Shut up. That’s hilarious. I hope each and every cop involved has to personally give him $5000
person who is chronically outside
Aragorn
I couldn't find a picture of all of them together, so two different pictures (from different episodes too).
I just feel like Zenigata would actually say that in part II
why is he scarier with a hand saw than his usual weapons. you just know hes about to do some looney tunes shit
Nothing fills me with rage quite like seeing "no overnight visitors" on an apartment advertisement, like, who the fuck do these random landlords think they are, to deny someone the ability to host a friend or a sibling for the night, to even feel comfortable dictating the terms of a paying tenant's sex life, like seriously fuck off all the way to hell
hex your shitty landlord and watch their life crumble into pieces
There's a very effective hex called a "tenant's union" and you can learn the sinister rituals through covens dedicated to the craft. <|:)
If you live in Oregon you’ll want to get in touch with these folks.
“Formed in 1996, the Community Alliance of Tenants (CAT) is Oregon’s only statewide, grassroots, tenant-controlled, tenant-rights organization. CAT educates, organizes and develops the leadership of low-income tenants.“
https://www.oregoncat.org/who-we-are-2
If you live in the US, the Autonomous Tenants Union Network might have a union near you - and if they don't, they can help you start one
The New York Times article about Brazil's Landless Workers Movement (MST) barely mentions one of the most important factors for their success: they are explicitly operating within the framework of Brazil's constitution. The reason that courts have recognized so many of their land occupations is that the Brazilian constitution says that "property shall observe its social function," and that this social function includes the "adequate use of available natural resources and preservation of the environment." Wealthy landowners purchasing farmland that they never use does not meet this requirement.
The MST is not a bunch of crazed armed rebels running around the countryside threatening small family farmers, it's a movement of millions of poor people who are successfully pushing back on one of the deepest problems plaguing Latin America: a landed aristocracy which is both destructive to democracy and economically inefficient.
The proliferation of legal settlements has turned the movement into a major food producer, selling hundreds of thousands of tons of milk, beans, coffee and other commodities each year, much of it organic after the movement pushed members to ditch pesticides and fertilizers years ago. The movement is now Latin America’s largest supplier of organic rice, according to a large rice producers’ union... Daniel Alves, 54, used to work in someone else’s fields before he began squatting on this land in 2010. Now he grows 27 different crops on 20 acres, showing off bananas, peppercorns, bright pink dragon fruit and the Amazonian fruit cupuaçu — all organic. He sells the produce at local fairs. He said he remained poor — his shack was lined with tarps — but was happy. “This movement takes people out of misery,” he said.
Just remembered that Dax canonically had sex with McCoy and said he had crazy fingering game
Get your mind out of the gutter! Maybe McCoy just has a super nice handshake?
(Is what we said to Standards & Practices)
what did you say to s&p about "take that rod and eat it" 🤔
here's the thing about "aggressive" spiders
if a spider is running right at you, it's not trying to pick a fight with an animal thousands of times its size. you're so big that it didn't recognize you as an animal at all. it thought you were part of the landscape and it's trying to either take shelter or get to higher ground. if you don't want it crawling on you just kinda stomp on the floor so it can realize you're not stable ground and fuck off
like imagine if you went to climb a tree or perhaps a mountain and then it stomped
So the wolf in the Shrek movies seems to identify as a man, and just happens to wear a pink dress as his outfit of choice. Meanwhile Doris the Ugly Stepsister is definitely a woman while having some masculine features. Then there’s Pinocchio who is unambiguously male (he celebrates becoming a “real boy”) but secretly wears womens’ underwear. And I know this was mainly done for cheap transphobic comedy but like. They’re all basically decent people who are on the heroes’ side and get to live happily ever after, so there’s not reason not to read it completely straight. The only person who shames the wolf for cross-dressing is Fairy Godmother, and she’s a villain so we’re meant to dislike her. Shrek’s extended friend group just contains a lot of genderqueer weirdos who are living their best life and I think that’s great.
Actually, Doris IS trans or at least a Drag queen. It appeared in the extra material from one of the DVDS
According to what I saw in a Facebook post, it says that it’s on the extra material from Shrek 2 and she made the transition thanks to the Fairy Godmother
Why does this go hard actually
this hit me at just the right junction of the bored and tired part of my day I’ve listened to it on repeat like 60 times. also it’s just a banger
This is routine stuff for us librarians, too. This is a good one- I like these kinds of requests.
