R.M Drake | @wordsnquotes​

when will this happen to me

reblog in 30 seconds to have a sugar daddy appear in your life

Shiiiiittttt the way “being black in amerikkka” is set up we all need a sugar daddy!

Can’t risk it

this the only one of these posts im rebloggin im trying quit my job tomorrow

hopeless romantic with trust issues and a sex drive out the roof

I’ve never seen anything so accurate though

Zadie Smith, On Beauty (via wordsnquotes)

i’d kill for a steady income tbh

so turns out this is called being an assassin. finally, a career for me

Gorillaz by Jamie Hewlett

me @ anyone demanding the most out of corporate employees working for minimum wage: hey have you considered being fucking nice

me @ people bitching about their wal mart cashier who is visibly exhausted and overworked for making a mistake: its cheap, it’s easy, and it’s free – human compassion and understanding

me @ people leaving long winded bad yelp reviews of the mcdonald’s near their house: i guarantee you the regular customers (us poor people) do not care that daniel took 10 minutes too long to get you your food and that you called a manager because it was so ridiculous. like we aren’t even looking. nobody cares

i just want everyone doing this shit to know every single person who has worked minimum wage for horrible demanding corporations does not empathize with you because you called over the manager or complained to the hotline or regional manager or corporate. i hate you and honestly want to leave a good review that compliments every employee just so you understand that there’s worse things in life than your pizza hut order taking an hour

BoTW vs OOT – same place, different times……

there appears to be some architectural design changes at the altar where Link meets Zelda, but the overall concept of the courtyard is there. the pine tree species which decorated around the moat in OOT is also used in BoTW surrounding the castle walls, still existing. and finally the square ruins where you had to evade the guards exists, on a scale larger than I imagined it to look. 

Is that street legal

oh sure, that guy can combine two cars and be called “intelligent” and “genius” and “innovative”; but when i combine my daughter and my dog, i’m told i’m “toying with a human life” and called “a monster”

the mortal kombat theme song is 24 years old and nobody has made a remix that goes half as hard as the original

what would you even improve on

“Doggos never die… for a price”

@scuzer

reblog if your first instinct when you enter a haunted house is to take a fucking bath

its good to know the extremely apt name for this subculture i guess