This guy's sending out some good vibes and I'm here for it
grettir-dun
I have to reblog this every time because frankly this is absolutely genius prose
by-grace-of-god
“Death blowing bubbles,” 18th century. The bubbles symbolize life’s fragility. This plaster work appears on the ceiling of Holy Grave Chapel in Michaelsberg Abbey, Bamberg, Germany. (+)
Close your eyes. Imagine you are Michael Sheen and you’ve just typed out this response. You pause for a moment, smirking, reveling in the power you hold as ship captain to bring joy to so many passengers, and then you click “Tweet” and go back to raising money for wonderful charities or eating ice cream on the beach like you didn’t just make hundreds of people have heart palpitations and laugh until they cried. (You can open your eyes now. No clue how you read that with them closed, anyway.)
jackblackwillattack
Soooo
I imagine Aziraphale has a car and it looks like this:
he doesn't use it often if ever but he has learned to properly use a car once in the 50s and bought this beauty.
(like can you imagine 50s movie star looking aziraphale)
but its been years since he drove now and he probably has worse driving skills than Crowley and almost crashes every time
(bonus: every time he shuts the car off he calls it a miracle)
Imagine this but like, in London. And Aziraphale is freaking out and Crowley is already packing his Bentley and plants
When you stay up with a book all night and have a reading hangover the next day:
Batman, Robin, Nightwing, Batwoman, Batgirl, Catwoman, The Joker, Harley Quinn, Penguinn and Scarecrow by Rafael Albuquerque *
Imagine: Crowley’s true form is a snake but Asiraphale’s true form is a dragon.
But of course he hoards books instead of gold.
That’s how he had a flaming sword when fire is usually considered demonic.
Crowley waking up and realizing he’s slept through the 19th century like