nobody has ever gazed more adoringly at half melted chocolate ice cream than him 💗
please do not ask me what my plans for the future are, im quite literally still not convinced that i am even a real person
i have one wish for this summer break and that is for danny to not fuckin cut his hair before the next race please
genuinely sobbing. this weekend is so so hard for him every year and he wears his heart on his sleeve and he gives and he gives and he deserves this. so much.
“I was so disappointed to make the mistake yesterday but I went back to my room … it’s good because I obviously feel something in the car and that desire is there, that aggressive approach is there … I’d rather that than cruise around a second slower.”
its "think of the children" and "let kids be kids" but they won't even let a 9 year old pretend to be a cat without causing a moral panic. they won't let little girls wear anything that might show their fucking shoulders in school and teach them that their bodies are inherently sexual and they should be ashamed of it. they won't even let a five year old boy cry without making fun of him for it. nor will they condemn it if an adult woman pursues a teenage boy, so long as it's straight. "protect children" my ass.
i would be so powerful if i wasn't distracted by every little thing btw
i don’t think people realize how much of modern life we owe to ball bearings everyone say thank you ball bearings
literally what can’t she do
this came across kinda jokey but like genuinely so much of the things we can do today are thanks to ball bearings and i hope whoever invented them got mad pussy and excellent head for the rest of their life
EVERYONE SAY THANK YOU TO PHILIP VAUGHAN AND THE WELSH
if you arent someone the church wanted dead 300 years ago are you really living
i would be the best unreliable narrator i dont know shit that goes on around me




