I'm not giving context for this because it's funnier that way.
Joining Ted Cruz's war on Barbie on the side of Barbie.
reblog for noises
I would download tiktok if it was only cat pov
Better than most tv
I'm afraid that I have the worldbuilder's disease and it is terminal.
Fascinating. And where did this disease come from, how is it spread, and what demographics does it affect the most?
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It's giving dumbass
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Sexual themes
“Why are you so upset about adult content bans? You don’t even post that stuff. can’t you just look at porn somewhere else?”
Well, you see, I have this small problem where my very existence is considered adult content by a small but very powerful group of people and I actually rather enjoy being able to exist in public without restriction so uhhhh put that in your bong and smoke it kiddo.
Extremely good point
So Universal Pictures may have just intentionally over-pruned all of the city owned trees in front of their LA corporate office in an effort to fuck with the WGA/SAG-AFTRA picketers during what is predicted to be the hottest week of the year so far:
And the LA City Controller is looking into it:
Once again it looks like it's time for:
I'm a lawyer who does some tree law, and I've never seen this meme before and I love it so freaking much
Me: it’s speedos and it’s because of the gays, isn’t it?
The article: celebrities are embracing the skimpy swim brief!
The celebrities: Ricky Martin, Luke Evans, Tom Daley
Me:
And the gays are RIGHT
My neighbor said I "really bulked up" since the last time she saw me in the backyard topless, so here I am abusing some overhead lighting and a chest-day pump to celebrate.
Show us your balls
And possibly the most important one that explains the rest
Happy July 5th
correlation does not necessarily equal causation. but that’s a lot of goddamn correlation
There's plenty of causation too when you look at his policies and their consequences.
new genre of videos youtube’s algorithm has decided I needed to see