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for the redditors coming here, this is how we spread news of important events in the world, with a Destiel meme
i m a normal girl who has normal thoughts all yhe time
they should give me landmines
"cod zombies is homestuck for boys" i say before being violently dragged into an alley by someone with a juggernog minifridge
ive never played cod zombies but ive seen it and honest to god you are wrong
if this post has been made before i got into cod i would have agreed with you jeffy but honest to god the zombies lore genuinely is on the same level as homestuck. every time my partner tries to explain part of it i feel like they're playing a joke on me
LORE?
the story is about ancient aliens time travel and interdimensional plotlines all because a girl gets trapped in a moon pyramid during WW2. theres quite a lot more going on than you think
my god it is like homestuck for us boys
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That explains why your posts are so sucks
Shawty lying on the bed with their legs open giving me the fuck me eyes and I leap onto them doing the five nights at Freddy’s 2 withered foxy jumpscare pose
Who gives a shit who gives a shit about anything
had a dream i found a tape labelled “sex tape” and when i played it in a vcr it was just two fully clothed guys beating the shit out of each other with metal bats
you are so gay that if you went to book a room at the Penis & Butthole Hotel they would say “for you, my friend, it’s on the house”
You're telling me a french fried this
Traceback (most recent call last): File "<stdin>", line 1, in <module> TypeError: fried_rice_joke() takes exactly three arguments (2 given)
Idk why but shipping crane operating is for Xe/Xirs and industrial mining unions are for it/its
Look. Look. I think the hardest thing about your twenties is the shift from getting shoved towards new frontiers of maturity by, like, puberty and education and the logistics of gaining independence, to you having to shove yourself. It’s a mental recalibration from “you grow up whether you like it or not” to “you can and should keep evolving, but now you have to choose it. And you have to choose it a half-dozen times a day in increasingly annoying ways. And this sucks but the reward is that you get to be a person in the world.”
hey guys. every horse just exploded. trust me.
i checked it snopes
true!
How can something that brings me sch joy also bring me this feeling of suffering and jealosy?
The fact that I will most likely never become an ant hurts. I just get so jealos when I see an ant like this. Holding food almost as big as him. I know I will never have this.
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this beast is seething with rage
interesting post but it fails to mention any of my favorite colors, biomes, or chemicals so i will not be liking or reblogging it at this time. looking forward to the revised edition