hello sisters of the loam

One car to rule them all

“yes, officer. it was a blue…. car” “what make?” “…. yes”

This car wears trophies of its victims

this isn’t even upbadging this is just shitposting but on a car

mean as fuck why is he doing that

I can't stand it.

someone has to do something

I. Could never flirt with someone. I see a beautiful woman and my brain resets so hard I feel the urge to kill mtself .

choose your character

Tumblr, I propose a battle of wits!

I have put Iocaine powder in one of these two goblets. You choose, then we both drink.

This is genuinely the funniest thing that could’ve happened considering how the actual scene plays out holy shit

studied up

So the CBS evening news did a story on pokemon go, and unleashed these monstrosities upon the world.

Pekachoo, Bubasur, Carmanda

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Free bumper sticker design for any Floridians who want it

This was intended to be a 30 note shitpost for my Florida mutuals but I forgot that actually everyone loathes Ron DeSantis. Genuinely heartwarming 🥹

this is the funniest thing I’ve read in my LIFE

HIM????

it's real btw

Op here, we're going strong!! Here's a picture of our Goob shrine

This meme is inescapable on French insta so I'm posting it here for all to enjoy

Always reblog flash debate

on it boss

reminder that the presenter says "oh, shut up" not "can it"

Native French speaker here. "Ta gueule" is actually more like "shut the fuck up" in terms of level of disrespect

also worth noting is that the "are you happy" is the correct gender

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the spirit is unwilling and the flesh it feels not so good also

"propagation piracy is wrong–" I would download a plant. some of my best plants are downloaded.

enough of my plants are downloaded that every now and then I'll be watering my plants and go "………where did this one come from?" because I cannot for the life of me remember if it was a cutting I got from a friend or a it was stray leaf from a store or if I paid actual money for an entire plant. I had a mint plant (that tragically perished) that I still don't know the origin of. Most likely it was a pocket sprig but it also could have been a restaurant garnish. That's how I got two separate Thai basil plants. noodle restaurants just give that stuff away for freesies

@teazzle when they give you something whole like this:

You can literally just take this guy home, sit it in a cup of water, and let it root. I usually trim off the end when I get home to give it a fresh drinkin' end, and make sure no leaves are submerged. Basil wants to root so so so bad; you'll see roots within a week or two, and once they're a couple inches long, you can plant them– just be gentle, those roots are fragile :)

I've only done this with Thai basil, but it would be the exact same for any other type of basil or mint as long as you have some stem.

I call this the create a new problem technique

If tumblr goes down goodbye forever y'all are not seeing my ass again

Yes I am

adventure time slang is weird cuz like. when you first watch the show and hear the slang you're like "oh this is cringy slang but its not like awful" but it gets to a point where the voice actors deliver the slang so naturally you don't even notice it and its just. part of the world's vernacular. I can't think of any other show that's done in-universe slang like this

Finn: oh man the frappin dude just ginked up and went flipoo over the junkin fence

Me, 3 seasons into this show: wow he really did huh

It's true but it's also funnier knowing the storyboarders were usually just making Finn say fuck

this is math

i have spent years rewatching all 10 seasons and recording every expletive i hear in adventure time:

THIS WAS AN ACTUAL POST BY THE POKEMON COMPANY. 

don’t click off after it hurts you, please

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