needless to say the vibes were in shambles
Been meaning to make this for a while now, for what I can imagine are obvious reasons
( @comicaurora )
I found a VHS tape at the junk store, labeled just “A Surprise!”. Since I’d recently set up my VCR and old 80s TV, I thought I should check it out.
Just… just watch.
Apparently the Tumblr version of this post got no love! Weird. The Twitter version had like two million likes. In case you missed my “glory days”
Anonymous asked:
When I was a kid I would kill banjo on purpose to see the sexy gruntilda cutscene. I was fascinated with it in a way I didn’t understand and so I assumed it was because I was so Evil and Dark and Cool. alas I was simply gay
THIS FUCKER'S LIFE MEANT NOTHING
genuinely obsessed with the grimace milkshake meme I hope it's got the McDonald's marketing team locked in a board room biting their nails desperately trying to figure out if this is positive press or not
how could they possibly have predicted this
I literally can't stop watching these
Anonymous asked:
all the other anons trying to be weird and or discourse shut the FUCK up right FUCKING now. you are all pussies and coward because you can't think of actual important questions to say and get hung up on trivialities instead. from the bottom of your soul, WHAT'S THE BEST TYPE OF BIRD
IT's FUCKING CORVIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIDS
another lost to the Corvid AoE
Can we please make the deep sea the next cool desirable “final frontier” pretty please. I want Elon Musk to design a horrible Tesla Brand submarine and go down to map the Mariana’s Trench for commercial development and watch it crumple like a tin can the second it reaches 200 meters
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where i come from this is called karmawhoring
Where you come from people piss in the streets
*sob* wh- where i- i come from-m thaats called b-bei ng meean >:,(
just realizes olive oil comes from olives…. much to think about
i will not have y’all humiliate me like you did when i said i thought microwaves just blew hot air on the food
Bro.
i thought the spinning helped it cock faster leave me ALONE????
stop reblogging this i can’t be known for this
dyatlovpassingprivilege
every straight dude wants to do a magical girl transformation spin and come out the other side looking like one of those peaky blinders cunts
dyatlovpassingprivilege
literally drag king behavior for straight cis men
What 😃
ALSO one time him and I went for a walk and I found a dead mole on the ground and I took it back home because I wanted to skin it. He thought it was disgusting, but when his mom came to pick him up she thought it was the coolest thing ever. I have no idea how a milf like her raised a son like that
I am absolutely fascinated by every single addition to this story
Anonymous asked:
previous anon. fat people aren't real, stop lying to yourself that it's "cute" or "fun". you have a fetish. how can you live with yourself?
NOT REAL????????? NOT REAL??? THATS THE WORDS YOURE GONNA USE???? homeboy my BOSS is fat like five of my best friends in the world are fat my grandpa is fat wtf are you talking about "not real"
My overweight ass reading anon's ask: