Don't Underestimate Me.

not a day passed without me thinking about boba fett and his stupid little straw he hides in his helmet

nobody likes the “bad boys” who insult and degrade their partners while wearing pastel polos with popped collars, people like REAL bad boys who wear leather jackets and take a lot of care in how they shape their pompadour and carry around stiletto switchblades and care about their communities and ride a motorcycle and rebel against the government and says stuff like “NOBODY insults my gal” and gets in fistfights with dudes who catcall their girlfriends. THOSE bad boys are the guys everyone wants.

We want the boys society says are bad, not actually bad boys

Classic bad boys went against the mainstream masculine society of their time. They embraced attributes that were considered girly: longer hair, use of hair products, appreciation in their appearance, enjoyment of art and music. They rebelled against the notion that as soon as you left high school you needed to work a respectable job, get married, and have 2.5 children. They were bad because they didn’t follow what society said a man should be, and that’s why it was attractive

A funny thing about the Greta Thunberg and Andrew Tate is the level of effort each put in. Greta probably spent less than a minute thinking up then writing that post whilst Andrew clearly spent hours on his video, getting his big cigars, putting on his silk robe and ordering a pizza all to prove how he, a 36 year old adult, was unfazed and totally not owned by a 19 year old. And it got him arrested.

This’ll go down in internet history, Greta ruined a sex trafficker life with a tweet.

Wednesday Addams + Outfits “Whoa… You’re in black and white. Like a living Instagram filter.”

IT WAS FUCKING TACOS

I sent this post to my friend who’s working the ballet this season.

Her response:

I will reblog this every Christmas season I’m on tumblr.

It’s beginning to look a lot like shit scram

2020 Entertainers Of The Year: Pedro Pascal | Entertainment Weekly

My good pal ( fidn her at splitorama on twitter and instagram) saw some toys at the store and then went straight home and commissioned me to draw them. I’m very happy that she trusts me to handle her divine vision

i have spent twenty minutes laughing at this

AU: International pop sensation Hannah Montana and critically acclaimed actor Keanu Reeves are Hollywood’s hottest couple. The two have recently become engaged and on the night of Keanu’s first Oscar win, Hannah suffers a terrible accident whilst performing at her sold out show at Madison Square Garden. Hannah is rushed to hospital but there is nothing the doctors can do to save her life. Keanu is devastated and left with no option other than to terminate her life support.

Made by @/johnswicks on Twitter

shes on life support for smashed ankles

Ponyo on the Cliff by the Sea (2008) dir. Hayao Miyazaki

I’m just a simple man trying to make my way in the universe. Temuera Morrison as Jango Fett in Star Wars Episode II: Attack of the Clones