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Writing What's On My Mind

@musingsofmyown

Aspen | She/They | Genderqueer | Neurodivergent | Mystrade & Johnlock aficionado | Fanfic writer | Aspiring English Lit. Academic | I wish you all good fortune!! | my askbox and DMs are always open and I encourage sending random stuff |

All about me! (intro post)

Hallo there!

If you’re brand new here, welcome!

My name is Aspen! I am genderqueer and aroace, I use she/they pronouns. Feel free to chat any time!

Here is a link to my page dividers/text dividers, so check back regularly if you wanna spice up your fanfics.
My Inbox is open for divider requests!
(or literally anything, I love getting mesaages)
There's also an accompanying link here on how to actually put them into Ao3

This is a safe space for any and all people: lgbtqia+, neurodivergent, mentally struggling, people with disorders and POC (being one myself). My only stipulation is to be kind to others on my page and don't harass/start fights with anyone or you will be reported and blocked.

Fandoms and other info under the cut!

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DO NOT UNMUTE IF YOU EASILY GET MUSIC LOCKED INTO YOUR MEMORY

I fear, genuinely, for the day far into the future when I'm in court at a crucial moment and this suddenly blasts full volume in my mind.

The caption does not lie. The guy singing even SOUNDS like the dude from the B-52s.

genibibiou is flagged by shinigamieyes

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HD-Resolution click here My -(x) and Greg -(x) ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Mystrade - Typical Items ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Well yeah, you already saw the ‘How to draw…’ stuff and that’s the final result of it X°D No long explanations this time, cause just two lil Mystrade artworks XD BUT IDK I think My looks much better ^^°°° What do you think? I think I will add them as prints ASAP anyway too :3

Enjoy <3 :)

In an effort to avoid supporting megacorporations, I shall now be posing questions directly to tumblr that I would otherwise have googled.

If Mayonnaise is just eggs and oil, why it creamy?

Because it's also evil

Thanks!

Have scientists figured out what dark matter is yet?

Yup! It’s anything that takes up space, has mass, and is goth.

Wow!

What happens if you eat 23 packages of peeps?

You meet god

Thank goodness!

What's the correct way to eat a banana?

Whole, in one gulp.

Delicious!

Who is the Muffin Man?

Father of the Muffin Boy

Makes sense!

Why is my car making a ker-klunk noise?

Car's haunted

Uh Oh

How to fix a haunted car?

Slam into a priest in a crosswalk going at least forty miles an hour

It worked!

Where does the wax in scented candles go?

into the sky, where it turns into stars

Cool!

Why are weddings so damn expensive?

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priest has to pay for medical bills related to haunted car crashing into him

....Ah