i think the funniest peter parker moment is when he basically went “i wish people wanted me for my body and not for my smarts”

for context:

another one

Literally teen Peter Parker:

flower language has always been an intense source of disappointment for me

like, they all mean really generic things like “love” or “forever” or “i’m sorry” 

i thought you could combine flowers

like you could just send someone a bouquet and from the combination of hibiscus and posies and tulips they’d understand “the rebel leader is dead, rendezvous at the docks at 8, bring the dog, you will need lighter fluid and  a large tomato”

I really hope no one’s answered this for you yet, I saw this and got so excited that my obscure knowledge base might come into use.  I had to stretch a few flowers so to speak but Victorian flower language allows for alteration in meaning depending on colour, fruit, flower, bud, steam, leaves and thorns, so I didn’t feel I was too far out of line.  This message would work best as two bouquets bound together.  First red Nasturtium with no leaves (red denotes a leader, the nasturtium a patriot) mixed with white or red Mask Flowers (rebellion, red if you want to emphasize fighting, white martyrdom) around Cypress (death).  Then Chick weed (rendezvous) and Blue Convolvulus (night) surrounded by eight White Popular Leaves (symbolises the time: eight), Yellow Iris (flame, and a flower that grows by rivers) and Yellow Prarie Dock Flowers (this was closest I could find to docks)and one large Tomato Leaf, all bound in Dogwood Bark.  Dogwood represents deceit, but as far as I could find the bark wasn’t used symbolically, and as you referred to the dog instead of a dog, I thought it was likely the pun should be a dead giveaway.  

So there’s your rebel message!

Was up a little too late looking at plants, inking with a crow quill and Sumi ink, and attempting to do justice coloring them with Prismacolors, but the description of this bouquet niggled at my head until I made an attempt to visualize how such a thing would be pulled off. I’m no florist, so my arrangement attempt was more in focus on matching what was described than aesthetics! White Poplar was an intriguing plant to hunt down accurate images for, as there are a number of images where one could tell the leaves were spray painted white.

Little 2x4 inch piece on cardstock…. and I’m not a fan of attempting the oddity that is cypress fronds…

Alternate Empire

this is me all the time to my friends!!!

Some tiny lil water-themed test animations made in Blender while fooling around with emission shaders!

Team work

(via)

lifehack: when you see a Take One candy bowl in a restaurant, wait until noones looking and shovel candy into your pockets. god may judge you but his sins outnumber your own

“God may judge you but his sins outnumber your own.” We really need to start collecting and sourcing these Potent Quotables.

I’ve been doing this for years

It’s all on a google doc of mine (x)

“Kill me. Kill me and live with the memory. Then tell the stars that you won.” -fucking Warrior Cats

We live in a socie-

Wait wait you forgot the mushroom post “you can’t kill me in a way that matters” +the following uhhhh 1 sec

I find the mushroom post :)

sorry

sorry

Can we go ahead and add “one day you’ll decompose, and I’ll be there to watch it happen” to the list please

@imfunnydamit

“There is not enough time to make all the things one’s imagination can conjure” - @reyndesign

Every single one of these quotes is going in my next grimoire

me: :(

nature:

🌷 * : ☁️

. ﾟ✧ 🌿 * . 🌼 : *

.🌈. *. ・🌱 *。ﾟ. ✧☀️

*。ﾟ🍄 °. 。+☘️ *´¨ 🦋* . 🌻

me: :’)

READ MY BOOKSHELF | ronia, the robber’s daughter (ronja rövardotter) by astrid lindgren

( via @shieldmaidenofsherwood )

#it’s also very much about growing up and (literally) bridging the distances your parents created in this world#it’s about loving your parents but also needing to defy them sometimes; leaving their castle to see the world as it could be#(full of dangers definitely! but that’s okay as long as you’re not alone)#aahhh this book made such an impact!#oh! i don’t remember if this particular scene was in the book too but that moment where ronja’s father’s taunting his enemy#because he’s holding his son hostage. and ronja jumps across the chasm like ‘well now *he* holds your daughter hostage. sucks to be you’#and in the end they bridged the divide by leaving the castle entirely like. they couldn’t build a new home there#and that’s so powerful somehow? their families made peace but the children spread their wings and left the castle anyway. i love that#this book!!!

that thing lowkey must be heavy its still cute tho

That’s so sweet!!! It reminds me of when my bf gave me a rose that lasts forever with lights in a glass dome & i wanted to cry right then n there

He even wrote me a little note with it that said, “I’ll love you until the very last petal falls off" 🥰

Okay that is the cutest shit ever… does anyone know where i can get a rose already made like that with the glass and lights and all????

My girlfriend would LOVE it but i suck at diy

Good news! I found them onIine HERE and you can get warm white or rainbow lights inside.

got diagnosed with attention dungeons hyperactivity dragons :/

https://twitter.com/jijijibli/status/1391829463630024704?s=19

some of y’all are actually afraid to grow into your adult years because you’ve never seen anyone over the age of 20 happy and you didn’t’ think you’d last this long, huh?

That’s not  justice

reblog until ur fingers bleed

How the fuck did we let him surpass Whitney

Scented D20 Candles

The Fabled Flames on Etsy