Which is sexier, a werewolf or a vampire?
Depends if you find it sexier to submit to the will of charismatic evil or to be overwhelmed by animalistic power. And that's not a decision I can make for you.
About the unfortunate footage of jerma choosing to twerk in his most recent stream. That's the worst I've seen literally anyone do it, ever. It's impressively bad. And now he has to live with that footage being out there, for the rest of his life.
been repeating this in my head all day
honest to god fill my uterus with these, how many will fit? how many until its noticeable? lets make a game out of it! get them big ass balls into me
hi
You should all be beaten like piñatas
dont do that bro the fucking boba r gonna shoot out
just fucking imagine the noise . the fucking Schfpblort.
why is “get ___ed idiot” one of the funniest sentences in the english language
get verbed idiot, the sequel to “ok nounboy”
get verbed nounboy
Every peice in chess was carefully considered before inclusion. The pawns are there cause you need a bunch of little guys. The bishop is there to market to the religious demographic. Horsie is there cause people like horsies. And the rook? That's sex appeal baby
cczzzx-deactivated20221118
Anonymous asked:
sending this as anon cause i'm shy but do you like chubby white dudes
theodorekaczynski
COVERUP
COVERUP
COVERUP
if making whoopee is old timey slang for sex then are whoopee pies named that because they look like.......well......you know........
thank you for giving me that wonderful visual
Never expected memes in 2023 to require a working knowledge of German.
i wish the period blood came out all at once like a shotgun blast
*coughing blood and covered in wounds, on one knee, gripping my sword planted on the ground… And yet, smiling* Heh… And yet, despite everything… *I start glowing with mysterious power* I stay silly!
I think if we all work hard and really Gonvcharov it we could get Ron DeSantis to deny that he uses heat suppressants on national TV
i love reading sad books bc when your own grief is stopped up inside you like a clogged drain you can grieve for a character on a page and understand that you’re also grieving for yourself a little bit
A hollowtune on ao3 by ienveeus
thatmetalgearguy
I survived because the fuck it we ball inside me burned brighter than the it's so over around me
Mad scientists will be like "I know a place" and then strap you onto the autopsy table
only an autopsy if you're dead... please use the proper name for my vivisection table
If you're lucky.
ahamkarabone
is this the post you were looking for
