fun fact: The last supper would have been more like this, according to tradition:

so casual i love it

a sleepover with jc and the boys

Paul: Judas truth or dare??

Judas: dare

Paul: okay lmao I dare u to kiss JC

Jesus: ok your turn peter truth or dare

Peter: truth

Jesus: would you ever betray me peter

Peter:

Jesus:

(a few days later)

Peter: *betrays Jesus*

Jesus:

Jesus: *returns*

Peter: “Jesus… you’re back ?”

Jesus:

this post gets more absurd every time it crosses my dash

Another fun fact:

The Last Supper was actually a Passover Seder which means by the time they broke the food out, these guys were likely already drunk out of their minds.

I love how we all associate jc with jvn and no other long haired bearded man who ever existed.

Icelandic Phallological Museum

I’m soft 🥺

It’s like when European royals only married other royals

i wanna be a reverse tooth fairy where i rob people and then scatter human teeth on their bed

a dentist

i dont know what your dentist is doing to you but i think you need to go to the police

Permanent dark eye circles squad

date someone who loves your belly

me: god I'm so tired of straight romance plots in media

chidi anagonye: there is no answer....... but eleanor is the answer

me:

I am psyched

Cannot wait

Yall are dumbasses doge is the meme of the decade it's the only meme to have undergone a renaissance and the most diverse versatile meme to exist. Any emotion or thought can be expressed through the medium of doge

I'm sick of all you fake fans who say you love himbos but don't even MENTION Jason Mendoza smh

himbo checklist:

jason mendoza is a resounding yes to all three. starting respecting his big himbo energy please.

this man is what your hallmark himbo-lite Ken doll knockoffs wish they were

girls having fun: bring some mandarin oranges in a cloth wrap and eat them in the park together

guys having fun: play punk music and trip the old lady

One last time before the decade ends

the notes are broken 😂

Reblogging partly for awesome computer shortcuts, and partly because I wish to once again take part in a Post That Broke The Notes.