There’s big penises and there’s small penises, but the best penis of all...

Is happenis

She knew she fucking knew, I love her

Scared of me and my family because we’re so awesome?

SHAZAM! (2019) dir. David F. Sandberg

Scooby-Doo (2002) dir. Raja Gosnell

I’m so mad because this worked

help me roger

Reblogging myself because

Originally posted by gifs-for-the-masses

Reblogging myself because… what was that? Five minutes?

O_O

………my friend has made me curious

help me roger

Update: after I reblogged this someone messaged me offering me tickets to the sold out Hausu screening with a Q&A and autograph session with the director

let’s do it, roger

Roger helppppp

I need you Roger!

Roger actually works…

CONTINUATION: “I Require Substantially More Gay Media”

BRAINSTORMING, or If Netflix Were Run by Mostly Gay Dudes and a Couple of Lesbians

@arbitrary-stag demanded:

I require a substantial amount of more gay media. I want an action/adventure space epic where the protagonists are gay. A high fantasy drama featuring sorceress lesbians. Like, gimme gay content that’s not a depressing sob story.

@boymercuryx replied:

A gay spy thriller! Gay guys who are crazy about each other and irritate the shit out of each other at the same time! A gay chef story about opening a restaurant! Come on people!

@grahamgroans added

A gay action fantasy movie about explorers, their rivalry slowly turning to love, in the early twentieth century, on the hunt for ancient artifacts, travelling all over the world, fighting nazis and running from magical monsters.

@underthemattress2 enthused

Goddammit, this is gold.

@faeriekingniko chimed in

id love all of these with poc.

oh, haven’t I mentioned? my fantasy adventurers are a private-schooled, rugby-playing, bookish indian guy who worked in the british museum (colonialism, baby!), and a buff japanese master thief, racing the bookworm for the valuable but mythical artifact.. sorry for not mentioning that earlier…

The Oakland Hills Treatment, 08/18/18 Bad Dad

Writers Guild of America Registration Number 1963728

Logline Die Hard in the Suburbs, but Gay

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when the teacher forgets that there was homework and someone makes sure to remind her that there was

every episode of Brooklyn Nine-Nine: 1x01, Pilot

The point is; my team has you surrounded. Oh my god, I just got the tie thing! Captain, I just figured it out! It’s a uniform, and we’re a team, and the tie is a part of that team’s uniform!

[in a nutshell]

@littlebeautygrass haha, every time

@demonzdust @fanfictionfridge 👀

You’d think that writing fic would make me more sympathetic to writers when I’m work f for an update but I’m still totally the dude excited for the next chap and just can’t stand the wait. XD

She came for his whole LIFE