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Clocks and Asylums?

@mx-melancholic

τ// l'appel du vide//Member of the 206 Bones Cult in memoriam//

reblog if your name isn't Amanda.

2,121,566 people are not Amanda and counting!

We’ll find you Amanda.

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iceslushii

this has almost 11 million notes what is this

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yiffmaster

I’ve never seen this post once in 10 years on this site

I’ve never even heard of this before tho??? Wtf??????????

oh my god, I didn’t think there were any surviving versions of this post left

For those who weren’t around in the Deep Lore times, this is one of the relics of the editable post era. This post has THE SINGLE HIGHEST NOTES of ANY post on this site, bar none, but with more than a dozen variations. Every single post you’ve ever seen with more than 3 million notes has been a different version of this one.

This is the “Dean’s Gym Shorts” post. This is the Flubber post. This is the original “Reblog if you support gay people” post. it was ALL of them. before half the site got nuked, it had even more notes than it has now - at one point, well over 15 million, and that was years ago.

This, with no exaggeration, is the ONE TRUE heritage post

World Heritage Post

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desastreus

can i... can i collect genders?

...and how do you plan on doing that?

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desastreus

well i have a basement so...

Run my genders! Run! Hide from the Gender Snatcher.

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enne-uni

Wait, actually, please take mine. I don't even know what it is, I'd just rather not have the hassle.

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desastreus

*takes your gender in my arms*

i will take good care of.... *looks at what i'm holding* ... whatever this is

(on a serious note: i meant it more like, can i have multiple gender labels, because if i only have 1 it will feel restricting? and i didn't mean it like.... "i'm gonna steal everyone's gender heheheheh"
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enne-uni

(that makes a lot more sense huh… have fun with my gender tho)

Anyway, I’m gonna be honest, I am horrible at this kind of stuff lmao. I think it’s fine?? Have you considered genderfluid already? Or bigender?

please can you keep my gender safe?

thank youuu

*scampers off

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desastreus

oh ... oh dear... oh yeah okay, cool , yeah , is fine

*holding genders like babies in my arms*

....

*slowly starting to regret*

is all ok, let me help you

*gently takes some of your genders

Its dangerous to gender alone, take this * Zelda pickup noise *

we must embark on a mission to keep the genders safe

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desastreus

oh hey this reminds me of The Tea Dragon Society and now i'm imagining the genders like little creatures we have to take care of

i keep looking at my profile pic and wondering who this cool person is

YES YES YES

we need this

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desastreus

.... oh no... (not another drawing idea)

oh pleaaaaaase

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desastreus

i wouldn't even know how to draw....

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desastreus

can i... can i collect genders?

...and how do you plan on doing that?

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desastreus

well i have a basement so...

Run my genders! Run! Hide from the Gender Snatcher.

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enne-uni

Wait, actually, please take mine. I don't even know what it is, I'd just rather not have the hassle.

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desastreus

*takes your gender in my arms*

i will take good care of.... *looks at what i'm holding* ... whatever this is

(on a serious note: i meant it more like, can i have multiple gender labels, because if i only have 1 it will feel restricting? and i didn't mean it like.... "i'm gonna steal everyone's gender heheheheh"
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enne-uni

(that makes a lot more sense huh… have fun with my gender tho)

Anyway, I’m gonna be honest, I am horrible at this kind of stuff lmao. I think it’s fine?? Have you considered genderfluid already? Or bigender?

please can you keep my gender safe?

thank youuu

*scampers off

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desastreus

oh ... oh dear... oh yeah okay, cool , yeah , is fine

*holding genders like babies in my arms*

....

*slowly starting to regret*

is all ok, let me help you

*gently takes some of your genders

Its dangerous to gender alone, take this * Zelda pickup noise *

we must embark on a mission to keep the genders safe

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desastreus

oh hey this reminds me of The Tea Dragon Society and now i'm imagining the genders like little creatures we have to take care of

i keep looking at my profile pic and wondering who this cool person is

YES YES YES

we need this

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desastreus

.... oh no... (not another drawing idea)

oh pleaaaaaase

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desastreus

i wouldn't even know how to draw....

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mag200

my favorite thing about jon sims is he’s fundamentally deeply kind. my second favorite thing about him is hes a massive cunt.

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mag200

as opposed to martin blackwood where. my favorite thing about him is that hes a cunt. and my second favorite thing about him is he is kind.

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owlbyr

Our friend's family dog, Smokey, is at risk of getting taken away and potentially euthanized by the city of Little Rock, Arkansas, because he has been misidentified by the city as a Pitbull (he is a Cane Corso). He has seen two different veterinarians who both agree that he is not a pitbull, but the local law says the dog catcher has full authority to determine the breed (and they are the ones claiming that he is a pitbull).

Online traction for this case has helped them get the case appealed, so it may help them win it too. If anyone could sign and share their petition (linked below) that would be really helpful for the family. Thank you all so much for your help in advance.

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bug-maniac

This isn't bug-related, but I'd really appreciate it if you could sign this (or at least reblog it). This dog is *clearly* not a pit, and it'd mean so much if you could help them out.

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bug-maniac

Guys, there are over a thousand signatures on this. When I shared it yesterday, there were less than two hundred.

Thank you so much for your help and support here. It would mean the world if you guys could continue to share. The more signatures, the better.

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duncebento

GRADE SCHOOL SJWS stop using social justice language to explain shit to your conservative parents IT’S NOT GONNA GO THROUGH now all they have are some new words to make fun of. don’t tell your mom she’s being fatphobic tell her she’s being a dick

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virovac

gosh I’ve seen terrible drama on here caused when people pull this on users who don’t have English as a first language

“We chose the term “asexual” to describe ourselves because both “celibate” and “anti-sexual” have connotations we wished to avoid: the first implies that one has sacrificed sexuality for some higher good, the second that sexuality is degrading or somehow inherently bad. “Asexual”, as we use it, does not mean “without sex” but “relating sexually to no one”. This does not, of course, exclude masturbation but implies that if one has sexual feelings they do not require another person for their expression. Asexuality is, simply, self-contained sexuality.”

Note the date, people:

That’s 1972

29 years before AVEN was started online,

and 47 years before the present.

And that’s only the date that Manifesto was written, so asexuals as members of a community must have existed at least some time before that.

So, no: we are not just Tumblr trenders. Get out of here with that.

supporting my asexual friends and foes by rebbloging this

It’s 50 years this month since the first version of the Asexual Manifesto was written. Aces have been writing about our experiences under this name for at least half a century. We are not an internet fad.

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gaphic

‘Autistics always love talking to other autistics, it’s always effortless for autistics to communicate with eachother’ stop!

telling!

lies!