genius

i can’t believe i had to see this with my eyes

Hetero relationships are so tragic. Imagine having to bribe your s/o into doing Basic Human Things™

Imagine a relationship where one person just doesn’t clean at all

Imagine a relationship where sex is used as a bribe rather than an act of love making and intimacy

And this dude refuses to do the dishes for TWO (2) PEOPLE?!

Dump him imo

This is so incredibly fucked up.

This is not a kink.

This is not "hey I'd like to have sex, can you help me finish [given task] so we can have sex sooner?"

This is not "wouldn't it turn you on if you ordered me to do [given task]?"

Do you want it is?

This is the man saying "I will not take on any responsibility for myself. I expect you to do all of the housework. The only way I might complete a single task that should be expect of me a a grown ass adult is if you sexually service me. I demand payment from your body because I believe I deserve it for completing a task I consider beneath me."

If your significant other is like this, dump them.

  Far too many people have short memories when it comes to the shit their side did.

White supremacists and police have never been asked to commit to nonviolence. That’s only ever been asked of victims.

Say it louder for the people with their fingers in their ears.

me: *points to space* !!!!!!

friend: ????

me: *points to space more violently* !!!!!!!!!

http://www.wsj.com/articles/BL-LB-51793 This is honest to god one of the funniest things I think I have ever seen. The idea of giving a baby a theme party based on a local personal injury attorney is something i am so jealous of I dont know how to properly put it into words. Also the fact that the lawyer didn’t come to the party somehow makes it even funnier.

this is the kind of content i came here for

he didnt come to the party because he sees the baby as a future opponent

u know whats wild. everyone on here like 20 and when i first joined everyone was like 14 15. u ask anybody n they been here for years. nobody new on here. staff locked the doors n were all Stuck Inside

First whiff of that Loudpack

Leaving a cup of water on the sidewalk. (via sincappop)

This is simply the best thing I have ever seen.

Actually Potatoes were originally grown in Peru

As a kid who lives in Peru I can confirm that potatoes are from here and that we have over 1200 varieties of potatoes

only corn

Natives had corn before us. U gonna be a white supremacist u gonna eat white food. Sheep guts and boiled bread my dudes

Haggis is from Scotland. If we’re being fair with no immigrant food whatsoever, they can’t eat that either.

We’re getting down to “if you hate immigrants you can’t eat” and I’m 100% okay with that

Even the white immigrants are stanning this post. Keep the solidarity going.

lmao…potatoes came to europe in the 16th century

what bothers me here is that the artist here obviously wanted to make the finished drawing less sexual and yet sonic still has his pants around his ankles

sims entering a room where there is music playing

white on white crime

This the one.

Keep reading

this 👆🏾

Do these straight people just like

Not actually comprehend anything happening right in front of them

heteronormativity is a hell of a drug

May I add:

Once on Facebook I mentioned getting married at a big mad max themed campout. One of the guys that regularly attends told me to take my wife to visit his camp for a drink. I told him my husband, actually.

And he then said “wow, I’m sorry, I’ve never met a girl named dave before! Now I’ve seen everything.”

This dude thought I was a girl name David before he thought I was a gay man. Straight people are wild.

what it feels like to go to the bathroom right when you wake up