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I Got Stuff From Everywhere!

@multishipper-of-the-damned-blog

This is basically just me being a complete and utter geek. 🤓
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I feel like Dum-E, U, and Butterfingers should also be featured on the bachelor as Tony’s sons. Like cut to the contestants meeting his bot kids along w/ peter and some of them (Quill, Thor, Loki, maybe even T’challa) are like “nice to meet u” and others (Steve, Bucky, Strange) are like “what the fuck?”. And then there’s Rhodey who’s known them forever and drinks one of the smoothies that Dum-E brings him and is SO getting a rose this week because tony knows how nasty they are.

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Tony: Son, go lie down, you’re sick.
Peter: If I was sick, could I do this?
Peter:
Stephen: Do what?
Peter: Cartwheels. Am I not doing them?
Tony, leading him to bed: No sweetheart.
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Peter, visibly nervous: So you remember that time you were really mad at me?
Tony, looking up from his book: You mean right now?
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Just imagine

Tony comes back to Earth and encounters Steve. He notices that Tony looks devastated and depressed and he thinks it is because Thanos won. And when Steve tries to cheer him up by saying that at least the Spider boy thinks he is a hero, Tony looks at him and say: “I watched him die in my arms… and I couldn’t do anything to save him”

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peter, while finishing some homework: uh- dad?
strange & tony, turning around at the same time: what is it, peter?
peter: uh, nevermind.
later
cloak: *tilts a little bit to the side, as if saying, told you so*
peter: you were right, man.
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Steve: *appears*
Tony: New perfume Steve? Love it. Is that the smell of Disappointment & Betrayal ™ ?
Peter: Nah mr Stark, it’s just Old People Smell™

Stephen: Or as I like to call it, “ Odour of the poor” ™

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Tony: I got a call from Peter’s school saying that he was immature.
Steve: I mean, they’ve got a point. Remember when he got excited because he could drink two capri suns at once?
Peter, walking in with three capri suns: Dads, you’re not gonna believe this!
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clark: meet my family! my cousin supergirl, my son superboy, &–

kon, just kicking down the fucking door: & me, his gay clone son thing, SUPERDUDE

clark: KON WE’VE TALKED ABOUT THIS