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The Secrets We Keep

@musicluver44

Hi there, welcome to my blog! I'm Rachel and I use she/her pronouns and identify as an asexual female. This blog is largely a catchall for me and has no real theme or direction, just whatever, whenever. Enjoy your time browsing around! If you're at all interested in a photography project of mine, check out @drinksinthewild on Instagram!

Everything I’ve Ever Let Go Of Has Claw Marks On It

To save someone else going through eleventy billion reverse image searches - the sculptor is David Altmejd.

Thought 2, 2019

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himapapaftw

finally, it has appeared on my dash

finally, when we least expected it.

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theboywhofangirled

Wasn’t expecting this

I’m sorry I know this is normally just an art and rambling blog you didn’t honestly expect me to pass up reblogging The Spanish Inquisition did you? Because nobody expects the Spanish Inquisition.

This post is 13 years old, let that sink in

i couldn’t let that sink in because I would have to expect seeing it.

and-

and nobody-

and nobody expects-

*jumps into frame* “NO ONE EXPECTS THE SPANISH INQUISITION!”

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I’m on a super packed train rn and the guy who got on after me is twice my size so once the doors closed his body kind of crushed me into a wall, which initially sucked ass except I am perpetually cold and he was radiating an insane amount of body heat, so after a minute I just kind of gave up trying to collapse into negative space like a 5’3” black hole and fell asleep under the gentle and warm full-body pressure of his entire goddamn arm shoulder and torso squeezing me to death, and I think he may have noticed my cold and dying reptile body leeching off his energy because as soon as somebody got out he got up and moved to the opposite end of the unit

@dr-viles-laboratory his ambient temperature was sufficient

Did you guys hear some of Napoleon’s jewelry was stolen from the Louvre this morning by guys dressed as construction workers? They rode a lift basket up to the window and left on the freight elevator WHILE the museum was already open…… in and out in 4 minutes…… chic art heists are so back

i am massively overdue for a very very good week where not a single bad thing happens and everything is easy

reblog to give prev a very good week where not a single bad thing happens and everything is easy

my favourite part about ghost files is when ryan looks at shane and is like "you know i feel like you aren't taking this very seriously" and then the camera pans over to shane who is spread eagle on a ghosts bed yelling at it to kill him

believe it or not but the united states actually used to be a respectable country that i could be proud of, and this was back when i was a child and knew nothing about geopolitics and was completely ignorant to all of the atrocities the nation committing at the time

The thing is, I like the idea of Dracula loving Mina. I love the idea of him obsessing over her, of him not just using her to hurt the men, but of wanting her specifically. But Mina can never love him. He has to be an incel. Dracula is defined by wanting what he can't have, wanting the life of others, wanting the respect he thinks he is due, wanting to be powerful as he once was, wanting the love of others. He said as much to the weed smoking girlfriends, that he could love too, but they knew that it wasn't really love. He just wants, he just wants to possess. He wants Jonathan, he wants Mina, he wants Lucy, he thinks he deserves them. But Lucy loves Arthur, Mina and Jonathan love each other and the girlfriends loved others before he took them. If you're going to make Dracula love Mina then he needs to be a foul possessive "love" that really isn't love at all. He can cross oceans of time all he wants, he'll never get Mina's love.

there's been a robbery at the lourve???? please tell me they nicked the mona lisa it would be so fucking funny

i'm talking proper heist movie backflipping over lasers and cutting holes in the ceiling to slowly descend on a wire i want this shit to be FUNNY

nevermind they did something funnier let's chainsaw our way in and then scoot out beep beep that's the sound of my scooter vrmmm vrmmm that's the sound of my tiny chainsaw