I am absolutely not joking at all when I say that The Sixth Sense should be required as teaching material when you’re trying to get kids to learn about why color matters.

No, the red DOESN’T mean love or violence or passion, however the creators set it up so that in this particular work red means OH NO A SCARY GHOST IS HERE.

When I was in college (as a lit major) I ended up sitting down and talking to a returning student who was having trouble in one of our classes. He liked books, and he had GI bill money so he decided to be a lit major.

He was VERY confused about the “The Curtains Are Blue And It Means Something” approach to symbolism and I remember that he very seriously got out a notebook and a pen, sat down, and asked me “Okay so what to stars mean as a symbol?” 

And I was at a loss because of course I was! Stars-as-a-symbol can mean a thousand things and are heavily dependent on context. Are you reading a book about sea travel? Stars mean a map. Are you reading Maus? Stars represent faith and community and the way that the Nazis dehumanized Jewish people. Are you reading something by a romantic author who has a thing for the classics? Stars probably have something to do with heroism and destiny. Are you reading science fiction? Stars are probably just stars but if you’re reading Whipping Star by Frank Herbert they are literally people and our entire conception of stars is reexamined.

So one one the things that I think a lot of people are missing in their high school English classes is that whether the curtains are blue matters or not depends on the work.

The fact that Hamlet is wearing black is an important part of the story and the antagonist commenting on it it is almost the first thing that happens in the play.

What color dress is Lizzy wearing at the first dance in Pride & Prejudice? It doesn’t matter, the curtains are just blue.

And that’s one of those things that it takes a lot of time and a lot of exposure to different kinds of stories to learn and when you’re in high school you just don’t have that experience and your teachers are just now telling you for the first time “sometimes it matters why the curtains are blue” and I know you’re going “okay, sounds fake” but the goal is to get you to look at blue curtains and ask if they do matter, which is why they hand you books with big obvious examples of the kind of shit they’re talking about. You read A Tale of Two Cities because it’s full of binaries and line motifs and it’s the perfect thing to teach a fifteen year old how to look for a motif because there are a shitload of them. You read  The Scarlet Letter to look for color symbolism and to ferret out biblical allusions.

“The curtains are just blue” is just “yet another day has gone by and I haven’t needed algebra.” Most people aren’t going to need algebra in their day-to-day lives but it’s handy to know how to do a bit when you need it and it’s good to learn that the concept exists.

If you’re reading books just because they’re fun and you like them then that is cool and I’m glad you’re having a good time and you absolutely do not have to give a fuck about symbolism.

But I am going to laugh my ass off at you if you’re one of those folks who is like “the curtains are just blue it doesn’t matter” and then whines about why scifi and comics and cartoons and video games are all political these days. They were always political, you just couldn’t tell because the curtains were red.

(also because you were socialized to see certain things as apolitical and value neutral but if you’re going “WHY DO THEY PUT SERIOUS MORALS AND SHIT IN A KID’S SHOW, STEPHEN UNIVERSE IS FOR TEN YEAR OLDS IT’S NOT THAT DEEP, LOONEY TUNES WASN’T LIKE THIS” I’m afraid I’m going to have to refer you to all the actual war propaganda made by Disney and Warner Brothers.)

I feel like I’ve said this before, but if you’re going to buy a plant to keep in your home, you should research how to care for it, ideally before you buy it. make sure that you have space for it. make sure you can meet its lighting conditions. make sure you’re house is not to cold for it! or too dry!

some plants are truly so easy to keep alive if you simply know what they require. but even a spiderplant that can survive anything will look sad and stringy if you put it in a southern window over a radiator.

sometimes plants will wilt or die and that’s ok. there will always be unforeseen factors, like pests or cold spells. that’s fine! its not the same as having a pet goldfish die bc you kept it in a bowl, they’re still “just” plants. but at best its still a waste of money and time!

so all im saying is: know what you are buying and why you are buying it. make sure you can take care of it.

Anonymous asked:

any tips on how to do spells with limited resources? i’m still in the broom closet after just over a year of practicing and i haven’t really been able to do any spells due to my limited supplies :/

I think often doing witchcraft in the broom closet isn't very wise. But if you've already been doing it a year, you're probably going to keep doing it and dig for info somewhere else. Might as well help you make the secrets worth your time.

Tips for Doing Spells with Low Resources

  • Be Resourceful My number one tip for this. Because you're at a "disadvantage" compared to some witches, you have to be extra clever. Think outside the box. Some of the following tips will provide examples.
  • Focus on intent, methods, symbolism and substitution If you intent is clear and you learn about substituting things properly that will go a long way. There are also a lot of methods that are more symbolic than anything else, and if you work on making your intent clear and collecting energy few ingredients can go a long way. Also all these things will help you write your own spells at some point which can be really useful.
  • Details! Additionally focus on other details. If you don't have a lot of supplies you have to once again be resourceful and work with what you have. Gather everything you can for power, even the little things. Things like the color of the ink you use or the day/hour can help.
  • Supplies you can make There is a lot of supplies that is normal for a witch to make, moon water, black salt, and various other things. Also make witches make their own tools, especially for divination like tarot or a pendulum. Consider what you can make from scratch.
  • Sigils. Sigils. Sigils. All you need is some paper and a pencil. You can apply them to anything you want, and they can be more than just a spell ingredients if you get more complex with it and charge them.
  • Get versatile tools/ingredients Think about what types of spells you usually consider doing. What category do they fall into? What ingredients could you get for that? Focus on the stuff you can use for many different things, or the stuff that appeals to your specific practice since your options and opportunities are limited.
  • Check your cabinet/grocery store I got all the herbs & spices I use for my practice right now at the grocery store. Salt, pink salt, black pepper, red pepper, cayenne, sage, rosemary, basil, thyme, cinnamon, nutmeg, allspice, there are all things you can use in witchcraft.
  • Recycle You know how jelly often comes in a jar? Yeah? So does a ton of stuff. Rinse with cold water to keep the smell from setting in, then hot water with soap to clean, then scrub at any labels alternating with dish soap/vegetable oil to remove the sticker residue. Perfect, clean, unmarked jar for herb storage and spell jars.
  • Forage You gotta be careful with going onto private property and poisonous/endangered species with this one but if you have a yard I want you to go out and look in it. There's probably some flowers around. See those? You can probably find correspondences for them, or study it, experiment and make your own.
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