I don’t put my mental disorders in my bio since as a writer I believe in the principle of SHOW don’t TELL. And boy do I go on this site every day and show.
hi tumblr im transgender so i dont want to have pictures of myself around the house but i think having picture frames is fun/quirky. please send me your most favorite images i can frame and put on tables or hang up on walls
this post might have been a mistake
(thanks everyone for sending me images i will update you all with which ones i end up using ^-^ [i will have to go to a printing place to print them so im not going to print the more quirky ones {i do not want to explain to a Bogos Binted Inc employee why im binting bogos of joe biden drinking lean}])
nvm biden drinking lean seems tame now
i cannot believe that since we started using the destiel meme as a breaking news alert there hasn’t been ONE destiel au fic where they’re co-anchors on the morning news.
cas confessed on accident while they’re on air and dean doesn’t know how to respond so he just reads the next thing on the teleprompter
- Survive for 10 Minutes with a Werewolf.
- In a Fight.
stop it with the yaoi
DO NOT STOP WTFFF. some people cant live without yaoi. some peoples only reason to continue living is yaoi??? besides. have you seen how much diversity there is in yaoi??? theres people of all kinds of body shapes (ukes are short, semes are tall), origins (sometimes ukes can be blonde) etc. and yaoi is a lot cuter than real life gays who are gross. so quit being a hater and dont read if you dont like... 😇
Which is sexier, a werewolf or a vampire?
Depends if you find it sexier to submit to the will of charismatic evil or to be overwhelmed by animalistic power. And that's not a decision I can make for you.
About the unfortunate footage of jerma choosing to twerk in his most recent stream. That's the worst I've seen literally anyone do it, ever. It's impressively bad. And now he has to live with that footage being out there, for the rest of his life.
been repeating this in my head all day
honest to god fill my uterus with these, how many will fit? how many until its noticeable? lets make a game out of it! get them big ass balls into me
hi
You should all be beaten like piñatas
dont do that bro the fucking boba r gonna shoot out
just fucking imagine the noise . the fucking Schfpblort.
why is “get ___ed idiot” one of the funniest sentences in the english language
get verbed idiot, the sequel to “ok nounboy”
get verbed nounboy
Every peice in chess was carefully considered before inclusion. The pawns are there cause you need a bunch of little guys. The bishop is there to market to the religious demographic. Horsie is there cause people like horsies. And the rook? That's sex appeal baby
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Anonymous asked:
sending this as anon cause i'm shy but do you like chubby white dudes
theodorekaczynski
COVERUP
COVERUP
COVERUP
if making whoopee is old timey slang for sex then are whoopee pies named that because they look like.......well......you know........
thank you for giving me that wonderful visual
Never expected memes in 2023 to require a working knowledge of German.
i wish the period blood came out all at once like a shotgun blast
