Murderyperson

What if boys were adopted since baby

except Damian.

"everybody experiences that" says mother who has the same symptom of the same mental illness

Made these about a month ago, figured other spoonies might want to use them

ACAB - assigned climate at birth

HELP

just discoverd i can block people i find annoying

when u get out of the mindest blocking is only saved for “Bad People” and you can block perfectly fine ppl you just know theyre a little annoying to you, your experience enhances

so fucking true. hitting that block button on people who annoy me like a medieval king ordering his guards to slay the jester for being unfunny

tragedies at baby time

Okay, I looked it up and cats do this when they don’t want you to look at their babies. That honestly makes this comic funnier

“Come! Look at my babies! …NO MORE LOOK AT BABIES FOR YOU!”

if i told you what rhis sounded ljke i dont think youd believe me so just listen

Apparently if you find a tagged Horseshoe crab and report it to Fish and Wildlife they’ll send you a certificate with info about your crab AND a pewter horseshoe crab pin! Keep your eyes peeled 👀

(Photo from the Nantucket Conservation Foundation)

Good news!  Getting a good grade in crab is normal to want and possible to achieve!

putting on the high vis corset and running in front of cars across a dark country road like a deer

Item: Corset of Visibility

[ID: A screenshot of a post written by Wyte Phantom. The post reads:

I always love it when people ask me for slightly mad things. This hi vis vest corset is being delivered to its new owner tomorrow!

A photo of the corset on a dress form is attached. It is a boned full-length hourglass corset made of fluorescent yellow high visibility fabric with reflective tape along the top and framing the bust. It closes with a chunky white zipper in place of a busk, and several straps with rings for clipping things to hang from the bottom. There is also a matching hi vis choker with a bow. End ID]

[ID: A screenshot

of a post written by Wyte

Phantom. The post reads:

Beep boop! I look for accidental haiku posts. Sometimes I mess up.

Different priorities 

when i was very small i assumed this song was about some lady who literally kept a human face in a jar by the door and since father mckenzie buried her that meant that he also killed her and basically i thought eleanor rigby was about zombies until i was like 12 years old

what the hell else would it be about, 10/10 best interpretation

what the hell else would

it be about, 10/10 best

interpretation

Beep boop! I look for accidental haiku posts. Sometimes I mess up.

The world's least tucked in and kissed stuffie has just shed it's millionth tear

The world's least tucked in and kissed stuffie has just been picked up by the world's most autistic 7 year old girl. "She just would not let that thing go," one witness observed.

The world's least tucked in and kissed stuffie has just been tucked in and kissed "a million bajillion times," one source informed us.

There’s a lot going on in that little critter’s head right now.

1. Power move. 

2. Why do people whisked away to magical worlds just automatically believe the first creature that tells them what side the person needs to help? Where’s my isekai where the MC slowly finds out they got in with like the deranged zealots and are part of the evil faction, and not the plucky rebels? 

1.) absolutely

2.) what you’re describing is literally the opening of undertale, which has chaotic anti-trope energy we need more of LMAO

I feel like if you scream at a small animal loud enough it would simply explode 

does this work on babies and children?

what is man but an animal playing god?

put your bra back on boy we have a murder to solve