had a dream where my mom tried to give our Venus fly trap a spoonful of milk and it immediately started hacking and coughing like an adult human man

reminder that you aren't eating a grilled cheese with tomato soup rn

why are you talking about a soup and sandwich combo like it's molly

she think my tractor scary

via

Text post = you are a philosopher

Image post = you love to laugh

Quote = you are a philosopher!

Link post = you have a different attitude

Chat post = you have imagination

Audio post = you are the “music friend”

Video post = you are the video friend

funniest screenshot from the entirety of the Alex Jones trials so far imo

Stephen king is supposed to be a good writer and he can’t even spell “semetary” right

steven king is so stupid that he named a clown ‘it’

We should rig his house with explosives

1968 Kozmic Kiddles GREENIE MEANIE Martian Alien Spaceship Toy By Mattel

Go Mouse!!! Fuck that thang!

I think the world needs less social networks

and, more mycelium networks!!!

"LIKE" if u agree

"REBLAG" to fuck me nasty

extracting zip files on christmas morning

whenever people look down on me for not being a fully "functional" human being by society's standards i try to remind myself that if they were in my shoes they would have shot themselves in the head by now

Detail from Walter Potter’s First Tableau ’ The Death and Burial of Cock Robin’ English, circa 1861,

Donald Jurney - The Potting Shed, 2020

We should all text RESIST to a phone number