5 years too late mavrus comes up with mav’s lads an actually kinda fun name for him and his crew

THE BEAR (2022-) 2.10 | The Bear

I know the I’m sorry sign is essentially a frustrating stop gap that stands between carmy syd and an honest and expressive conversation and allows them to constantly dodge their actual feelings but fck if it’s not the most romantic shit I’ve ever seen. like what is that. how do they do that

Obsessed with Ayo’s signature pose

what kind of asshole is gonna put ketchup on a hot dog? a child, richie.

CARMY BERZATTO and RICHIE JERIMOVICH in THE BEAR (2022 — PRESENT)

mavrus 🤝 lapin

magic jerks with a healthy does of homoeroticism played by zac oyama in a d&d campaign

i know i'm not the first to say it, but i think it's so funny that of all the possible ships in fantasy high, Fabian/Aelwyn is the one nobody ships. They kiss in freshman year. Fabian canonically has a crush on Aelwyn for like a year after that. The goddamn epilogue of the second season includes the two of them deciding to have a "toxic, but in a fun sexual way" relationship together.

And yet. I don't think I've seen a single person who actually ships it, or even anyone who accepts it at all. We've all collectively decided to ignore it and pretend it never happened. Those two never got together. It just didn't happen. And I think that's great

15 minutes into Mavrus Chronicles and it’s a Hangover. They’re doing a Hangover, everybody! We got a Hangover over here

bloofy lady my beloved 🤍

it's important to be able to start a petty dispute with the people you love at any moment. my wife is from an italian family and all I have to say is "there are too many pasta shapes" and we're off to the races baby

2006

sorry, i just couldn't help but notice that you're calm and logical and reserved and associated with the color blue? well i'm hotheaded and impulsive and passionate and associated with the color red if you want to beat the shit out of each other or make out or something

so i've been on this site for a hot minute and i've always operated on the idea that if you're here long enough you'll end up with at least one popular text post but uh, maybe that's not true? so, i wanna know

my main advice for writing an enemies to lovers relationship is to resist the urge to make the characters' loathing and attraction mutually exclusive opposing forces. it's okay if they're getting weirdly into it and having Thoughts whilst also sincerely wanting to kill each other with hammers.

sometimes the best place for an "oh" moment of realization is while reeling from a punch and tasting blood in your mouth. it's kind of like a fucked up first kiss.

I hate when people describe not IMMEDIATELY responding as “ghosting.” Like “they totally ghosted me, and then when they finally texted back three hours later…” stop right there. That is not ghosting. I will teach you the meaning of ghosting

Can you tell me

please

hello?

I’m strangely confident in my ability to locate a cow in 2 hours or less. I’ve never tried but I could.