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Book 1: The Sexual Awakening of An Innocent Pureblood, Dating The Randy Prat Who Lived - Masterlist (Complete)

Following the countless requests @bixgirl1 and I have received for one of these (and the complaints that the chapters aren’t all visible under #virgin draco), we present - The Masterlist. Hopefully we remember to update it regularly (LOL cause we’re both like really old women, I’m 93 she’s a 112 and we forget things).

Also this is the first masterlist I’ve ever made and I have no idea what I’m doing. 

Like I said, I’m 93 years old. What is this machine I’m typing on?

Chapters: 

hhh i love the idea of feeling totally small and delicate during sex, and being mahandled and held down and picked up and just like basically feeling like a doll…….

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Fic: Us, in Lieu

Pairing: Draco/Harry 

Word count: ~30K

Content: I call this one the P&P trope where they’re Jane & Charles and their respective families are MEDDLING. Also the ‘draco plays piano’ fic. Also the ‘Reunited & It Feels So Good’ fic. INSPIRED AND WRITTEN IN RESPONSE TO @zigster-ao3​ their gorgeous art, ‘A Midnight Visitor’. 

Summary: Teddy needs help and Harry needs funding. Draco sits in the other room and plays the piano.

A/N: MANY THANKS, too, for B and E for their eyes and minds and for psyching me into posting this when I was like ‘eh never mind this’ (which I still low-key am, shhhh anxious brain shhh 😭). For warnings & tags see AO3! 

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Hi, um, hello!

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Draco’s Protector | Part I

The moment Harry saw Draco slip into Moaning Myrtle’s bathroom, he knew that something was wrong. Harry hadn’t meant to stalk his former archrival again. It wasn’t even really stalking, he didn’t think Draco was up to anything. He was just… concerned. Not that either Ron or Hermione would believe that. He could see the pitying looks they gave him whenever they thought he wasn’t looking. He knew they were concerned that he was falling back into the same old habit of following Draco’s every move like he had in sixth year. But things were different this time.

Draco was different, for starters. There was something about him that just seemed so small after the war. He had returned to Hogwarts in perhaps the most courageous thing Harry had ever seen from the blond thus far, but he wasn’t the Draco Malfoy everyone knew. He wasn’t the Draco people remembered. He was different. Drastically different. Harry couldn’t quite put his finger on it, but he knew he had to follow him and try to figure it out.

The bathroom was still, and for a brief moment, Harry was certain that Draco had simply vanished somehow and that he’d missed him. He had kept a respectable distance so as not to catch Draco’s attention, but he knew he had seen him heading this way and he was fairly certain he’d even seen him entering the bathroom, but for the life of him, he couldn’t see anyone. Harry sighed, turning on his heel, he had almost made it to the door when he heard a soft sniffle coming from one of the toilets that was distinctly not Myrtle. Harry froze, straining to hear the noise again. The softest little sniffle he had ever heard. Harry turned back towards the bathroom and made his way towards the individual stalls. They had all looked open, and he’d seen no one’s feet dangling either, and then he heard it, a soft hiccup coming from the stall to his right. Harry turned towards the sound, and pushed the door open. There, sitting on the toilet with his legs curled up to his chest was Draco Malfoy. For a brief moment, Harry was so taken aback to see Draco sitting there sobbing that he almost didn’t notice the fact that Draco had something nestled in his arms. A fuzzy black teddy bear that was clutched so tightly to his chest that Harry was certain Draco was attempting to meld it with his own flesh. He didn’t know what possessed him in that moment to draw attention to himself, nor did he understand why he found the sight of Draco holding a teddy bear so endearingly adorable or why it made him desperately wish to protect him. He barely had time to register all those emotions before Draco had looked up at him, his bottom lip quivering as tears ran down his face.

Without thinking, Harry instinctively reached out and wiped the tear from Draco’s eye with his thumb. “That’s a very cute bear you’ve got there,” Harry said softly, the way he might speak to Teddy. “What’s his name?”

Draco swallowed, if he was taken aback by Harry’s quiet kindness he made no mention of it.

“Harold,” he replied easily, though his voice sounded somehow smaller than it had before. Not quieter exactly, just… sweet. Harry merely smiled. “Cause he always protects me.” Harry nodded at that.

“As well every teddy bear should,” he replied. Draco looked up at him again, his eyes wide and full of awe. Harry barely resisted the urge to pull the blond into his arms. “Would you like me to walk you to your dorm?”

Draco sniffed, and nodded, holding out his hand for Harry to take. Harry smiled softly at Draco, and took his hand, helping him carefully off the toilet and walked with him out of the bathroom.

The Slytherin dungeons were not very far from the toilets, though Harry suspected they would get many odd looks at the fact he was currently holding Draco Malfoy’s hand, walking him down to his dorm, Harry didn’t care. If he was honest, he couldn’t explain any of it himself. The sight of Draco just looking so small and helpless had changed something for Harry. It didn’t make sense, but he knew he had to help.

“Do you know the new password?” Harry asked.

Draco sniffed again, and nodded, clutching Harold tight to his chest, then leaned towards Harry and whispered the password into his ear. Harry nodded, and told the portrait the password. The portrait swung open and Harry was about to let him go when Draco squeezed his hand tight, staring into the endless black void of the Slytherin dungeons that lay ahead. “Would you stay with me?” he asked in that same small, watery voice he had used before. “I’m scared.”

For a brief moment, Harry considered this bit of information. He had never known Draco to be scared of the dark before, but then, he hadn’t really known Draco at all, had he?

He knew what Hermione would say. What if it’s a trick Harry?

He knew what Ron would say too. Why you gonna help that tosser for anyway? But Harry had never been able to resist the urge to help someone in need. Even if that someone was Draco Malfoy. Harry merely nodded quietly, giving Draco’s hand a comforting squeeze and pulled out his wand. “Lumos,” he whispered. The tip of the wand lit up and Harry walked Draco through the door, deeper into the Slytherin common room than he had been in quite some time. It hadn’t changed of course, though it was decidedly even more empty than it had been that first time. In fact, he was fairly certain there was no one else there at all until…

“There you are!” a voice shrieked from behind them. Harry turned around. Parkinson. He thought. “I’ve been looking all over for you,” she admonished, not unlike Mrs. Weasley, he noted, though wisely did not point out to the witch. Harry had the distinct and confusing urge to stand in front of Draco then, and protect him from her wrath. Before he could, however, Pansy walked over to them as if she hadn’t seen Harry, and took Draco’s free hand, and walked him into the dormitory without another word. Harry stared at the spot where the two of them had been just a moment before, feeling a mixture of sadness and confusion. He wasn’t sure what had happened or why. Why Pansy had completely ignored his existence, or why he felt so annoyed that she had just pushed him off like that. But here he was.

He wasn’t sure whether or not he should leave or stay, and for a long moment, though he didn’t know how long exactly he found himself glued to the spot, unable to move, as if compelled by some invisible force to stay where he was. Eventually, he realized that Pansy was not going to return and with a beleaguered sigh, made his way towards the dorm exit when he heard the dormitory door open suddenly and Pansy reappeared.

“I see your still here,” Pansy said, her arms folded across her chest. “Want to gawk then is it? Kick the boy while he’s small?”

“No,” Harry said quickly. “I wouldn’t…”

“Why should I believe that?” Pansy sniffed.

Harry gave her a hard look then. He wanted to argue that she had no business even questioning him, but of course, she had been Draco’s friend for years. Whereas Harry was merely inexplicably protective of Draco for reasons he didn’t understand himself. “I walked him down here didn’t I?” Harry argued.

Pansy snorted, “Oh well, saint Potter, would you like a medal?”

“No, I just…” Harry shook his head. He didn’t know what he wanted.

“He said you complimented Harold,” Pansy said after a moment.

“It’s a cute bear.”

Pansy pinched the bridge of her nose. “Look, Potter. I don’t know what your game is, but I do know that Draco is dealing with a lot right now, and as his best friend, I’m looking after him. I’m not… what he wants but I’m what he’s got, so just leave us alone,” she snapped.

Harry swallowed. “I…” he wanted to argue. To lash out, though for the life of him he couldn’t understand why. What was it about this Draco that had suddenly caught Harry’s attention in a way that he didn’t understand? What was it about this particular Draco that made Harry feel so… determined to get close to him? “I’m sorry,” he said. “I didn’t mean anything by coming down here I was just… concerned about him.”

“Why? Since when do you even care?” Pansy asked, looking visibly annoyed.

“He’s just seemed so different since after the war,” Harry said.

“War changes a person, especially with what he went through.”

“I know,” Harry said.

“Do you? Do you really even have a clue? I know you think he’s just some Death Eater.”

“I don’t,” Harry argued. At this Pansy raised an eyebrow. “I admit, I did. For a long time I was suspicious, of course. How could I not be? But… he’s… clearly different,” Harry added.

“Yes well… I expect you’re different too,” Pansy said. Harry nodded, he couldn’t begin to explain how much he had changed these past few months. For a brief moment it seemed as though Pansy wished to say something more, only she didn’t. It was clear there was something she didn’t feel she could say about the situation, so instead Harry merely nodded.

“I should go,” he said solemnly.

“I’ll make sure he thanks you in the morning,” Pansy said. “If he’s not feeling too bratty by then.”

Harry chuckled, and with that, he turned on his heel and made his way out of the Slytherin common room, thinking all the while about how Draco had changed, and how the thought of a bratty Draco seemed more adorable now than it ever had during the previous seven years he had known him. He didn’t know what any of it meant, he wasn’t even sure he totally understood what was happening anymore. But he knew with a certainty he was sure he had never experienced before, that he wanted to find out.

Thirst | Part I

“According to my research, you need to find a mate,” Hermione said, sitting down to breakfast.

“Pardon?” Harry asked, staring at the plate before him. None of it looked particularly appetizing, but it had become something of a ritual for Harry, Ron, and Hermione after the war to have breakfast together on weekends. It was something normal people did, Hermione had said. This was all well and good for people who were normal, but Harry was fairly certain he had never had the opportunity for normalcy and at any rate, now that he was a vampire he never would again. It didn’t help that on this particular day, Ron was working on a case, trying to keep up with the load while Harry was on leave, and hadn’t been able to make it.

Harry sighed pushing away his plate. He had attempted to feed again last night with little success. There was a local vampire club that Harry attempted to frequent any chance that he could in the hopes that he would find a willing person to offer up their blood, and while he could always find someone more than eager, it never felt right. It had been the better part of a week since Harry had been turned, and he hadn’t eaten since.

“In order to feel satisfied when feeding, you have to find your mate. It’s all very fascinating actually. I wasn’t even aware vampires had mates,” Hermione said. Harry wasn’t either, becoming a vampire hadn’t exactly come with a guide book. There was a great deal he simply hadn’t known and what he did know, he already didn’t like. Harry sighed.

“Great, and how do I find that?” He asked. He was afraid to consider the answer. He was sure it would be something disturbing or otherwise impossible and he didn’t have the strength, emotionally, to think about it.

“The scent of their blood of course,” Hermione said.

“Of course,” Harry said with a sigh. He was becoming increasingly disgusted with his vampiric nature.

Hermione frowned, “I know you don’t like this, but it’s your life now,” she said.

“Yeah, right,” Harry said morosely, as though he needed reminding that this was his life. He knew this was his life. From the moment he had awoken in that hospital bed, Harry had known that this was his new life. No longer alive, but not quite dead either. Undead, they called it. “So am I just supposed to hope I run into my mate somehow or..”

“There really isn’t much research on the subject, unfortunately,” Hermione admitted.

“Perfect,” Harry buried his head in his hands.

“I’ll keep researching though. I’m sure there’s something somewhere,” she said hopefully. Harry had to admire his best friend’s hope. Hermione and Ron had both been terribly supportive, which only served to make Harry feel worse about the whole situation.

“Tell me honestly Hermione, what happens if I can’t find my mate?” Harry asked. He was almost afraid to find out, and the worried look on her face didn’t bode well.

“Let’s just cross that bridge when we get to it,” she said patting his hand. That particular response only served to make him more anxious. 

Harry snorted, “With my luck, it’d be bloody Malfoy.”

Hermione merely sighed, “Have you thought about going back to work?” she already knew the answer, Harry suspected, so he didn’t understand why she felt the need to pester him about it. “Harry, I know what you went through was traumatic. And I know that it’s been something of an adjustment, but I think you should seriously consider…”

“No,” he said simply. He had already died twice now trying to save the Wizarding World and this time his mother’s love couldn’t save him. The first time he had died, Harry had seriously debated whether or not he still wanted to be an Auror, to begin with. It was all well and good to save the world from evil, but joining the Ministry who had never particularly been of any help to him over the years (and had on more than one occasion been far more of a hindrance) seemed misguided at best. He had decided, foolishly, that he still owed the world somehow. Following in his father’s footsteps as a way to become close to the man he had never known had become his guiding star and now… here he was. Sitting in a dingy Muggle diner with his best friend, pretending as though he could actually still eat. Being an Auror was more trouble than it was worth. Harry recognized this now. He wasn’t his father, or Sirius, or Dumbledore, or any of the people he had hoped becoming an Auror would make him like. He was, as he had always tried to tell people, just Harry. And no amount of sacrificing himself for the world would change that. It wasn’t as though he needed money either. Sleakezy had had a windfall lately, even more so than usual, and Harry’s Gringott’s account was doing incredibly well.

He wasn’t Malfoy rich by any means, though the Black family coiffers were substantial, but he was more than comfortable, and he knew that if he so desired, he didn’t need to work. As if sensing this train of thought, Hermione added, “You don’t need to go back to the Ministry, I just… I hate the idea of you trapped in that awful house.”

“I’d say as a vampire I fit in with all the other monsters in that house quite well now,” Harry joked. 

Hermione frowned. “Harry please don’t joke about that. I’m worried about you.”

Harry sighed, he knew this all too well of course. “You don’t have to worry about me, I’ll be fine,” he said, though neither was altogether sure they believed it. “Thank you though, I really do appreciate all your help,” he added.

Hermione smiled then, “Of course, that’s what friends are for.”

“And I really am going to be okay. I promise.” Hermione nodded. This was, of course, mostly true. Actually, he was just starving, and he was worried his failed attempts at feeding were beginning to take their toll. He wasn’t entirely sure what would happen if things kept up the way they were going, but he had the distinct feeling it wouldn’t be good. At this rate, by the time he found his mate, he’d likely drain them the second they met and then where would he be? He couldn’t remember how long Hermione had said a vampire could go before feeding, or even between feedings. A month? Maybe three? He’d be miserable the longer he pushed it, and eventually the last traces of his humanity would simply vanish the longer he waited, and the chances of getting them back would be slim. For the first time since being turned, Harry couldn’t help but hope that he might have some vampiric superpower that would allow him to hone in on his mate somehow.

After brunch, the two parted ways, and Harry found himself once more wandering Number 12 Grimauld Place in search of something better to do. It was dreary as ever, even more so, as Harry hadn’t felt the great urge to clean. What was the point? He had thought. No one ever came beyond Ron and Hermione, and with Kreacher freed, he didn’t even have the elf to keep him company. He’d become a virtual shut-in since he’d been turned. He hated Grimauld, but it was the last thing he had connecting him to Sirius, he could never let it go.

Harry sighed, staring at his lack of reflection in one of the mirrors in the hall. Perhaps Hermione’s right, Harry thought. Maybe being holed up in this house isn’t doing me any good. But where would he go? What would he even do? When was the last time you went for a fly? The voice in his head, sounded familiar, almost like Hermione but… that couldn’t be right. It was then as the thought entered his mind that Harry realized, he couldn’t remember the last time he’d flown. Before the war, he expected, years at any rate. Everything had become so hyper focused on becoming an Auror and putting the past behind him in the first few years after the war that he hadn’t even had time to consider flying, much less actually do it. Oddly, his skills as a seeker had come in handy in his work. His eye for finding something hiding had served him well, but flying wasn’t a skill the DMLE valued anymore. No one flew anywhere, nor did they really use the floo. It was traceable, whereas for the most part apparating was not. Harry shook his head, trying to shake the thoughts of his bygone career and made his way towards the cupboard where he had stowed his old Firebolt.

He hadn’t even looked at it in years, he realized, and as soon as the broom was in his hands, Harry felt a fire return to his veins that he couldn’t remember the last time he’d felt. He hadn’t even realized how much he had missed the thought of flying until he was staring at his old broom. Running up the stairs, Harry grabbed his invisibility cloak out of his old trunk, and made his way towards the front stoop of Number 12, and pulled on the invisibility cloak, and mounted his broom. The old Firebolt gave a slight lurch, feeling as though it were vibrating beneath him, a surge of magic he hadn’t felt in ages. Harry grinned, kicking off from the stoop and into the air. Cold wind whipping across his face as he flew. It was magnificent, he thought, as he soared higher and higher into the air. He had no idea where he was going or even why, but the Firebolt clearly seemed to have a good idea, so he let the broom lead the way. Harry closed his eyes, relishing in the feel of the wind in his hair, and the broom between his legs.

Hours passed like minutes, and eventually, Harry’s thighs had begun to burn. He hadn’t ever really attempted long distance flying like that, and he desperately needed to walk around, or perhaps rest, depending on where he was. Harry looked down at the verdant countryside that suddenly surrounded him. A thin gravel road stood before him, leading up to what appeared to be a rather large grassy hill. Harry touched down into the gravel, and pulled off his invisibility cloak, following the road towards the hill.

Seconds later, a large white Manor house appeared over the hill, as if out of nowhere. Harry’s heart gave a leap in his chest (or at least, it would have done were he still alive). Malfoy Manor, he thought, still walking towards it. He didn’t know why, but he couldn’t stop himself if he tried. The Manor was as large and foreboding as ever, though it had lost the dark aura that had surrounded it under Voldemort’s occupation.

A breeze whipped up around him, bringing with it a waft of lilac and chocolate. Harry looked around the winding road, and up towards the Manor’s gate. He wasn’t sure where the smell was coming from, though he knew it was intoxicating. Before he could stop himself, Harry found himself walking through the gate without much trouble. The smell was getting stronger, Harry could feel himself salivating as the scent became more intense and he all but ran towards the front door, desperate to find it.

The front door opened suddenly, and a familiar blond stepped out. Draco, Harry thought. The smell suddenly overwhelming, Harry ran towards the blond, fangs barred. He had almost reached him, when he suddenly hit an invisible wall that stopped him in his tracks.

“About time you showed up,” Draco said. Harry’s head swam. Everything hurt, and yet felt incredibly sharp all at once.

“What?” Harry asked.

“So, there’s something Granger doesn’t know after all,” Draco said folding his arms over his chest. Harry could practically see Draco’s blood dancing beneath his pale skin. He licked his lips, all he could smell was lilac and chocolate, and suddenly the realization hit him. Draco Malfoy was his mate.

Draco smirked as he saw the realization come over Harry’s face. “Joined us at last have you?”

“How did you…”

“Being a vampire’s mate comes with certain privileges that purebloods know to look out for. Not the least of which is a craving for iron heavy foods, a need for blood replenishing potions, and being able to feel our vampire’s hunger for our blood. Each vampire’s call is different, but given that most vampire’s have met their mate by the age of 12 and you’re the only one I know of who turned recently, well I suspected the odds were pretty good it was you, and here we are.”

“But how did my…”

“I summoned you,” Draco replied. “You’re starving yourself to death because you don’t know what you’re doing,” he shook his head. “But I’m also keeping you under a slight containment spell because I want to ensure you won’t just drain me and kill us both in the process.”

“Right,” Harry said.

Draco shook his head, “Come on then,” he said ushering Harry into his foyer. Harry couldn’t move, suddenly he lifted up from the air and floated behind Draco into the Manor. Of course, Draco couldn’t make it easy on him.

It amazes me how i can go from wanting to be bent over, grabbed, teased and marked to just be babied, cuddled and rest on someone’s lap

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GAY HALLMARK MOVIE WHERE EVERYONE SHARES ONE BRAINCELL AND DRACO IS DEFINITELY NOT GETTING MARRIED SOCIAL MEDIA AU PART 1 | 2 | 3 | 4 | 5 | 6 / ?

(taglist in the comments)

Anonymous asked:

can you write something with drarry’s height difference (((draco’s shorter obviously)))!!!!!

Potter.” Draco warns.

Harry only smirks and leans back, watching him amused from the opposite end of the kitchen. “Yes, darling?”

Draco growls, frustrated. He’s been trying to reach his favorite mug for more than half an hour now, but, after Harry washed it, the git of a boyfriend placed it on the top shelf, which he knows Draco cannot reach.

“You’re a prick,” He hisses.

“You said you didn’t need my help,” Harry says, unhelpfully. “The last time I reached something for you, you hexed me.”

Draco’s face heats. “Only because you were so damned smug about it!”

Honestly, he doesn’t know when exactly it happened, but Harry became taller than him a long time ago. A lot taller than him. Draco can’t reach half the shelves or cupboards in their flat - shelves and cupboards they had to have especially installed because Draco’s so short and Harry’s so tall - and trying to reach the shower head is literally hell.

Of course, it doesn’t help that Harry seems to forget about their height difference at times and leaves everything on top of shelves or closets that Draco cannot reach constantly. He’s had to ask the git for help too many times, and he’s getting annoyed.

“And anyway, I wouldn’t need your help if you left my mug in the lowest shelf.” He says venomously.

“You could put it there yourself,” Harry says. “If you washed the dishes once in a while.”

Draco glares, and Harry smirks, looking like he’s enjoying this way too much. He can see - in the way that Harry’s smirk widens - that anger isn’t going to help. Instead, he pouts.

“C’mon,” he whines. “Help me!”

Harry - predictably - chuckles and finally pushes himself off the counter he was leaning against.

“Fine.” He says. He walks over to Draco, kissing the top of his head while he reaches for the mug. Draco leans back against his chest, sighing contentedly. He grabs the mug and lowers it, but, instead of handing it to Draco, he places it behind his back. “Kiss me for it, first.”

Draco grins dopily - how he’s so in love with this entirely too sappy giant, he’ll never know, but he is, and there’s no denying that - and stands on his tip-toes - and Harry leans down - to peck Harry’s lips.

Harry hums. “Again,”

Draco laughs and kisses him again, longer this time. Harry smiles against it, and wraps both arms around his boyfriend’s waist. The handle of his favorite mug is digging into Draco’s lower back, but he’s not too preoccupied with that at the moment. He deepens the kiss.

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Soulmate au: where your soul mate controls your left hand but with their left hand, but only when they think about controlling your hand. -you're sitting on the couch when suddenly you start picking your nose - you're in class when you raise your hand without any control, the teacher calls on you but you didnt have to say anything - your laying in bed when you're hand goes in your pants ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) -you're arguing with some one when your hand slaps the person (don't ask me how but it happens)

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Damn, wow, not sure where to go with this. But I’ll.. give it a shot I guess? Okay.

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He doesn’t remember exactly when it started happening. Sometime just after the war he’s sure. He does remember the day It started happening to Ron.

His best friend had seemed unfazed, and he remembers thinking that the wizarding world was incredibly weird. Hermione had been a little less calm about the whole thing.

He’s a month into term and his… problem… had been growing steadily worse. At first, it only happened every once and a while, when he had a particularly strong urge, and without him really thinking about it his hand would move. Now- well, now it happened when he had barely an inclination. A passing thought, and oh, well, there he was doing it. He doesn’t remember it being this bad for Hermione and Ron. He thinks maybe his soulmate has a little bit of an impulse control problem.

Just last week he’d been walking in the grounds during lunch, and he’d had the sudden urge to wank. He’d had to stop his hand, unbidden, just before it reach the top button of his trousers. Thankfully, the rest of the school was sane enough to be eating lunch right then, and no one had seen. He’d never been so grateful to have missed a meal before.

When Ron had explained the concept of ´soulmates ´, Harry hadn’t understood. It didn’t make any sense. He’d had enough prophetic bullshit in his life already thanks ever so. Ron had only shaken his head, like Harry was the one being unreasonable, and left to go talk to Hermione.

Harry, for what it was worth, had spent an inordinate amount of time thinking about it. He still isn’t sure he understands.

“It’s not about them controlling your movements, Harry, it’s. Well what it’s meant to do is jumpstart the process. It isn’t prophetic meant for each other from birth can be with no one else it’s. You’ve got to be close already, in proximity, mostly, and emotionally, to an extent. It-”

“That doesn’t make any sense. What’s the point of it then?”

Hermione sighs and rubs at her face. He knows she hadn’t been calm about this when it had happened to her and Ron and should possibly have an iota more sympathy for his current plight. Besides which, this has been happening for months and he has no clue yet who his supposed soulmate is supposed to be.

“It’s leftover Harry. Like wisdom teeth. Useless and painful and a great huge annoyance that used to, in worlds before modernity, have a purpose.” She shakes her head, and eyes Harry speculatively. “Besides. This isn’t supposed to happen. You should have know almost immediately who they were, it should be impossible to miss. Even the slowest couples usually only take a month or so. It’s practically unprecedented, Harry, I’ve been looking into it, in the library, and there was a case in 1792 where…” Harry tunes her out.

He doesn’t do it in purpose, really, but he doesn’t have the mental energy to turn towards he history lesson, when so much of it is spent on control his-their urges.

It just doesn’t make any sense to him. Maybe because he hasn’t actually met his soulmate yet. Maybe because it just doesn’t make sense.

He’s drawn out of his reverey partly by Hermione, who seems to be finishing up her thought, and partly by Malfoy, who has just entered the common, and is coming towards them, expression haughty and annoyed.

“That’s probably why it’s getting so intense.” Hermione finishes, and looks up in surprise when Malfoy stops next to her chair.

“Oh, Draco, hello.” She says.

Malfoy nods at her, politely, before turning his attention to Harry.

“Harry, are we still on for later?” He asks, but Harry is distracted by his nose twitching, just slightly, and suddenly Harry realizes that his is furiously itchy.

“Malfoy,” Harry says, and nods, half absently, scrubbing at his nose. “Library still?”

Malfoy nods and heads towards the stairs, and Harry continues to rub at his nose as he turns his attention back towards Hermione, who is looking over his shoulder with a thoughtful expression, that morphs, a moment later into horrified realization.

“What?” Harry demands, alarmed. It’s never a good thing when her expression does that.

“Oh Harry.” She says, exasperated, perhaps, but also determined.

“What? What’s wrong?” He asks, again, and the sinking feeling in his chest plumets, down through his stomach and landing somewhere near his feet, maybe.

“You’re so. I’m so. God! How could we not have.”

“Hermione! What?”

“You’re bond. It. It started on the 21st of July didn’t it? I remember because. Because we were talking about your birthday… it’s a little unusual, but not unheard of, especially in bonds as strong as this one appears to be- oh this makes so much sense Harry.”

“Hermione. Could you slow down a little? Enough that us mortal humans can understand at least?” He can’t find it in himself to be more that mildly exasperated, and mostly amused. This is his possible future she’s apparently just figured out, but in such a Hermione way that Harry is suffused in love of her.

She pauses, and meets his eye, expression of realization replaced with something terribly earnest.

“Draco, Harry. God. Draco Malfoy.”

And. Oh. OH. He remembers, now, the first time it had happened, les than an hour after he hand carefully placed Draco’s wand back in his hands. He remembers clasping the small délicate fingers between his own. Just briefly.

“Oh.” He says aloud. And Hermione echos him, nodding.

It’s ridiculous of course. A completely ridiculous notion. And yet, suddenly. Everything makes so much sense, everything he’d determinedly not been think comes flooding back and in an instant he’s on his feet.

His foots on the first stair before he turns back to Hermione. “How’d you know?” He asks, and she grins.

“He scratched his nose.”

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If your still doing requests can you do one where something happens to the Gryffindor dorms and the golden trio end up having to stay with the Slytherins? And then they realize they’re not that bad while Harry realizes he has a massive crush on Draco.

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Okay babe so I did the dorm thing the other way around bc I couldn’t really see how the ENTIRE Gryffindor dorms would be useless and I did see how it would work with the Slytherin dorms so enjoy :DD

Also this is a no voldemort au I guess

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Flooded.” Draco repeats.

“Yes, flooded.” Snape says calmly. “The merepeople are in their mating season, so we have decided it best not to bother them until it is over, in four weeks.”

Four weeks?” Several students demand. “Where are we supposed to stay?”

“There’s no place big enough to put all of you, so we’ll have to split you up.” Snape says. “First through third years, you’ll be staying with Hufflepuffs. Fourth and fifth years you’ll stay at Ravenclaw tower, and sixth and seventh years you’ll stay with the Gryffindors.”

There are several groans and dissatisfied comments, but no one’s stupid enough to bring them up to Snape directly. 

Draco can feel his face heating, and they’re not even there. Fuck, but it had to be the Gryffindors. It could’ve been the Hufflepuffs or the Ravenclaws, Houses where Draco doesn’t have a crush on anyone, but no. Of course it’s the Gryffindors, with Harry Potter and his bloody green eyes and dark hair, who hates Draco. Who Draco doesn’t hate at all.

Honestly, this is going to end with Draco embarrassing himself terribly.

It doesn’t have to be him, he comforts himself lightly. There are a lot of other Gryffindor boys, I probably won’t be in his dorm.

*

Four weeks?” Several Gryffindors demand, Ron among them. “We’re supposed to host them for four weeks?”

McGonagall looks over them sternly. “Yes.” The Gryffindors begin to protest, but she continues speaking calmly. “And I expect you all to be on your best behavior. Understood?”

Everyone grumbles their agreement, and Harry groans.

“Wait,” Hermione says, because, of course, she’s the one to think of everything. “Will they be rooming with us?”

A new wave of protests begins even before McGonagall has answered. She pinches the bridge of her nose.

*

The Gryffindor bedrooms are exactly the same as the Slytherin ones - with the exception that you can see the Black Lake through the Slytherin ones, and these ones are filled with sunlight instead of the murky, filtered sunlight that Draco’s used to - but with three extra beds in each of them, the room’s incredibly cramped.

And of course - of course - Draco not only did get appointed to Potter’s dorm, but he got the bed next to Potter’s. Obviously.

“This is going to be crap.” Blaise says, looking around at the room. The five Gryffindors inside are glaring at them - not that he cares - and Draco sighs. He doesn’t want to be stuck here four weeks. Especially not next to Potter.

“Oh, really?” The Weasel asks, glare narrowing. “Because we were all so excited.”

Draco rolls his eyes and ignores them. He doesn’t know what it is that Blaise hates so much about the Weasel; secretly, he thinks that Blaise has feelings for the git - which Draco thinks is disgusting, because Gryffindors - but he can hardly talk.

He walks over to his bed - Potter is standing next to it, leaning against the poster of his own bed, arms crossed and scowling - and leaves his things in it.

“Nothing to say, Malfoy?” Potter asks with a cocked eyebrow. 

Draco lifts an eyebrow back and drawls, “Pointing out everything that is wrong with this isn’t even worth my time, Potter.”

Potter clenches his jaw - and he looks so, so attractive like that, which is part of the reason why Draco enjoys making him angry - and tightens his fists at his sides.

Not angry enough, then, yet, Draco thinks. 

The other reason Draco enjoys angering him so much is because Potter gets… physical, in his anger. He grabs the front of Draco’s shirt, or pushes him against the wall, and though Draco will die before he admits to it, it turns him on.

Also it’s entirely too pleasurable to be able to get under Potter’s skin, when no one else seems to be able to.

Potter doesn’t respond, so Draco turns on his heel and walks away.

“Where are you going?” Theo asks as he passes him. 

“Anywhere but here,” Draco responds.

*

Harry doesn’t think about how Malfoy is on the bed next to him. Well, he does, but only because it’s annoying. Of all Slytherins that he could have sleeping at his side, it had to be Malfoy. 

He can’t sleep - somehow Malfoy’s fault, Harry’s convinced - and he’s frustrated, Merlin knows why.

He lets out an annoyed groan and opens the drapes to his bed to get some air - it was getting suffocating - and looks around the dark dorm. With the extra beds, there’s barely any room to stand, so he doesn’t. 

Most of the drapes are closed - Neville always sleeps with his open, because he’s afraid of the shadows through the drapes - but he can see the shadows in them. He’s contemplating grabbing the map and the cloak and walking around - his dad gave it to him in his third year, and the only teacher Harry hadn’t been able to get past with it had been Remus - when there’s a small sound to his left.

He looks over to Malfoy’s bed, frowning lightly.

He can see Malfoy’s shadow in the bed, and he appears to be asleep, so Harry doesn’t know where the sound came from. He’s half convinced he imagined it when there’s another one, and it’s definitely coming from Malfoy’s bed.

Another few sounds, and Harry realizes they’re words. He leans closer to listen better, wondering if Malfoy is speaking to someone.

“No… ‘s not fair… ‘s shiny…” Harry snorts. Somehow the idea of Malfoy sleep-talking is… not entirely disgusting. He’ll die before he admits that, though. “‘So shiny… mmhmm… huggable.”

Malfoy continues muttering, but it’s nonsense, so Harry leans away. The fact that Malfoy’s mumbling about something that’s huggable and shiny is very weird to Harry. He’d been half-convinced that the prick only dreamt up new insults for him.

And though he will never admit it - never - it’s… adorable.

Harry shudders. He never wants to think of Malfoy and adorable in the same context.

*

Sharing a common room is more complicated than Draco thought it would be. It’s packed, and though him, Blaise, Theo, and Pansy are sitting near the windows, he feels suffocated.

Pansy’s going on about Granger and her hair - or her eyes, or whatever the fuck it is today - while Draco muses about how three of the four of them have crushes on Gryffindors and how ridiculous it is, considering how much they’re supposed to hate the house.

And don’t get him wrong, Draco still hates the house. He thinks they’re a bunch of bloody morons who have hearts bigger than their brains. They’re reckless, and dense, and pathetically passionate about everything.

He also hates that those are a lot of the things he likes about Harry Potter. He’d given up on his crush going away by fourth year, so by now he’s learned to simply… live with it. He catches sight of Potter in the halls and if his brain goes ‘he looks so good today’ or ‘his eyes’, or simply goes entirely blank, he’s learned to wait it out. When he finally gets it working again he insults Potter badly enough that the git will never figure out Draco has a crush on him. 

He thinks.

*

Malfoy sleep walks

It’s a terrifying discovery when Harry’s in the middle of sneaking out of the dorm to go for a fly and he’s suddenly faced with Draco Malfoy walking towards the common room.

Because the Gryffindor dorms are not the same as the Slytherin dorms, instead of walking towards the door, Malfoy walks straight into the wall. Harry winces in sympathy at the loud sound.

*

Though he hadn’t gone far the first few nights, sleeping-Malfoy has evidently gotten better at it, because he doesn’t walk into the wall this time. Harry knows that - logically - he should let it be. He doesn’t care where Malfoy goes. If the git ends up falling down the stairs because he thinks he has to go up them, Harry doesn’t mind.

Hogwarts has a lot of stairs, he thinks, chewing on his lower lip.

Fuck, but he already knows what he’s going to do.

Grabbing the cloak and cursing colorfully, he slips out the door and follows Malfoy. He manages to get out of the common room without hurting himself, but when they’re outside, he takes a wrong turn and nearly falls down the stairs. 

Harry casts a levitating charm just in time - he’s not going to touch Malfoy because he doesn’t want to wake him - and the prick regains his footing, seemingly okay with the fact that he’s going down the stairs when he meant to go up them.

Harry follows him throughout the castle - he has to intervene and turn Malfoy around, levitate him, or outright grab the collar of his shirt to keep him from falling down or knocking into walls - and soon enough he finds himself in the seventh floor corridor. He doesn’t know where Malfoy thinks he’s going - he was muttering a lot about cruppies and warm - but the door he opens happens to be the one to the room of requirement.

When he walks in, the place has a few sofas, a fireplace, and books. A lot of books.

Bloody nerd, he thinks, rolling his eyes fondly. 

Malfoy sits on the couch and snuggles into the cushions. It’s… 

Not adorable, Harry thinks firmly. Not again.

Malfoy begins muttering about grades and papers that are due - Harry half wonders if Hermione does that - and Harry sighs and sits on the other sofa, settling in for whenever the blond git decides to go back to their room.

*

It becomes a routine. Harry sleeps lightly, and any sound that alerts him that Malfoy has gotten up wakes him up. He follows the git to the room of requirement again, then to the library, even to the astronomy tower - Malfoy, even asleep, looks confused when he sits down and there’s nothing - evidently not the room he’d meant to end up in - and after he falls on his arse and merely sighs and gets up again, Harry realizes that he’s a deep sleeper. A very deep sleeper.

Harry - because he doesn’t have the time to wait around for when Malfoy decides to go back to their room, and sometimes Malfoy doesn’t even do that, merely falls asleep soundly wherever they are - has taken to carrying Malfoy back to their dorm.

He doesn’t know why, but when he’s holding Malfoy close to his chest and he’s muttering about assorted sweets, face slack and sweet, Harry feels… content.

Giddy, even.

It needs to stop.

*

Of course, Malfoy hasn’t become less of a git when he’s awake, but Harry… doesn’t quite mind it now. It seems impossible to take Malfoy’s insults seriously when Harry’s heard him babble about how much he loves potatoes in his sleep.

So, instead of insulting him back, Harry has passed on to complimenting him.

It makes Malfoy turn red, and Harry doesn’t want to think about why that’s the most satisfying reaction he’s ever gotten out of Malfoy.

Of course, when he discovers that calling Malfoy sweetheart literally turns him scarlet, he begins calling Malfoy that every day.

Both Ron and Hermione seem very confused as to what’s going on.

Harry is, too, if he’s honest, but he’s rolling with it.

*

“You’re being weird.” Draco snaps outright at Potter.

Potter only raises an eyebrow calmly, not bothering to look up from the book he’s reading.

“Am I, sweetheart?” he asks. 

The common room is emtpy - it’s Friday afternoon, and everyone’s watching the Quidditch match - except for them.

“Yes,” Draco huffs. “So cut it out.”

“Cut what out?” Potter asks. He looks up for a moment, and then back down at his book. “You have nice eyes.”

Draco’s entire face burns. “That!” He snaps, ignoring his blush. “Complimenting me. Calling me sweetheart.”

“No?” Potter asks. “Would you prefer love? Darling?”

Draco would very much enjoy to be called that. By Potter, specifically.

“No!” He says anyways.

“I like that it makes you blush.” Harry says.

Draco’s face gets hotter, and he splutters for a second. “I - you - I - no.”

“Yes,” Potter affirms.

“No!” Draco says. “I mean no! That’s not what we do!”

“What do we do again?” Potter finally looks up from his book and at Draco, and Draco’s satisfied for a moment, until Potter stands up. He’s not taller than Draco, but he’s broader around the shoulders, and the way he’s staring at him… it makes Draco feel odd. “Argue? Throw insults? I’m finding this to be way more fun, sweetheart.”

And then he presses a kiss to Draco’s nose and leaves.

A kiss.

To Draco’s nose.

And leaves.

Draco collapses on the couch.

*

That night, Harry’s woken because someone draws the drapes of his bed back. He’s about to say something when he realizes it’s Malfoy, and that he’s asleep.

Malfoy crawls into his bed and snuggles close to Harry - Harry freezes, because as much as the flirting was fun when it flustered Malfoy, this is… actually not entirely uncomfortable, he realizes.

It feels nice.

He wraps an arm hesitantly around Malfoy - Malfoy lets out a very attractive, satified moan - and Harry groans and slaps a hand to his forehead.

Fuck, he thinks. I like him now, don’t I?

This was a bad idea.

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Can I cuddle you.....naked.......in bed......with me on top......and I’m riding you.......very slowly.........while we make eye contact..........???

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UNDER THE INFLUENCE! TROPE for BIXGIRL!

Title: Labyrinthine Strange

Author: ???

Recipient: @bixgirl1

Pairing(s): Harry/Draco

Rating: Very mature

Word Count: ~8.8k

Warnings: Mention of other character’s consent violations. 

Content/Enticements: Erotic flashbacks, pining, snark, sexual intercourse between consenting wizards.

Summary: Five years after their extremely short-lived affair, Harry Potter finds Draco Malfoy trapped in a most unexpected place, the labyrinth at the LeStrange summer mansion. Is Harry prepared to go to some, ahem, rather unusual lengths to free him? 

Author’s Notes: I endeavored to craft this to Bixgirl’s request; here’s hoping I hit close enough to the mark! She asked for: “Humor and romance and some angst, will bat heart eyes at you for magical theory. Auror partners, falling in love, snark that softens over time, flirting. I like a redeemable Unredeemed!Draco, whose tongue is sharp enough to keep Harry guessing (heh), and a canon sarcastic Harry in return. KISSING, KISSING, KISSING. Wanting each other and being confused/angry about it but unable to stop themselves from going back for more. P I N I N G. A fashionable Draco is yum, and so is when they’re forced to trust one another for whatever reason. I prefer them in their early twenties to mid forties, though I do love a good eighth year. Both of them struggling with their feelings and/or what the fallout of their relationship might be, secret relationships are great for that. I’ll go wild for anything with loads of UST. Magically powerful Harry and incredibly skilled Draco make me want to leap with joy. Longing, being touch-starved, unexpected warmth.”

Disclaimer: All Harry Potter characters herein are the property of J.K. Rowling and Bloomsbury/Scholastic. No copyright infringement is intended.

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Ohmygodohmygodohmygod!!!!! <3333

*Runs to read*

Anonymous asked:

hmm if love something for draco harry neville if your okay with it please? dont mind the prompt just love these boys :D

IF I’M OKAY WITH IT??? As if I wouldn’t be okay with Drarryville -WHEEZE- @keyflight790, this one is also for you my darling, in preparation of the anniversary of our friendship <3 

Happy Birthday Harry, and a Happy belated one to our sweetest Neville-bean <3

Thirty-seven shops. That’s how many Draco had checked out in the span of a day. Thirty-seven. And yet he was still no closer to finding either Harry, or Neville, the best birthday gifts. What kind of boyfriend was he supposed to be if he couldn’t even shower them in his money??

Logic told him repeatedly that neither of his boyfriends had any interest in his money, or being showered in luxurious gifts. Both of them appreciated things that came from the heart, even hand-made things or time together. 

Draco scoffed at the thought, having been raised a completely different way of course. But having scoured every shop from Diagon Alley, to the newly refurbished Knockturn Alley, and everything in between, Draco was seriously doubting his ability to use his money to simply buy the best gift after all. 

Heading home, and feeling quite despondent, Draco set himself to making a cup of tea to ease his mind - when out of the corner of his eye, the fireplace crackled with sickly green flames. 

“Draco?” Came Blaise’s voice from somewhere in the ashes. Oh joy, now he also had to entertain. 

Draco rolled his eyes but brought his tea with him into the other room, settling into a seat directly in front of the fireplace. 

“What do you want Blaise?”

“Oh, I see how it is. Your best friend comes to call, and suddenly you can’t be fucked.” Blaise drawled, feigning his annoyance. 

“Speak up or get out of my fireplace. I don’t have the energy to deal with you right now. I still have to figure out what I’m getting Harry and Neville.”

“You still haven’t gotten their gifts?” Blaise chuckled, as if he were unsurprised by the new information. 

Draco slammed his cup down a bit harder than he’d intended, chipping a bit of the porcelain in the process. 

“I couldn’t find a single thing worthy of either of them.” Draco sighed, hitting the crux of the problem while running a hand dejectedly through his platinum blond hair. 

“So, what if what is worthy of them isn’t actually a thing?” Blaise paused, letting the comment settle in the air between them. 

“Ugh, you sound like Hermione when you say that. ‘You know they don’t want things wrapped in boxes, Draco. They’d be happy just spending time with you.’ As if they didn’t want presents.” 

Draco let his head fall back against the chair. 

“You know... I think there is a sweet spot there that you seem to be overlooking.” Blaise’s voice had taken on that deep, sensual tone Draco had always loved. 

“Mm?” He inquired without looking up. 

“Putting it simply, you have something that they both enjoy already... Maybe - and this is really just a radical suggestion - but put a fucking bow on it.”

The moment it clicked was obvious: from the the pause in Draco’s breathing, to the slow lift of his head, and then the eventual uprightness of his body as he sat up straight. 

“Put... a bow... on it.” Draco repeated slowly, mostly to himself, but at least Blaise was being patient. “Blaise you brilliant bastard.” Draco jumped up, ripping his shirt off with gusto. 

Don’t start now you bloody idiot, I’m still here for fucks sake!” Blaise hissed, already trying to pull himself out of the floo-call. 

[Thanks for reading guys~ This was part one. I’ll link part two here when it’s finished!]

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