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Let Vica tell you a story of the greatest vegetable of all

one of the worst things about abusive people is how they act like they’re being totally rational and realistic and you’re just over emotional and petty and making trouble where there isn’t any whenever you don’t just go along with whatever they want

John will cry buckets and buckets. It’s him that I worry about the most.                                                                                                                          T h a t  w i f e .

CAS HAS BEEN MENTIONED !!! CAS HAS BEEN TALKING TO DEAN !!! CAS TOLD DEAN HE’S WORKING WITH CROWLEY !!!!!!! NO SECRETS !!!!!!!!!!!!!!! DEAN IS PISSED AS ALL HELL THAT HIS BOYFRIEND IS WORKING WITH CROWLEY AFTER WHAT HAPPENED LAST TIME HE CARES !!!!! AGAIN FOR THE PEOPLE IN THE BACK HE C A R E S !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I was eating dinner with my mom and when she went to pay I noticed a “Hooters” frequent diner card or whatever in her wallet. I asked her WTF, and she explained that a friend of hers got a coupon for the grand opening and so a group of them went for lunch just to try it out. This is a group that consists of women from their 50s into their 80s. Apparently the food decent but the service was amazing, and the servers were “all such wonderful girls, so sweet! Said it was nice to take a break from all the gross men they had to deal with.” So they decided to come back. Now they go once a week at least, and the Hooters waitresses fight each other for who gets to serve them. Anyhow I thought it was cute. 

I am all for the idea of a bunch of aunties and grandmas invading a space typically dominated by men acting like gross creepers and just taking the fuck over and being nice to the ladies on staff.

Because who the fuck is gonna argue with an army of polite older ladies?

Nobody, that’s who.