Guess who got their account access back
The Fates but instead of three old ladies they’re the McElroy brothers
“This curse of the gods can never be undone!”
“…unless.”
“…….unless…”
Wait but if we go in order
Justin is the one measuring our thread (ok)
Travis is the one weaving it (comforting)
And Griffin is cutting it (terrifying)
Griffin is the most chaotic of the brothers. He’s the only one who could wield that kind of power my good dude
Griffin, about to end my time on this earth: UHHHSNYYYYYUUUP
“Welcome to my Moirai, my Moirai, and me, an advice show for the all eras, for forever and eternity. I am your oldest Fate, Justin McElroy.”
“I’m your middlest Fate, Travis McElroy.”
“And I’m your sweet baby Fate, 30 under 30,000 thread of life snipper, Griffin “The Inflexible” McElroy.“
THATS GENUINELY FUNNY TO ME
The raddest mothertrucking skateboarder there is
I completely missed getting the Cavalier’s show, but I got them playing Africa!
Vaping juul formula changes
So I've been desperately trying to give up nicotine and at first my efforts were going well, I switched from American spirits cigs to a menthol flavor juul, which was working to curb cravings and ween me off. But since then I've noticed two distinct changes in formula for juul. They now deplete more rapidly and the juul themselves seem to burn for bigger clouds than before. I don't know if this has anything to do with molboro buying the company or what, but I'm concerned about my habits and that they've been increasing. I want to stop so if anyone has effective methods to lessen cravings or detox effects please PM me. But wanted to know if anyone else has noticed or felt the same
AAAAAAAAAA?!?!?!
THAT MADE ME SO HAPPY
OH MY GOD MY HEART
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Human: -smooch- Kitten: -Is smooch- Kitten: Kitten: ʸᵉ
Soon after the battle of Marathon in 490 B.C., the Athenians began the practice of ostracism, a form of election designed to curb the power of rising tyrants.
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Drunk Parents (2019) dir. Fred Wolf
MOOD
Yo... mood for real










