Hey students, here’s a pro tip: do not write an email to your prof while you’re seriously sick.

Signed, a person who somehow came up with “dear hello, I am sick and not sure if I’ll be alive to come tomorrow and I’m sorry, best slutantions, [name]”.

I mean, if someone wrote that to me, I’d probably believe they were sick.

“Slutantions” has me crying laughing

This is the opposite of a problem.

TO DREAM THE IMPOSSIBLE DREAM

The best bit was he tweeted Waterstones and politely asked them to let him out.

No-one from Waterstones was on their Twitter account at that time of night, but half of London was still awake and soon after #WaterstonesTexan and #FreetheWaterstones1 were trending across the city. The police were notified and managed to let him out before midnight :D

Afterwards Waterstones tweeted “We’re pleased to announce that @DWill_ is a free man once more.” (x)

They’ve also compiled a reading list for their future locked-in clients

This is the best thing I’ve heard all day.

The compiling of the reading list for locked in clients is perhaps the best thing about this.

your secrets are safe with me because i will forget all of them immediately

interrogating me is useless because i won't even remember the question i'm supposed to be answering by the time you've finished asking it

I saw this vine and couldn’t resist

We go forward.

This is too deep to comprehend.

Stop it

I THOUGHT THIS WAS GOING TO BE FUNNY

:(((((

music is my photo album

12:00 A.M.

A little lonely

Cover my ears with headphones

Press ‘shuffle all songs’

As the mix of genres and artists play,

my mind resurrects images,

an emotional flashback

With music I can relive my history

Pieces of stories I’ve forgotten

The harmonies that comforted me

when depression and anxiety stormed

The melodies I danced to with friends

full of air guitars and pitchy singing

The vocalists’ tones and passion

inspiring me to breakout of my cage

to explore myself in a novel light

The lyrics that punctured my heart

so powerfully they bled through me,

words and my story merging as one

There’s nothing like reminiscing

with music as my accompaniment,

noticing changes in my preferences

matching the emotions I once felt

No need to take pictures of what I see

or write meticulously about my day

Music is my photo album and diary

Each song is a soundtrack

When I play a tune, I’m fully back

in a three-dimensional movie of my past

Sometimes sad, sometimes joyous

Nonetheless, a little less lonely

I wish I could listen to all songs shuffled,

but I mustn’t because too much focus

on the past infringes on

my present and future songs

Words

From my book This is Death, Love, Life

Get it on Amazon

everybody been actin funny lately but its ok cuz im bouta act hilarious lmao

Why is this vaguely threatening

This sounds like my mom when talks to herself, out loud, about everyone in the room

hey remember when dacre showed up on set and smashed his head through glass and was like "btw my character thinks he's god". what was that about

stop normalizing this

i’m the kids

boot up, Bitch

I’m crying y’all…..

https://twitter.com/ShaunKing/status/829562422528704512

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Fucking spread this like wildfire.

All of that effort for nothing…it’s a damn shame and it’s heartbreaking. 

I think some adults need to realize that teens don’t dislike adults because teens are rebellious and punk, a lot of kids and teens dislike adults because every interaction they’ve had with them is dismissing and condescending 

I’m not even a teenager anymore and I still feel like this.

Notice the fact that when teenagers have favorite teachers it’s the teachers who treat them as equals and don’t talk down to them but with them

How far computer animation has come: Toy Story (1995) // Toy Story 4 (2019)

I thought that was a real fucking cat

f.r.i.e.n.d.s. ☕ the one where monica gets a new roommate

Don’t touch me, you don’t have the right

This is the post dramatic thing I’ve ever posted on Facebook

what even is “the real college experience”?? is it crying?? is it netflix?? is it discovering an unknown temple in the middle of the campus??

How many altos does it take to screw in a lightbulb? None, they can’t get that high.

How many sopranos does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

One, she holds it up and waits for the world to revolve around her.

How many singers does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Two. An alto to actually do it and a soprano to stand by and ask “isn’t that a little high for you?”

u wanna fucking go

here for this fight

How do you know a soprano is at your door?

She can’t find the key and doesn’t know where to come in