like for cheese 😂
reblog for nutrient pellets 😼
ignore for poison 🤭👎
I absolutely love that the Pokémon universe is literally tearing itself apart at the seams. Fantastic worldbuilding, A+++
A non-exhaustive list:
- Mega Evolution comes from a meteor. The impact of that meteor literally split the dimensions apart and made it canonical that different versions of the same game are parallel dimensions (Alpha Ruby is a different world from Ruby, for instance). This is later confirmed by the presence of Anabel in Sun and Moon, who fell through dimensions from a world without Mega Evolution.
- Speaking of Sun and Moon, wormholes are opening up all over Alola, letting in extradimensional beings that Pokéballs don't catch properly. There are silver-skinned humans from one of these portals that live in a giant prismatic city.
- Also in Sun/Moon, you can pass through to a mirror world where day is night and night is day. When this happens, you can catch the mirror world version of your box legendary friend.
- There's a giant space alien in Sword and Shield who's leaking particles that cause Pokémon to briefly turn massive, which sometimes rearranges their genetic makeup.
- In Scarlet and Violet, reality is splintering. There's a hole to the future/past that generates paradox Pokémon which are heavily implied to have been materialized out of a researcher's desire to see them rather than actually from their future/past. The same energy that supposedly made them enables Pokémon to become any type they want and caused a robot to gain human sentience.
- In the hole you find the paradox Pokémon in, you find buried monoliths that nobody knows where they came from. The very material they're made of is canonically unidentifiable.
- Time and space were briefly unraveled in Pokémon Diamond/Pearl/Platinum as a maniac tried to overwrite the current world and make a new universe out of it, and in the Platinum universe, this opened a hole to another dimension where a banished god lives. The banished god was pissed off about this and abducted the guy that messed with time and space.
- People sometimes slip through the cracks and become Pokémon in Pokémon-only worlds (the Mystery Dungeon series) or drop through time to different eras (Legends Arceus's protagonist and Ingo).
- In Mystery Dungeon, time is eroding (Explorers of Time/Darkness/Sky), and the world is warping and distorting into areas that scramble themselves every time you enter them and make the inhabitants of those areas agitated and hostile (entire series).
Well, @munchbell45 tagged me - so why not? :)
Last song I listened to: Ophelia by the Lumineers. In fact, it's playing as I'm writing this.
Currently watching: Monster (the anime). Getting through it one episode at a time.
Currently Reading: Song of Achilles, which is...technically a fanfiction if you think about it!
Current Obsession: Making fake cartoon ninjas smooch. Also, food. But that's nothing new.
not the twitter migrants putting "reblog heavy" in their bios on here... like yeah. that's what we do here
reblog heavy
Listen to me. Listen to me. Listen to me. Listen to me.
I know there is a lot of discourse (tm) around this right now but listen to me
sometimes you do just have to lie to children.
If, when my toddler is, you know, toddling around saying “mama? Big ball?”
If I were lean down and say “unfortunately the big beach ball for some reason fills you with such an unadulterated rage that is beyond human comprehension that you scream until you pass out, so mama had to remove the beach ball from the premises until you can better regulate your emotions” she would simply stare at me like I had 3 heads full of equal betrayal.
So, for now, instead “big ball went night night!”
Please understand when I say “removed the ball from the premises” I mean I popped it in a fit of exhausted confusion. I murdered the beach ball.
See I’ve lied to you all too and it was better this way.
you can’t just leave this in the tags etc.
You can’t be funnier then me on my own posts, I’m in tears from laughter
🤭🤭🤭
Thank you @amongussy for tagging me!
Last song I listened to: Digital Love by Daft Punk
Currently watching: I was watching One Piece with my parents and brother, but my brother has gone back to college (He was on summer break,) so I will watching something else in the mean time.
Currently Reading: For fanfics, I’ve been reading the Tools Without Masters series by @woofgang69 , which is about Haku moving to Konoha after Zabuza dies, where he eventually meets Sai (who was sent by Danzo originally to monitor Haku.) The two eventually befriend each other and recover from their traumas.
For actual books, one of the Itachi light novels, but I have been slacking.
Current Obsession: I’ve had Naruto brainrot ever since I got back into the series in 2021. That’s obvious if you check my blog though, LOL.
I’ve also been enjoying Pikmin 4.
Tagging: @succikko-nebulae , @woofgang69 , @laevaa , @silba , @mukkie , @kokonutcat , @dentist-brainsurgeon, @gerardwayissexah, @achilleslyre (doing this isn’t a requirement, BTW.)
Edit: I’ll also tag @amberbeeszeesees
One day, I thought "hey, wouldn't Hiashi x Kurenai be an interesting ship?" And apparently the only people who shared my feelings were a few writers on Fanfiction.net over a decade ago. I read every Hiashi x Kurenai fic in an hour (none were more than 1-2k words). Then I wrote my own. :) Hope you enjoy the rarepair weirdness!
Title: Wildflowers for Hinata | AO3 link
Rating: M
Warnings: Major Character Death (Hinata dies)
Words: 13k so far - 14-15k total
Summary:
Reeling from Hinata Hyuga's death, Kurenai Yuhi discovers that love blooms in unexpected places, much like the wildflowers on her student's grave.
Tag nine (9) people you'd like to know better.
Thank you @mellowthorn for tagging me!
Last song: I, Carrion (Icarian) by Hozier (can't stop listening to it on repeat)
Currently watching: rewatching Naruto with friends after watching it already!
Currently reading: I really have to continue reading Fool's Errand by Robin Hobb, but I procrastinate by rereading The Royal Assassin by the same author instead
Current obsession: Unfortunately, I got dropped in a deep pit of Naruto obsession after watching it for the first time. But also, I'm still dying emotionally over rote, just as I did a year ago or so. Also got into Fear & Hunger recently (it's a fun game but god is it unforgiving)
Tagging: I don't think I have nine people to tag but I'll tag @opiumin @detdomchik @paniprikolv2 and @munchbell45 (no pressure to do it in any way!! I just tagged people that I think like interactive things)
gonna start making snopes-style responses to urban legends about tumblr
"this how we lost post editing and it was still worth it"
❌ False
The John Green Cock Monologue, while one of the most egregious examples of post editing, was not why the ability to edit posts was taken away. This feature was removed because scammers would edit posts with huge note counts to try to make their scams look legit.
"those are his hooves, bitch."
✅ True
Those are his hooves, bitch.
every night to fall asleep my mom exclusively watches ghosthunter type youtube videos that are titled like CREEPY NIGHT IN HAUNTED CASTLE FOOTAGE OWNER DIED AFTER THIS and she wears a cpap so she has to blast the audio so she can hear it over the machine so at night all i hear from her room is like people screaming and crying and clanging noises and shaky cam footage people tripping and running and whenever i look in she's just like honk shoo honk shoo mimimimi
elon musk is literally like a parody. like he cant genuinely fucking be like this like bro is on some satirical depiction of a spoiled rich kid type shit. like hes a cartoon evil rich guy. throwing tantrums bc someone criticized him or said they didnt like him. spending billions of dollars to buy an app and then changing the app every time someone uses a feature of the app to insult him or hurt his feefees. dude straight up does the cartoon steam blowing out of ears train whistle shit irl every time someone says anything mean to him or is transgender but whats terrifying is he has enough money to do anything he wants and millions of chuds who would gladly no homo suck his cock every night before he goes to bed. like. how has someone come to be like this. why has this been allowed to happen why was he created
i think most rich guys are actually more like elon than they aren't, they all have simpering fanclubs online but enough haters to keep them up at night. i've seen a good half-dozen "richest man in X country" instagram accounts litigating their personal beef with some obscure shitposter who won't stop trolling them. they run the world but everyone doesn't love them so they're not happy
this is the richest guy in africa and his mortal enemy, a bored brazilian man
There are political newspaper comics that aren't this succinct
Send me a character for blorbo bingo
NGL, I hope that someone requests Nagato. If not, I may do him anyways.
I"ll include some links to the bingos I've done.
Yahiko: https://www.tumblr.com/munchbell45/726046036178681856/yahiko-for-blorbo-bingo-c?source=share
Deidara: https://www.tumblr.com/munchbell45/726048231692419072/oooooh-blorbo-bingo-obviously-i-need-to-request?source=share
Tayuya: https://www.tumblr.com/munchbell45/726048844831506432/and-also-if-i-may-tayuya-because-id-love-to?source=share
Nagato: https://www.tumblr.com/munchbell45/726051141804294144/show-me-your-nagato-blorbo-bingo?source=share
Also, here's Konan, since @succikko-nebulae asked on discord.
