Alright was no one going to tell me that in the middle of the Nevada desert is an old cemetery that contains the bodies of a bunch of miners who died in a fire and next door is a haunted clown motel
Why are we still setting horror movies in generic Victorian houses in the woods when this is a real place in the world
being alone in a public restroom is like i own this place and then someone else walks in and it’s like get out of my fucking house
"hyperpop would kill a victorian child" "mountain dew would kill a medieval peasant" well i think cavemen would absolutely love mukbang videos. couldnt we use more joy in the world. coulent we use more kindness in the world
ungh yeah sex so good [Holds finger to earpiece] hold on [............] the president was just assassinated
Go to penis
Only if you come with me brother.
i just tried cutting a carrot with a carrot -_-
no :(
wheres the blunt
the first people to ever use terms of endearment for each other must have been so in love i'm in tears just thinking about it
can you imagine living in the 14th century and hearing your lover enter the house and call out "honey, i'm home!" and then realizing that they're talking to you, and that they're calling you "honey" because they think you're sweet like honey... oh my god. ooooh my god
The earliest recorded cat name (from 1500BC Egypt) was "Nedjem" which means "sweetie"❤️
The more things change, the more they stay the same
In latin they had lots of terms, here are some of my favourite:
verculum: my little spring
corculum: my little hearth
mei lepores: my delight
anima: my soul
mel/melculum: (my) honey
anaticula: little duck
if camila cabello and james corden stopped traffic doing some dumb attention seeking celebrity shit while i was on my way to my 9 to 5 where i make less in 3 years than they make in a week i would think it was the universe giving me divine permission to run them over
I really hate those stupids posts that are like:
“What about REAL monster girls??? Not just weird humans?? like real huge MONSTERS?? With giant sharp claws and big sharp teeth?? Where are those???”
You’re thinking of bestiality. You want to fuck a T-Rex.
If it passes the Harkness Test, I’m down.
For the uninformed:
This isn’t an item or even a game mechanic but I think y’all know you need the Harkness Test at some point or another in most campaigns
here’s my issue with the harkness test
The takeaway here is that Scoobert Doo is a fuckable monster
look, the harkness test isn’t whether a monster is ATTRACTIVE, it’s whether fucking the monster is UNETHICAL. “do I find scooby doo hot?” is a separate question from “IF I find scooby doo hot, would fucking him constitute bestiality?”
questioning myself after making this
Hey, it’s Hershey. We already got our first exciting fan letter! Let’s see what it says
It’s from Forrest. Hi, Forrest! You suggested that we should delete our account on July 17th, 2021.
Well Forrest, I have a suggestion for you. On July 17th, 2021, I suggest you start running.
8 days remain
"Hey bby, u single?" I shout at the vaguely humanoid shaped creature running toward me
Nah man, there’s absolutely no “occult” activity happening in this apartment... *sounds of nervous shushing come from my kitchen*... Yep! None whatsoever! Nice meeting you though!
The right wants to take this from you
It’s more of a pussy out kind of year
sick of how the old prophecies always leave out key details tbh. they’re like Yea Þere Will Come Þe Yeare Of Pusseye Outte but never add (Because Ye Shall Nevere Leave Yon Abode For Feare Of Þe Ravaging Plague) it’s such bullshit.
