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Imo smosh fell off
orcs at the top of a very tall watchtower
Stretching isn't enough I need my spine removed and repeatedly cracked like a whip
do you think john lennon would be disappointed to learn that his son is a cryptobro
me, reviving john lennon: okay, so, there's this thing called the blockchain, right, and it takes up a lot of energy and it's really bad for the environment, okay so sean is into that -
john lennon, who has already discovered twitter and is actively getting cancelled on it for the 5th time in 2 minutes: the people love me
me: hey are you listening
john lennon: gay marriage legalized..................
youre in charge now *clocks out* *my eavil twin whos favroite hobbies include staring at the devils screen for 56 hours straight and drawing questionable pictures is clocked in*
Even saying ”I’m so sorry, I completely forgot” sounds marginally better than ” I’m so sorry, I didn’t completely forget, I actually completely remembered. I thought about it the whole time and it stressed me out so much my brain built an insurmountable wall around it.”
The way this app is so intimate but so isolating the only thing i can compare it to is like we’re all in a museum at the same time. Or eating in our cars in a mcdonalds parking lot
a screenshot with true historical relevance. this should be in the louvre
You don't understand i have to make weird noises about it or it will mentally destroy me