fit as a fiddle (and ready for love)
“me when i lie” is the funniest way to call someone a liar the internet has cooked up thus far
ME LISTENING TO MUSIC AND IMAGINING MY SILLY LITTLE GUYS IN THE SADDEST SITUATIONS POSSIBLE
my mom was born on 4/20 in pottstown and smoked weed until the day she died. tumblr pls let me blaze this post in her honor.
happy early birthday to op's dead sponsored weed mom who is finally blazing one more time
redrew Wally darling as kermy.
WHAT THIS NEEDS MORE LIKES RIGHT NOW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I AM SCREAMING
unbelievable that its 4/20 and absolutely nobody has put the objectively best rage comic on my dash yet. i have to do everything around here
runner up
this is how the movie went right
Kronk: By whom, though? I might be your classic "hunk" body type, but I'm not exactly a top. I have a couple exes I could call that might be his type. Do you want someone who would take him out for dinner first, or just...
Yzma: ... I WANT you to KILL him!
Fan art I drew of miku binder jefferson dying in a glue trap
@eechytooru I'M SO SORRY FOR @ING YOU BUT I COULDN'T GET THIS IDEA OUT OF MY HEAD 😭 I just imagine him getting hungry hanging out with Barnaby or someone and he just casually pulls an apple or something out of his hair (also yes you're my favorite artist rn, it gives me serotonin and I want to it)
I MEEEAAAANNNNN..................
picnic happenings!
I like to think that Wally probably got the bapping thing from Barnaby just- putting his whole paw over Wally’s face on occasion (sometimes just cause he can) but now Wally has also taken up this mannerism and does it as a sign of ‘oh hey! you’re there, I see your face!’ as well as whenever he has the opportunity to do so (not often because of how tall Barnaby is but he finds his ways))
My dentist never gives me feetie warmers.
You’re probably not likely to claw the dentist’s face off.
You don’t know that
This is the thing we’re choosing to fixate on?
obviously a joke i mean look at my profile
inspired by @tockrangle ‘s post ADHD domino affect frfr
YOU MOTHER FUCKER
“Some guy a few houses down barricaded himself in his house with an assault rifle. Fortunately, they got him (or he gave himself up) without any shots fired or anyone getting hurt.” - SgtScheisskopf




















