Good Things that Happened in 2016

·         We’re closer to having successful vaccines for lung and brain cancer.

·         New chemotherapy breakthroughs have increased the 5-year survival for pancreatic cancer from 16% to 27% (and is getting better)

·         Scientists figured out how to link robotic limbs with the part of the brain that deals with intent to move so people don’t have to think about how they will move the limb, it can just happen.

·         Child mortality is down everywhere and it keeps going down.

·         Thanks to the ice bucket challenge the gene responsible for ALS has been found, meaning we are closer to an effective treatment. Let me rephrase that: we are close to getting a treatment for a very bad disease because a lot of people (including really hot celebrities) got wet.

·         A solar powered plan circumnavigated the world.

·         Michael Jordan donates 2mil to try and help bridge connection between police and the community.

·         Tiger numbers are growing.

·         And manatees.

·         And pandas.

·         Pakistan has made strides toward outlawing honor killings.

·         70,000 Muslim clerics declared a fatwa against ISIS.

·         Pokemon Go players went insane with placing lure modules near hospitals for sick kids.

·         California is now powering over 6 million homes with solar power, a record in the US (and that is the tightest shit)

·         Volunteers in India planted 50 million trees in 24 hours.

·         Apparently world crime as a whole has drastically declined as a whole in the last couple of decades.

·         Coffee consumption has been proved to help curtail cancer and suicide rates.

·         Speaking of coffee Starbucks figured out how to donate perishable food in a food safe way.

·         500 elephants were relocated to a better, safer and bigger home.

·         We made massive strides in Alzheimers’ prevention (my grandmother literally told me that scares her more than getting cancer this is very good news)

·         The ozone layer is repairing itself and all the work we did to get rid of those aerosol chemicals was actually worth it.

·         A new therapy developed in Israel could cure radiation sickness.

·         The Anglican church resolved to solemnize same-sex unions the same as opposite-sex unions which required a super majority of all three orders of the church (lay, clergy, bishop).

·         The Rabbinical Assembly issued a resolution affirming the rights of transgender and non-conforming individuals.

·         Precision treatments for cancer are hitting clinical trials and WORKING (as someone who’s had relatives with cancer this is the best news)

·         Dentists are once again providing free care to veterans who need it.

·         The Orlando Shakespeare Festival showed up with angel wings to block funeral-goers for the Orlando Pulse victims, view from anti-gay protesters

·         We may have cured MS

·         Rise Women’s Legal Centre opened

·         Death by heart disease has decreased by 70% in the United States

·         Two brothers saw color for the first time thanks to specially-designed glasses

·         Pope Francis spoke against society’s obsession with physical beauty while dedicating Mass to the disabled community (love that dude)

·         Portugal ran its entire nation solely on renewable energy for four days straight

·         A retiree is launching a project to transport 80 endangered rhinos to an Australian reservation to save the animals from poaching

·         An Afghan teacher has been delivering books via bicycle to villages that lack schools

·         Harriet Tubman is going to replace Andrew Jackson on the $20 bill.

·         200 strangers attended the funeral of a homeless WW2 veteran with no family

·         A teen battling cancer married his sweetheart

·         Bank firm pays for college tuition for the children of employees who died in the 9/11 attacks

·         New medicine has been shown to increase melanoma survival rate to 40%

·         Over 800 Boko Harem Hostages were rescued by Nigerian Army

·         Toys R Us is Offering Quiet Shopping Hour for kids with autism this holiday season

·         Volunteers made special tiny Halloween costumes for NICU babies

·         A 4-year old befriends a lonely man and helped him heal after losing his wife

·         Families grew

·         People survived c ancer

·         People overcame depression

·         Any kind of victory, even if it affects only one person,  is a victory

·         Now for the pop culture good news

·         LEONARDO DICAPRIO WON AN OSCAR! EVERYONE READING THIS LIVED LONG ENOUGH TO SEE LEO FINALLY GET WHAT HE DESERVED

·         There’s a new Harry Potter book

·         And a movie

·         Harry Potter has no plans on vanishing with time

·         This sweet father gave candy to passengers on a flight so his little girl could trick or treat on Halloween

·         LET ME TALK ABOUT ALL THE KICK ASS MOVIES WE GOT THIS YEAR OH MY GOD

·         Kung Fu Panda 3, this franchise is still going strong despite that its about a panda played by Jack Black

·         Jungle Book. The amazing remake none of us saw coming

·         Finding Dory. I haven’t seen it yet but I’ve heard good things

·         Kubo and the Two Strings. Haven’t seen that yet as well but its Laika so I know it’s a masterpiece

·         Deadpool. The beautiful and super accurate R-rated marvel film

·         Captain America: Civil War. Seriously is the best marvel movie yet in my opinion I need more.

·         Zootopia. Oh don’t mind me I’m just a movie that tackled the issue of racism and not only game changed animated films but also made a billion dollars

·         The Hamilton Mixtape is coming out. Which is a bunch of artists singing songs from the musical (Sia, Usher, Regina Spketor, etc.) I’m excited.

·         A personal victory for myself, I joined Tumblr and met angels in blog form so…that’s uplifting.

·         And I met my favorite voice actor at a con which was a bucket list accomplishment.

Good Things that have yet to happen this year

·         Birthdays

·         Doctor Strange

·         Thanksgiving

·         Black Friday

·         Moana

·         Christmas

Good things that have nothing to do with the year but will hopefully make you feel better

·         Puppies

·         Chocolate

·         Rainbows

·         Rain (I like listening to rain it’s one of the most calming sounds)

·         Cartoons

·         Kissing

·         Music

·         Friends

·         FF: If you are a religious person you are an imperfect masterpiece

·         FF: If you are not then you are a splendid coincidence

·         Any year spent with loved ones be they family or friends is a good year. Trust me.

·         ”A laugh can be a very powerful thing. Why, sometimes in life, it’s the only weapon we have” –Roger Rabbit

#NeverForgetTheGood

*Plz feel free to add other good news (even if it’s something small like you ate cheesecake THAT is good news)

This is a gorgeous post, everyone should reblog it to see the balancing side to the whole bad things happening in the world!

Good Things that Happened in 2016

·         We’re closer to having successful vaccines for lung and brain cancer.

·         New chemotherapy breakthroughs have increased the 5-year survival for pancreatic cancer from 16% to 27% (and is getting better)

·         Scientists figured out how to link robotic limbs with the part of the brain that deals with intent to move so people don’t have to think about how they will move the limb, it can just happen.

·         Child mortality is down everywhere and it keeps going down.

·         Thanks to the ice bucket challenge the gene responsible for ALS has been found, meaning we are closer to an effective treatment. Let me rephrase that: we are close to getting a treatment for a very bad disease because a lot of people (including really hot celebrities) got wet.

·         A solar powered plan circumnavigated the world.

·         Michael Jordan donates 2mil to try and help bridge connection between police and the community.

·         Tiger numbers are growing.

·         And manatees.

·         And pandas.

·         Pakistan has made strides toward outlawing honor killings.

·         70,000 Muslim clerics declared a fatwa against ISIS.

·         Pokemon Go players went insane with placing lure modules near hospitals for sick kids.

·         California is now powering over 6 million homes with solar power, a record in the US (and that is the tightest shit)

·         Volunteers in India planted 50 million trees in 24 hours.

·         Apparently world crime as a whole has drastically declined as a whole in the last couple of decades.

·         Coffee consumption has been proved to help curtail cancer and suicide rates.

·         Speaking of coffee Starbucks figured out how to donate perishable food in a food safe way.

·         500 elephants were relocated to a better, safer and bigger home.

·         We made massive strides in Alzheimers’ prevention (my grandmother literally told me that scares her more than getting cancer this is very good news)

·         The ozone layer is repairing itself and all the work we did to get rid of those aerosol chemicals was actually worth it.

·         A new therapy developed in Israel could cure radiation sickness.

·         The Anglican church resolved to solemnize same-sex unions the same as opposite-sex unions which required a super majority of all three orders of the church (lay, clergy, bishop).

·         The Rabbinical Assembly issued a resolution affirming the rights of transgender and non-conforming individuals.

·         Precision treatments for cancer are hitting clinical trials and WORKING (as someone who’s had relatives with cancer this is the best news)

·         Dentists are once again providing free care to veterans who need it.

·         The Orlando Shakespeare Festival showed up with angel wings to block funeral-goers for the Orlando Pulse victims, view from anti-gay protesters

·         We may have cured MS

·         Rise Women’s Legal Centre opened

·         Death by heart disease has decreased by 70% in the United States

·         Two brothers saw color for the first time thanks to specially-designed glasses

·         Pope Francis spoke against society’s obsession with physical beauty while dedicating Mass to the disabled community (love that dude)

·         Portugal ran its entire nation solely on renewable energy for four days straight

·         A retiree is launching a project to transport 80 endangered rhinos to an Australian reservation to save the animals from poaching

·         An Afghan teacher has been delivering books via bicycle to villages that lack schools

·         Harriet Tubman is going to replace Andrew Jackson on the $20 bill.

·         200 strangers attended the funeral of a homeless WW2 veteran with no family

·         A teen battling cancer married his sweetheart

·         Bank firm pays for college tuition for the children of employees who died in the 9/11 attacks

·         New medicine has been shown to increase melanoma survival rate to 40%

·         Over 800 Boko Harem Hostages were rescued by Nigerian Army

·         Toys R Us is Offering Quiet Shopping Hour for kids with autism this holiday season

·         Volunteers made special tiny Halloween costumes for NICU babies

·         A 4-year old befriends a lonely man and helped him heal after losing his wife

·         Families grew

·         People survived c ancer

·         People overcame depression

·         Any kind of victory, even if it affects only one person,  is a victory

·         Now for the pop culture good news

·         LEONARDO DICAPRIO WON AN OSCAR! EVERYONE READING THIS LIVED LONG ENOUGH TO SEE LEO FINALLY GET WHAT HE DESERVED

·         There’s a new Harry Potter book

·         And a movie

·         Harry Potter has no plans on vanishing with time

·         This sweet father gave candy to passengers on a flight so his little girl could trick or treat on Halloween

·         LET ME TALK ABOUT ALL THE KICK ASS MOVIES WE GOT THIS YEAR OH MY GOD

·         Kung Fu Panda 3, this franchise is still going strong despite that its about a panda played by Jack Black

·         Jungle Book. The amazing remake none of us saw coming

·         Finding Dory. I haven’t seen it yet but I’ve heard good things

·         Kubo and the Two Strings. Haven’t seen that yet as well but its Laika so I know it’s a masterpiece

·         Deadpool. The beautiful and super accurate R-rated marvel film

·         Captain America: Civil War. Seriously is the best marvel movie yet in my opinion I need more.

·         Zootopia. Oh don’t mind me I’m just a movie that tackled the issue of racism and not only game changed animated films but also made a billion dollars

·         The Hamilton Mixtape is coming out. Which is a bunch of artists singing songs from the musical (Sia, Usher, Regina Spketor, etc.) I’m excited.

·         A personal victory for myself, I joined Tumblr and met angels in blog form so…that’s uplifting.

·         And I met my favorite voice actor at a con which was a bucket list accomplishment.

Good Things that have yet to happen this year

·         Birthdays

·         Doctor Strange

·         Thanksgiving

·         Black Friday

·         Moana

·         Christmas

Good things that have nothing to do with the year but will hopefully make you feel better

·         Puppies

·         Chocolate

·         Rainbows

·         Rain (I like listening to rain it’s one of the most calming sounds)

·         Cartoons

·         Kissing

·         Music

·         Friends

·         FF: If you are a religious person you are an imperfect masterpiece

·         FF: If you are not then you are a splendid coincidence

·         Any year spent with loved ones be they family or friends is a good year. Trust me.

·         ”A laugh can be a very powerful thing. Why, sometimes in life, it’s the only weapon we have” –Roger Rabbit

#NeverForgetTheGood

*Plz feel free to add other good news (even if it’s something small like you ate cheesecake THAT is good news)

This is a gorgeous post, everyone should reblog it to see the balancing side to the whole bad things happening in the world!

Omg so I’m at the cafe by campus and this guy came in and went to hug this chick but she went in for a fist bump

OK OMG SHE SAT HIM DOWN AND SAID “I think we should break up”

I’m legit 3 feet away from them pretending to be invested in my science book

She said “it’s not you it’s me” and before he could respond the barista called his name. It’s Bob. Poor Bob

The move was effective. The lady looks defensive

Bob has come back.

It was a few minutes of awkward silence as he took a sip of his drink. It’s the same kind as mine. Meaning he ordered Hot Chocolate

He started out with “You know, I think.” And I could hear this lady’s eyes roll. No one cares what you think Robert

FINGERS ARE FLYING. SHE POINTING AT HIM. SHIT IS GETTING REAL.

she calmed down and he legit did that thing where you steppe you fingers together in front of your mouth and take a huge breath. Bro. Leave it. It’s done. She’s too pretty for you.

He freaking snapped his fingers like he’s got this grand plan to make up for things.

She Said she still wants to be friends. She starts this by asking about his day

Apparently something bob said made her laugh.

She has not been able to say a word since she got him talking. It’s too loud in the cafe for me to make out anything even tho I’m legit behind this chick

He talking about his struggles now and how much he needs her. Run lady. Run. Run far away.

She tried to get up and his hAND SHOT OUT TO GRAB HERS

She’s literally folded in herself. Hands not going out further than the table. Limited hand movements.

Now she’s talking about her self. He doesn’t look that invested.

“well some people are bitchy” -bob

Lady does not have a drink. I don’t think she planned on being here this long.

Bob is again talking about himself 🙄🙄🙄🙄🙄 no one cares bob.

Well he said something that made her laugh again. It sounded fake tho.

He’s talking about school. APPARENTLY HE IS A PROFESSOR

“Promiscuousness leads to disease” -Bob again.

I’m done with my hot chocolate and I don’t know if the bitter taste in my mouth is from the chocolate residue I drank or my disdain for Professor Bob.

She adjusted her chair so she’s further away

SHE GOT UP! She went to take her purse but bob said to leave and he would watch it. I think she’s headed to the bathroom.

I can’t leave! But he’s doing that voice to text thing for his phone. Talking to someone about this? Idk?

I’m trying to figure out what he’s saying by looking at his lips but I suck as this. Also where are his lips?? Bob is lipless. Further proof that lizard people exist.

I just noticed the lady left her phone in her purse.

Ok she’s coming back. She is pretty. Too pretty for Bob. But probs old enough to be my mom.

He’s talking about his students again.

She was talking and he interrupted her and she was like “I was talking” and he like flinched and he apologized. Yes queen.

“but this is why this democracy is at its purest.” Wtf Bob that doesn’t make sense

They’re talking so quietly now I can’t hear them.

“I should have said this a long time ago. But I can’t get anyone to love me” -Bob what the fuck.

“I feel like I’m projecting my self onto you” -bob once again

She’s leaving! She said something about picking up her son, Kevin, from school. Good job lady!

HOLY SHIT HES REACHING INTO HIS PANTS WTF WTF WTF WTF WTF

*pocket. But still.

HE PULLED OUT A RING BUT THE CHICK IS ALREADY OUT THE DOOR. OMG

OMG OMG OMG ITS A MENS RING!! HE PUT IT ON HIS HAND HOLY SHIT HOLY SHIT HOLY SHIT. HES PICKING UP HIS PHONE

“Hey babe, nah sorry about not answering your call. I was in a meeting with a student. I’m leaving my office now. Yeah I can pick up dinner. Is Tanner home from school yet?”

HOLY SHIT HOLY SHIT HOLY SHIT HOLY SHIT HOLY SHIT HOLY SHIT HOLY SHIT HOLY SHIT

Fuck you bobert

Homer knows his stuff

How to hit high notes…

hoLY NIPPLE ON A CRACKER THAT WAS HIGHER THAN SNOOP DOG

best idea ever

F E A R

Oh god why 😂

I do not understand this “male privilege" bullshit.

What. Fucking. Privileges. Do. Men. Have.???????

Name them. I swear, I challenge you to name these “male privileges" and be able to prove them. 

Come on, I fucking dare you. 

Name them!

Oh boy. Well, as a man, I’ll tell you my male privilege.

And lastly, I am taken as a more credible feminist than my female peers, despite the fact that the feminist movement is not liberating to my sex.

This is male privilege.

THIS. THIS IS HOW YOU BE A MALE FEMINIST. 

YES YES YES YES YES

Sad to say, but the fact that people think there’s no male privilege says a lot about social awareness.

😳 why

A letter that Johnny Cash wrote to June Carter in 1994 was voted the greatest love letter of all time, beating out others written by Winston Churchill, Jimi Hendrix, romantic poet John Keats, and Hollywood lovers Richard Burton and Elizabeth Taylor. They were married from 1968 until June passed away in 2003. Johnny died 4 months later. Source Source 2

Full letter:

Another love letter that Cash wrote to Carter.

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Fuck me backwards. My first fic. I'm super nervous.

PREFACE: pardon this for being long as balls, but I don’t know how to do a read more, and the fucking things don’t work on the app anyway. Introducing one of my main sets of OCs, the Di Roma brothers: David, Lucas, Felix, and Asher.

It was early evening, and the Di Roma brothers had been driving all day on the move to their new home. They moved often, and usually pretty far, to wherever the eldest, David, could find cheap rent and a school that would accept their youngest brother, Asher. It was a tricky combination to find these days. Sixth grader Asher Di Roma had been expelled from twelve schools in less than seven years of education, which is why he and his brothers were moving halfway through the fall semester.

David, the only one with a license, was in the driver’s seat, with Felix, the second youngest, riding shotgun with the directions pulled up on his phone. In the back were the second eldest, Lucas, who was sitting behind David, and, sprawled across the entire backseat, with his head in Lucas’s lap, Asher.

“Daaaaaaaaaaviiiiiiiiid. Pull over.” The youngest whined, wrapping his arms around his stomach.

“No.” David replied flatly, brushing his bright red hair out of his eyes as he squinted into the sunset. “I’ve pulled over for you four times already, and you haven’t even been sick once.”

“I’m serious. C'mooooooon.” Asher pouted persistently.

“Fuck off. We’re like half an hour out. Suck it up.” David wasn’t having any of his younger brother’s shit right now. While Asher did get miserably motion sick on just about any form of transportation besides maybe a bicycle, the runt of the Di Roma litter also had a proclivity for melodrama and generally being an obnoxious little asshat.

“D… Davey… maybe you should pull over…”

Lucas was much more patient with Asher than David was, and unlike the eldest, he could see the sorry state of his youngest sibling all too well. The only colour to Asher’s face was the smattering of freckles across his cheeks, and though the scrawny young boy had always been pale, he usually looked alive, at least. Right now he looked more like a sickly corpse, and his messy blond hair was stuck to his forehead with a thin sheen of sweat.

“I already said no. We’re nearly there. He’ll be fine.”

Asher’s response was merely a miserable whine as he hid his face in his older brother’s legs with a sickly burp. Lucas sighed softly, gently rubbing Asher’s back and hoping his little brother wouldn’t throw up on him. Felix was periodically giving his brothers in the backseat a concerned glance, and kept looking between them and David as though he felt he should say something but didn’t know how.

Ten minutes passed in silence, and David was praying the next twenty would go by in similar fashion. To his dismay, only moments later, Asher started whining again.

“David… pull over. Please. I feel really sick.” That was honestly an understatement on Asher’s part. For nearly the last half hour, his stomach had been doing flips like a gymnast on a trampoline, and in the past ten minutes, he’d felt his lunch creeping up his throat, threatening to make a reappearance. Every bump in the road and slight turn had him clamping a hand over his mouth to stifle a queasy hiccup and hopefully keep his stomach contents actually in his stomach for the moment.

Luckily for Asher, his eldest brother seemed to be taking him more seriously this time. Perhaps it was because the usually mannerless boy had been desperate enough to say please and even sound sincere. Or perhaps David was just hoping that if he pulled over Asher would finally shut the hell up. Either way, the shitty old sedan was now stopped on the side of the road, and Lucas was gently helping the youngest out of the car.

Not two seconds after his feet touched the grass, Asher doubled over and vomited profusely, depositing his lunch on the ground and a bit on his sneakers. He was trembling faintly and gasping for breath as he heaved dryly, attempting to bring up the rest of his tumultuous stomach’s contents. Lucas had a hand on his little brother’s back, keeping him steady and rubbing in slow, gentle circles. His other hand was keeping Asher’s overly long choppy bangs out of the way so that they didn’t get covered in puke. The youngest boy spent several minutes retching fruitlessly into the grass, and David was looking impatient.

“Ash, are you done yet? You’ve been out there a while.”

The thin blond shook his head, trembling a little and clutching at his churning stomach.

“Still feel sick,” he mumbled, another dry heave wracking his petite frame.

Lucas gave Asher’s back a gentle pat between rubs, murmuring soft reassurances. He turned to David with a stern look when the eldest made a noise of frustration.

“He can’t help it, David. Give him a break, the poor thing has been feeling carsick all day.”

David huffed but didn’t reply, instead taking the opportunity to check his phone for the first time since lunch. Felix, on the other hand, was watching Lucas and Asher, looking somewhere between worried and sympathetically nauseous.

“Are you sure you’re not done?” Lucas asked, giving the youngest boy a concerned look.

Asher nodded.

“I’m sure. I still… urp..” he paused to clamp a hand over his mouth as a queasy burp escaped his lips. “Still feel really sick….”

Lucas nodded, seeming to be thinking for a moment before he gave a reply.

“We do need to get going. Let’s get back in the car. I’m sure we’ve got a bag you can be sick in if you need it…”

He carefully helped the reluctant Asher back into the backseat. As if on cue, Felix offered up a plastic grocery bag, earning him a smile from Lucas.

“Perfect. Thanks, Lix.”

Felix nodded and picked up his phone again, guiding David back onto their route. Meanwhile, Lucas was attempting to coax a little water into the still very nauseous Asher, and the younger boy wasn’t being very cooperative.

“Come on, just a sip? It’ll get the taste out of your mouth…”

After a bit of pressure, Asher finally accepted the water, sighing quietly and giving it a few tentative sips. Lucas smiled gently at Ash and kissed his forehead, smoothing out his younger brother’s hair and pulling him close. Asher certainly didn’t protest, resting his head on Lucas’s shoulder with a groan.

The next few minutes were surprisingly serene, but a small jolt in the road had Asher sitting bolt upright and grasping for the plastic bag. Lucas handed it to him before once again holding Asher’s hair aside.

A splattering retch echoed in the crinkly plastic, and Asher’s shoulders quivered a little as he continued to heave and gag, bringing up the last bit of lunch and probably his breakfast as well. Despite being very concerned, Lucas was trying to focus on being supportive. His hand not holding the younger boy’s hair was rubbing steady circles on his younger brother’s back.

“There you go,” Lucas murmured, “get it all out. You’ll feel better once you’re done.”

Unfortunately, it would still be a bit before Asher was done. He retched over and over, burping up yesterday’s dinner and perhaps even lunch as well, until every bit of bile in his stomach had made its way into the bag. He gave a few miserable dry heaves before finally sinking back against the car seat with a groan.

Lucas continued to rub his back, moving the bag aside to be dealt with later. Felix seemed rather glad that this ordeal had reached its end, as he’d been growing queasy as a spectator. Asher slowly leaned over and returned to his earlier position of using Lucas’s lap as a pillow.

The second eldest looked down at his tiny brother with concern. Asher was short and very thin, but he usually carried himself with a confidence that outweighed his size. Right now, however, he looked particularly tiny and worryingly frail. Lucas opted to just stroke the smaller boy’s hair this time, slightly afraid that rubbing Asher’s back might shatter him into a million delicate pieces.

The last few minutes of the drive were blissfully uneventful. Thank god, Asher thought, that they were almost to their new house. He knew he would sleep like the dead tonight, tonight being as soon as he got into the house and near a bed, or even a couch.

How homophobes should be treated honestly.

I love how she knows as soooon as his earrings come off, it’s goin motha fuckin doooown!

“Tip your waitress”

LAWD HAMMERCY I NEED TO START LOOKING AT THIS LOL

Lafayette is perfect!

THIS DRAGGING WAS LEGENDARY

you have been visited by the seven magic dragon balls your biggest wish will be granted but only if you reblog

Couldn’t risk it.

didn’t realize they change colors. now I know o gotta wish.

THIS SHIT IS REAL I GOT THE JOB I WAS NUTS ABOUT BC I REBLOGGED THIS YESTERDAY maybe it’s a coinkidink but it okay just take the necessary steps to achieve what you’re wishing for and YOU CAN DO IT

Yall don’t know nothing about #GrowingUpUgly

I feel so bad for laughing.

OMFGGGGGG!!!!!!!!

WATCH THIS NOW!

God damn that sucks

Muggles are not able to REBLOG this.

I did it in the first try.

OH YEAH

OH MY GOD.

MY COMPUTER BROWSER FROZE AND I DIDN’T REALIZE IT. I COULDN’T BREATHE.

JESUS.

But the lack of notes truly worries me

WORK, DAMNIT!

IT DIDN’T WORK FOR A MOMENT AND I HAD A MINI HEART ATTACK

reblogging because Muggles cant

Lols 😂

first try

Oh yeah I’m NOT a muggle.

The slowed-down Chipmunks are both brilliant and terrifying

By now, we’re all pretty used to people speeding up vocal samples to make them sound like Alvin And The Chipmunks. It’s how Kanye West launched his career. But what happens when you slow down Alvin And The Chipmunks so much that the vocals sound like they were sung by a regular human? As it turns out, you get an amazing collision of pop vocals and sludge-filled doom metal instrumentals.

Toronto-based electronic musician Brian Borcherdt, best known for his work with Holy Fuck, is the mind behind chipmunkson16speed, which is the result of finding both a bunch of old Chipmunks records and a suitcase record player with 16 RPM setting.

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This is insane.

this is the best song in the world? 

YOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO THIS IS LIKE SOME KINGS OF FROG ISLAND SHIT WTF ⁉️⁉️⁉️