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You can only reblog this today or until the next Monday, June 19th, 2034.

⚽ඞ ඞඞ ඞ among us babies play foot ball

⚽️ 💥 💥💥 💥

SAY GOODBYE INFANTS.

HATE AND WAR ON EARTH

i’m not wife material i would kill and eat you

ahhh “lying”…. one of the oldest tricks in the book. aside from “bashing someone over the head with a rock”

whatever was left, that was ours for a while.

sunrise - louise glück

I hope 2023 is good to my mom

Stupid dumb little comic

have a horrible headache and my normal music isn’t curing it but then,, underwater mario soundtrack

du du du,,, mmmmm yeah

that lil chime,, cures all illness

do y’all understand

the magic of mario underwater soundtrack

shoutout to everyone dealing with. thhe fucking difficulty

the fact that all of my mutuals immediately reblogged this from me really says something about all of us, doesn't it

AAAA I can’t afford the rift right now and I waaaant it

Commissions are open! DM to claim!

Character portraits $35 Pony portraits $25 Perks $15 each Hook YCH $40

So my pen for my drawing tablet has gone caput  I am taking some DbD themed comms to help pay for it!!

(Don’t worry I can still work on comms on my ipad, it’s just not ideal)

Feel free to inquire about other DbD themed comms that aren’t listed too!! I’m open to ideas. 

Reblogs would be super appreciated  ❤️

oouuh, oouuuhhh!! we are hiring! we are hiring!! we are sooOO desperate for workers we will take anyone !! OOUUHH labor shortage!!!! pleaze let us hire you!! ouuUUUHuuuUhh................ Your application has been rejected. You are not what we're looking for at this time. We're sorry.

ELECTRODE FROM POKÉMON STADIUM

MORDECAI AND RIGBY

“but im returning from twitter and don’t know anything about tumblr humor!” just threaten to blow up a bank and tag it “#exploding money monday” or something. its not hard

I think it would be very funny for like characters in a fantasy setting to walk into a pub and try to order and the bartender sighs and goes "species and age?" While pulling out a massive book holding the drinking age for every type of species capable of purchasing alcohol

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tumblr users: hey we don't want twitter users migrating here :/

tumblr: don't worry i got you *fuckign crashes*

it took 25 seconds for this to load so i could reblog. the website is having a volatile reaction to the sudden influx of new users. we are witnessing a hostile defense mechanism.

tumblr will always be a better website than twitter because you can only retweet a tweet once, whereas on this website if i really like a post i can make my followers scroll past it twelve times in a row

when you go to work and y🤢 you have to do your 🤢 your job 🤢🤮

every monday this gets notes. go off