sometimes i get a little stressed out because i’m living in a part of history that’ll one day be talked about and discussed and papers written and what am i doing? what have i done? laundry, barely

Written in 2016.

sometimes i stop and think about what an incredibly dumb villain thanos was. idk how you were supposed to take him seriously when his goal was that dumb

made it all the more galling to see people saying thanos “had a point”

In the comics, his goal was to fuck a skeleton.

see? considerably less dumb

It was also particularly insulting to have the movie validate Thanos so much. Having that stupid line about how after the snap, whale populations were recovering or whatever garbage was such a Eco Fascist moment, I couldnt even believe it.

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Promising Young Woman (2020)

i adore that she just stopped to look at THEM and they got scared off 😩😩

her power

INDUSTRY BABY

LIL NAS X

I'm right and I know it

Bo Burnham performing at the Largo on July 16, 2021

HES ON STAGE AGAIN??? IM SO GLAD OMG

If you call pedophilia a kink please unfollow me and never talk to me again

Isn’t it disgusting that 23 people just unfollowed me

Unfollow me too

this goes double if you call paedophilia a disability. unfollow me twice

and if you call pedophilia an “orientation” or in any way compare it to being LGBP+ you can unfollow, delete your blog, and set yourself on fire. 

I just lost 50 followers.. bye

clearing out the trash

GO ON AND S M A S H THAT UNFOLLOW BUTTON

BUHBYE U McNASTIES

I’ve seen this circulating forever and genuinely thought “no way do I have any of them following me” until this week when it turned out I had all these fuckin “MAP” (pedophile) followers sad to find out I’m an “anti” (normal person) Please leave and also please get guinea worm.

I’m disappointed Tumblr deactivated because of titties but not because of disgusting child lovers

If you call pedophilia a kink please unfollow me and never talk to me again

Isn’t it disgusting that 23 people just unfollowed me

Unfollow me too

having ocs is so fun tho. It’s like playing with barbie dolls except we’re hallucinating it all vividly in our heads and everybody is emotionally scarred

after carefully reading the notes I can safely say that most of us are just continuing the childhood tradition of treating our dolls in ways that could easily be considered violations of the Geneva Conventions

sometimes when playing w barbies i would get so mad the one playing villain that i would slightly bite their face (not hard bc i didnt wanna mark it or anything)

its funny bc I WAS THE ONE MAKING HER DO THE EVIL STUFF

having ocs is so fun tho. It’s like playing with barbie dolls except we’re hallucinating it all vividly in our heads and everybody is emotionally scarred

after carefully reading the notes I can safely say that most of us are just continuing the childhood tradition of treating our dolls in ways that could easily be considered violations of the Geneva Conventions

Why play Russian Roulette when you can just put Bo Burnham on shuffle?

when i think of positive masculinity i think of…

nobody:

john mulaney: nightmeer

john mulaney and nick kroll did my econ homework and i think i finally get it.