KING VALKYRIE + WEAPONS
Holy shit, my tumblr still exists
An artist in Baltimore wrote names of fatal victims of the police force along the sidewalk.
She began with victims killed on May 1st of 2013 and wrote every name that was recorded until the present day.
Names stretched from Penn Station to a George Washington monument in the middle of the city, which is nearly a mile in distance.
#RIP to the lost ones by police brutality.
“yeah. us.”
A drink or two
It’s the How I Met Your Mother Effect. If an ending betrays the viewers and the story badly enough, it actively cancels out the cultural influence of the show. It decreases the rewatch value and diminishes the fondness and relatability of earlier seasons.
Screenwriters take note!
I can confirm, I loved How I Met Your Mother but hated the ending! I almost never watch it now and if I do I NEVER watch the ending, I stop after barney and robins wedding
bUT SEX ED IN SCHOOL WILL CORRUPT THE CHILDREN IT’S OKAY THEIR PARENTS WILL TELL THEM
Im the parent putting doctor pepper in my kids bottle
i appreciate thats drastically harder then making a ‘correct’ cake
That is a goddamn FEAT of culinary engineering.
The Little Mermaid 1989
Do you guys know how long it took me to work out that he has seven daughters because there are seven seas?
Decades.
Which sea is Ariel?
Fucking red sea. Have you seen her hair.
Attina- Bering sea (Bering is the largest, Attina is the oldest)
Alana- Black sea (hair)
Adella- Mediterranean sea (personality is romantic)
Aquata- Coral sea (personality is shy)
Arista- White sea (hair)
Andrina- Caribbean sea (personality is carefree)
Ariel- Red sea (hair)
Omg.
WHAT
Was their mother the Dead Sea?
And I guess that makes Prince Eric Moses because he parted the Red Sea 😏
∟ “I’m lucky in having found the perfect partner to spend my life with” ~ Sara Paretsky
Lil man looks like he is enjoying himself
Duh. He in his fuckin bag
UGLY?
BITCH WHERE???
UGLY?!
Its because they don’t like his nose (his nose is fine) but I guarantee that’s why people are calling him ugly. Shame.
He is beautiful!
Yeah, that doesn't prevent pregnancy.
Dfgajagakala it’s so you don’t get a UTI 😂
Always pee after sex or you will get pregnant and die




