el chocolatine de los ojos tristes
Oh Jeffrey? Jeff the killer? Oh yeah he's not a teenager anymore. He's 28. Yeah he's still into the killing part just not as much. He says it lost its spark. Yeah he still says go to sleep but he'd honestly rather go sleep himself. He's pretty chill. Past the killings. He's a beloved member of the community. Yeah he's on estrogen
Underrated in the “tweets with nearly daily usefulness” pantheon IMO
i don’t WANT to own and drive a vehicle‼️‼️‼️ *throws things across the room with my telekinesis*
let’s hear it for sodomy
I put a smell on you
cats when they headbutt you
hey i hope this isn't a bad time but one billion points lava damage
almost peed my pants today when my bf told me about this dude in his hometown who dressed up like ryan gosling in Drive every day (including driving gloves) but did not own a car. bf was like “yeah we called him Walk”
really crazy how much i’ve imagined this fic. like it’s soooooo imagined you wouldn’t even believe. not writing it though
i saw some children playing outside yesterday and ended up crying because ........ i once used to be that age
they could never waterboard me because id drink all the water so fast and then itll be all gone. And then they just let me go home