.
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Also, because it's Tumblr I have to spell everything out. Use your own personal definition of what constitutes a major versus a minor holiday
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#so ready to be done with this company#not me finding out that i only had 24 hours of pto instead of the 40 i thought#and theyve been taking from that to cover my sock leave bc we only get 10 hrs a quarter#im a teacher i get sick at the drop of a hat#whats the point of being salaried if i can bust my ass and work 60 hours#and get shafted if i need to take a day#fucking hate this#they took my bday pto out of my sick leave too bc i didnt have pto left#and no one told me and the og tracking document#which is a google spreadsheet btw#was under someone who no longer works there#im so over this place
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Someone requested Chilchuck and Hatsune Miku
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maybe whistleblowers just happen to come forward around the time they're about to die. no one ever considers that
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haven't posted anything in ages but i really enjoyed these lads
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A juvenile bug isn't called a larva until it reaches the surface. While it's still underground it's called a margma
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Decided I’m resurrecting this
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I was today years old when I found out that my state, the great state of mostly corn and hogs (Iowa) has possibly the single best civil war memorial statue in the entire world
This is her.
It's supposed to represent a young mother nourishing the union with the milk of liberty. It is very pro-union and was installed in 1894.
Tits out for liberty, baby.
Get on our fucking level, the rest of the country.
...Iowa state capital has a naked woman breastfeeding the union in public, but when an actual woman....
We also briefly had a statue of Baphomet in the courthouse.
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Sexual themes
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With the Reddit 3rd party app crackdown and the ongoing horseshit Elon Musk is pulling with "X", I realize a lot of people here might be pretty new. So I put together a quick and easy guide for using Tumblr for anyone new who might need it.
- Tumblr was made by David Karp and we call him Daddy around these parts (^///^)
- You are not safe from fandom-gif attacks ( •̀ ω •́ )✧
- Speaking of fandoms, the tumblr fandoms are always ready to grab their [object] and go to war against the Beliebers ╰(*°▽°*)╯
- The only safe refuge from fandom tumblr is with hipster tumblr. If you can get a cool alt-girl to take you under her wing, you might be safe... for now (●'◡'●)
- You will watch the first episode of Supernatural... and then you're part of the Winchester family. (Or if you skip right to season 4, we don't blame you. It's where Destiel starts (*/ω＼*))
- This is not a glomp-free zone ☆*: .｡. o(≧▽≦)o .｡.:*☆
- Use missing e. It's the only way to make Tumblr useable on Internet Explorer (this is the most popular browser and you're probably using it right now) :-D
- Our only adult-supervision is John Green... and even then does that REALLY count as supervision? DFTBA! φ(゜▽゜*)♪
- Just this once, everyone lives. It's bigger on the inside. Elementary, my dear Watson.
- If you see Misha Collins staring at you, the polite response is "Saving people, hunting things, the family business." O.O
- I might lose followers for this, but this blog supports gay rights, and yours should too (14 gifs of Sherlock and The Hobbit)
- Tumblr will teach you more about the world than you'll ever learn in school. ○( ＾皿＾)っ
- Tread carefully... we have teh yaoiz O.o. Oh you don't know what that means? Well let's just say... it's full of lemons here.
- If you see Hannibal Lector in a flower crown, tell him it looks very nice. His boyfriend Will Graham made it for him. (´▽`ʃ♡ƪ)
- Do not enter the dog park. The dog park will not harm you.
*choking gurgling blood dripping from my nose choking and gurlging on the blood pouring out of my nose*
Reviews are in! Reviews are glowingly positive! Reviews are glowing like the cloud we All Hail.
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I.. feel like I need to go to a ren faire.
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a kinetic sculpture by Tim Lewis
I know it’s not pottery but it is sculptural and holy shit
it’s beautiful and disturbing and I feel like I could stumble across this creature in a forest and never be seen again???
Is this just what deer are like? @elodieunderglass
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“I’ll just rest my eyes” is the biggest lie you’re going straight to snorkmimimi land
“I’m going to sleep” is the biggest lie I’m going to stare at my ceiling for the next three hours
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in my head the star wars equivalent of tswift is some human woman named tay’lor spiff or something and her stans are losing their minds over theories that she’s secretly a jedi singing about the horrors of war, even though she’s from a neutral system that hasn’t seen so much as a moral panic in 50 years
the theories get even more egregious during the imperial era, with people straight up thinking she joined the rebellion in secret and is loading her songs with subliminal rebel propaganda. their main piece of evidence for this is if you play a certain song backwards, it sounds like she’s saying “freedom” in shyriiwook. the fans get really defensive if you point out she’s performed at the yearly empire day celebration thrice now and her family historically owned ewok slaves
i regret to inform both you beautiful people that this isn’t going to go how you think it will
spiff fans (also known as “spiffies”) insist that the two decommissioned venator-class destroyers spiff purchased, the bad blood and the reputation, are for diplomatic purposes that benefit the rebellion. jedi’lors have concocted theories that she served on both ships during the clone wars and was respectful of every clone that served there, despite her courtship of a gravball player that thrice advocated against the clone veterans being granted natural citizenship
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all goofing aside I don't understand the urge to reimagine Tay'lor Allisoarn Spiff as a secret Jedi fighting for the rebellion when the rebel alliance is literally like overflowing with women fighting the empire. Gara and Ke'Cha and Mileu and Halcey are right there. like what are we doing here. like I'm not even saying you can't like Taylor but why would you hang all your hopes of taking down the empire on her
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Isn't Lady Gara a force sensitive?
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Hence why I put her in the list of famous force using women who are in the rebel alliance?
(okay ignore the fact I've put an image in here but this is ops icon)
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#im sure op has this post muted by now but Ur icon is so real op
The icon is because of this post
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btw to just clarify for anyone who sees this reblog of this post
op is basically saying something along the lines of "yea ik tay'lor spiff is a jedi but like. why is she y'all's only force using rebel icon when there are all these other force users in the rebellion???"
i might have worded this badly but hopefully i got the main point across
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Hi OP here I most CERTAINLY DID NOT SAY TAY'LOR SPIFF IS A JEDI???
(based on this post)
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Holy shit, oh my god! 50 of them??
Me when I'm a sexy gay wizard that suddenly realizes they are being followed by 50 rats
OMG LMAO I WOULD NEVER RUN FROM YOU, 50 RATS, I JUST DIDN'T KNOW YOU WERE BEHIND ME
You know what you are so right... We have a bond, these 50 rats and I....
OH SHIT OH NO
WAIT
I CAN'T FEED THIS MANY RATS
Oh wait I'm a fuckin wizard lol
Yay :) Enough treats for everyone :)
Happy rat day to my most popular post ever