if tumblr recommended this post to you I'm sorry
WHY??
“It’s literally impossible to be a woman.
You are so beautiful, and so smart, and it kills me that you don't think you're good enough. Like, we have to always be extraordinary, but somehow, we're always doing it wrong?
You have to be thin, but not too thin, and you can never say you wanna be thin. You have to say you wanna be healthy, but also, you have to BE THIN.
You have to have money, but you can't ask for money because that's crass.
You have to be a boss, but you can't be mean.
You have to lead, but you can't squash other people's ideas.
You're supposed to love being a mother, but don't talk about your kids all the damn time.
You have to be a career woman, but also, always be looking out for other people.
You have to answer for men's bad behavior, which is INSANE, but if you point that out, you're accused of complaining!
You're supposed to stay pretty for men, but not so pretty that you tempt them too much or that you threaten other women because you're supposed to be a part of the sisterhood, but ALWAYS STAND OUT and ALWAYS BE GRATEFUL. But never forget that the system is rigged, so find a way to acknowledge that but ALSO, always be grateful!
You have to never get old. Never be rude. Never show off. Never be selfish. Never fall down. Never fail. Never show fear. Never get OUT OF LINE. It's too hard! It's too contradictory, and nobody gives you a medal or says 'thank you!' And it turns out, in fact, that not only are you doing everything wrong, but also, everything is your fault.
I'm just so tired of watching myself, and every single other woman tie herself into knots, so that people will like us.
And if all of that, is also true for a doll just representing a woman, then I don't even know." -Gloria the barbie movie
this is it. this is exactly it oh my god.
This is the speech. Write it on every goddamn wall out there.
i hate the fact that this is true
hey this isn't a question but here ya go
THE SPOOB
the Spoob.
THE SPOOB!!!!
Someone beat me to death with a ukulele. :(
colleen commits crime
LMAO TWITTER IS REALLY TURNING PVP IM LAUGHINGGGG
FREE FOR ALL, ITEMS ON, ANY STAGES
LOL
I JUST MADE A TWITTER ACCOUNT AND SUDDENLY ELON ELEON MINYAK TELON CHANGES IT TO THE GOTDAMN STUPID X!!!! I DIDNT EVEN GET A CHANCE TO ENJOY TWITTER I DONT LIEK >:(
Anonymous asked:
“ooh garlic salt isn’t real” yeah well neither is your MARRIAGE after i’m done FUCKING YOUR HUSBAND and afterwards he eats my delicious cooking that i seasoned with GARLIC SALT. FUCK YOU
i think. you sent this to the wrong person. but im enamoured with your energy. you can have my metaphorical husband you deserve her
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i dont even get a numerical score... the economy is in shambles
well now that you said it i'm not gonna fix it
finally I got them all
THEY ARE SLO CUTE I WANT TO SQUUEZE THEM TO A BALL AND LAUNCH THEM AT 350MPH HAHSHHSJAHSAAJHHSHSAHSHHS!!!!!! SO CUTE OMFG UUUGGGGHHHNNGHHH I WAANT THEEM I WANT TO SQUISH THEM INTO OBLIVION USUSUSS00W99WWIIWIWUUUGHHHH
kinda wanna scream. I wanna yell really really loud. click keep reading if you wanna scream together
I'm so full of love on this day! if you think you can handle that, click "keep reading" below!
me getting blasted with the love under the keep reading
i love my life
listen I say this with patience bc some people may genuinely have not thought about this before but if you firmly say “AI art is terribly unethical and steals from artists” (which is correct) but then turn around and use voice AIs to generate songs/voice lines that sound like your favourite voice actors or singers……………………………………that is also AI art and it is also terribly unethical
is using voice ai to cover a song bad?
Tumblr had a feature where you could send an ask to a random person.
HOW IM NEW