Sizes With Terms that make more sense than the shit GTSWorld is doing.
501-∞ft: Cosmic Deity
200-500ft: Entity Of Mass Destruction
150+ft: God/Goddess
100+ft: Kaiju
30-99ft: "Giant(ess)"
10-29ft: Mini Giant(ess)
7+ft: Amazonian/Elven
5.5-6ft: Bean or Norm
4-5.4ft: Shortstack
3ft: Dwarf
1-2ft: Halfling
8-11 inches: Inchling
5-7inches: Fairy
3-4inches: Doll/smol/tiny
1-2in: Liliputian/tiny
0.1-1inches: Bug/lint
0.01-0.1in: Micro
0.01-0.1in: Nano
Imagine 1 kobold
now imagine 3 kobold
now imagine 750 kobold
1,000,000 kobolds :3
They are multiplying
some can breathe fire
some can breathe ice
some can breathe lightning
Some can throw up
if a man told me he was jacking off to me, ewww, wtf? but if a woman told me they were jacking off to me, hot, keep going, share if you agree!
Like to Jack Off to Women. Reblog to be a Woman who is Jacking Off
heads up to the reddit trans girls who recently moved over! we dont voice train here. we love the fag voice. dont worry if you havent shaved the tumblr tgirls go crazy using to like a scratching post. let yourself live a little here
ALSO WE LOVE FAT TRANS GIRLS HERE
i am thouroughly convinced I could give SO many people a size kink
IM GONNA MAKE AN ARMY OF TGIRLS WHO WANT TO BE TINY OR USE OTHER TINY TGIRLS
... do you think I could make an army of tgirls who all want to pass me around as a communal pet as I beg for more and um and uh and I'm really small and i'm
asking for. a friend.
lmao. "hey it's been 10 years we should maybe get rid of the nazi armbands and some of the sexulizaion of like. the young characters. a little bit." gamers: "NONONONNONONO CENSORSHIP!!!!!" like fucking clockwork.
apparently they removed an announcer that was a kickstarter goal and removed shit from an artbook ppl already paid for which is sucky, but of course most of the complaints are because they got rid of some of the panty shots for the 16 year old char and also made her panties black instead of white. lmao.
For some added context that announcer that got removed was recorded by Mike Z former head of the studio and sex pest who got ousted from his own studio for being such a jackass no one wanted to work with him anymore.
Oh yeah I should also say for any of my followers who DON'T know anything about this game it's not like they took out the horny parts this is still maybe the horniest game I have ever played in my life it just made some editorial decisions to not be as horny as the rest of the game is in regards to a 16 year old high school girl.
Hemck yeah :3
i’m going to start saying “sorry i was stimming” in an indiana jones voice forever now
“We were hooking up all through raiders but they never showed it”
I want a pangolin Pokémon :(
i cant wait till she tries to figure out why pineco is a bug type
This has got to be the funniest discourse I’ve seen on this hellsite
God, you ever hear a trans womans voice and just 😍😍😍😍😍😍
i think the reason so many people online are like "yeah i respect sex workers but i think anyone who's pays for sex is a cum brained freak" is that so many people seem to unintentionally view desiring sexual intimacy as like incel behavior. like i promise you the problem with incels isn't that they want to have sex with beautiful women the problem is they view women as non-human hope this helps.
i'm a fag who likes it when men sniff each other's armpits, not saying theirs's nothing worth criticizing the porn industry for, but like i don't know what to tell you
why are you talking about this like this isn't my post. "chose to respond to the personal tags" like it's my post i can talk about pits i want to.
do you want me to kill myself or???
Instagram; hunterraiehorror
Hit me up :3
Theres a novel by Poul Anderson called The High Crusade, which has an alien spacecraft land in rural England in 1345 during the Hundred Year’s War. The local baron has been raising an army to help King Edward against the French, and immediately assumes this must be some kind of enemy trick.
In a way, he’s correct: the aliens are scouts for a brutal and repressive interstellar empire, which has dominated numerous planets through their devastating technology.
Unfortunately, this reliance on advanced weapons means they’ve completely forgotten all forms of melee combat and Sir Roger of Tourneville leads his militia to defeat the aliens easily.
They spare a single enemy, forcing him to fly the ship at spearpoint. They intend to raid behind enemy lines, capture the king of France to end the war, and then go onward to reclaim the Holy Land using the same tactic.
In an attempt to outwit the knights, the alien pilot actually travels to the nearest Imperial planet, where he expects the occupying military forces to save him.
I won’t spoil the details, but the knights accept this as a challenge and declare the launch of the “high crusade”.
That last picture is so stupidly badass I might tattoo that next to my dick cause it ain’t getting any better after that
big love to all the lovely girldicks out there. small ones, big ones, cut ones, uncut ones, hard ones, soft ones, ones that cum, ones that don't, ones that dribble adorably, caged ones, free ones, hairless ones, hairy ones, all of em. let's hear it for lady cock of all kinds 💕💕
Hemck yeah!! You rock, ladies!!~ ^W^ 💜💜💜
is that a ds in your pocket or is your penis have 2 screens & play video games
Both!! :3
Once my friend Henry was accused of wearing wireless headphones by a substitute so she said for him to hand them over so he took them off and handed them to her. Then later on she asked him a question and he didn’t respond so she said it louder and he still didn’t respond. She asked why he was not responding and he said “I can’t understand you ma'am, you took my hearing aids.”
HOLY SHIT
one time we had a sub that was handing back papers and called my name. I asked if someone could grab it for me and she started mocking me for not even standing up. taunting me asking why I was not walking up to the front to get the paper myself.
my classmates went dead silent and after the sub’s laughter ended someone informed her that the wheelchair parked nearby belonged to me
I had a sub in English once, on presentation day. And everyone goes up and does their thing, and then its my turn. The whole time im stuttering and mixing up my words, having to stop and re-say my sentences. The rest of the class is used to this and claps. However, by the time its over, the teacher is 100% done.
Starts saying horrible thing about how im going to have to get over my ‘fear of public speaking’ and how she’s heard 8 year olds give better presentations (plus worse things but I don’t really member them). By then im in tears and on the brink of a panic attack, and then she starts telling me off for crying The rest of the class is horrified. Then this boy stands up. He never been my friend and we never really got along, but he’d never bullied me. He told her in a pissed off, cold voice that in freshmen year I got a concussion and that I never really recovered from it, so all that was medical related and I couldn’t help it. Then he starts telling her off and the rest of the class joins him. The teacher is mortified and tries to cover her ass, but the whole class walked out and that boy took me by the shoulders and we all walked to the principles office and told him what had happened. Lets just say she isn’t teaching anymore. Also, turns out that boy had a sister like me, who couldn’t really speak. We’ve been best friends for 8 years and i’ll be his best woman at his wedding next year. The moral is that Teachers, even subs, and adults shouldn’t scold kids before knowing the whole story, because shit like that can fuck up kids self-esteem for the rest of their life.
When I was thirteen, I had to have spinal surgery. When my doctor said I was allowed to attend school again, he said I had to use a wheelchair when on school grounds. My first day back at school, my special-ed teacher had put up a banner in her classroom that read, “There is no elevator to success. You must take the stairs.” I asked what that meant regarding my wheelchair, and she gave me detention for “disrespecting her authority”. The next week she gave us a homework assignment to design a poster that could potentially be used as a Public Service Advertisement. On the due-date, I handed this in.
My special-ed teacher was fucking OUTRAGED. She wanted me expelled for ridiculing her authority in front of the other students. The principal proclaimed my work to be “a masterpiece of satirical genius” and vetoed the special-ed teacher’s attempt to expel me.
Reblogging this post yet again, this time for the masterpiece of satirical genius. Hope the teacher got in trouble.
If you wish or ever wished, even once, to be treated like a hucow, reblog this post.
Let’s see how many of you out there.
