In therapy

Lil Nas X should not be allowed to be this funny

reblog if you think she’s Beautiful

Pangur thanks you all for the Support

hello friend, Pangur has laid a curse on you: from now on your toenails will grow at 4x their natural speed

Dear anon; I will literally send my geese after you.

“Your cat isn’t conventionally attractive enough,” really, internet? Fuck off, that’s a lovely cat.

thank you guys!! I pride myself on being objective, and if this isnt a conventionally attractive cat then i dont know what is

My wordle result sona…… fdjsk

my wordlesona evolved like a digimon

"Yeah but were you like born a boy or a girl?"

I was born against my wishes and have spent the past 30 years figuring out how to make everyone else regret it more than I do. Next question.

Reblog for a bigger sample size.

Say in the tags what you voted for and if you live in or outside of the US

Garden of Hope - James Gurney (detail)

oh my god, but what is this painting without the dinosaur?

why would you crop the dinosaur

annie steg gerard

don't wake the sleeping baby

Did a vector logo for a hospital in our D&D campaign lol

save me gay people in my phone

gay people in my phone

gay people in my phone save me

off of my last post: i feel like corporate horror has such a rich seam of possibilities that are just begging to be mined. the helpless, nightmarish feeling of watching your life get chewed up by the implacable machinery of faceless corporations in which you are nothing but an easily-replaceable cog and knowing the whole time that you chose to be here. that you can, theoretically, leave any time you want. mindless, pointless busywork that you're expected to take pride in even when it has no measurable impact. feeling like you're running on a treadmill - always busy, never achieving anything. upper managers who only communicate with you by email. CEOs who never communicate with you at all, and may not actually exist for all you know. you can leave any time you want. but you can't, can you? not really. you still have to pay the bills.

also while i'm on this train, corporate environments are inherently a bit uncanny - everything looks the same, the corridors and cubicles often feel labyrinthine to the point of absurdity, conversations are outwardly pleasant but rarely dip below surface level, and any expression of intense, genuine emotion - happiness, sadness, anger - is discouraged. there's just something very potent about combining the visceral nature of horror with a bland, impersonal environment staffed by people who refuse to admit when something's wrong.

go play The Stanley Parable right now

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Dartboard

what did i just watch

i dunno but its going on my blog

Fun marine biology fact #2874:

why didn't coelacanths(🐟) go extinct and survived for so long??? (At least like 10 years) well. This is because they love you. Because they love so much.,

Forcing myself to do my chores by ensuring the first chore I did was taking my sheets off the bed and washing them because I cannot sit on this naked ass bed but now I'm kinda just pacing around grumpily cause I can't sit down and thus have to do my chores. The guy in charge is supposed to be a pushover but the fucker outsmarted me this time