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@mudmouths

inactive, but feel free to tag me in stuff if we’re friends/mutuals ^-^ also i deleted my old blog because it had stuff on there from when i was a rather stupid 14 year old but im the silly fella who made the flatworm friday video

me: hm. my back hurts. im gonna look up some stretches on google :3

google: TOP TEN STRETCHES TO GET RID OF EVERY OUNCE OF FAT IN YOUR BODY. TOP TEN WAYS TO STARVE YOURSELF INTO BEING PRETTY. TOP TEN REASONS FAT PEOPLE SHOULD KILL THEMSELVES. CUT OFF YOUR CELLULITE WITH A KITCHEN KNIFE. BEING SKINNY WILL FIX YOUR AUTISM

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i think that we as people need to get more pissed at nintendo for making nintendo online a subscription service like actually they should go fuck themselves for that

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yeah what the fuck . i already paid fucking 60 bucks for splatoon can i just play it

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I LITERALLY MADE THIS POST ABOUT SPLATOON i bought it months ago but when i realized i had to pay for online for multiplayer i was like. oh. okay. hasnt touched the game since

The best part is you aren't actually paying for anything. Nintendo doesn't have actual servers, all their multiplayer games run on peer-to-peer connection. It's not even covering server costs or anything, it's an empty charge.

y'all cannot be fucking serious about believing that ao3 is being hacked by a "sudanese extremist group" be fucking for realllll i think you guys are just racist

let's break this down lets think about it for more than 5 seconds

  1. terrorist group would not be saying "LGBTQ+", "smuts" or "NSFW". let's be fucking for real. they'd be saying, like. "pornography" or "obscenities"
  2. they would not be spreading this through a telegram group. like i don't doubt that a group like this would congregate in a telegram group, but they wouldn't be making their announcements to the world in it.
  3. they would not be attacking Ao3. period. ao3 is a fucking nothing website in the grand scheme of things. there is no activism going on there. it's a fucking fringe porn site

like come the fuck on. this literally sounds like some shit an ao3 dicksucker would come up with to make themselves look more oppressed and like theyre at the forefront of the LGBT rights movement. this is literally the sinophobia website they fucking love blaming anything that happens to them on random countries they think are far right extreme. use your brain dont believe things you read on the internet whatever else

no they would not. fundamentalist christians are also not going to be saying “lgbtq+” and “smut”. you are a fool and would have fallen for msscribe.

listening to music with headphones is so awesome especially when it shoots straight into your brain and you can pick out all its little layers like sandwich ingredients

Gee, Tumblr would probably really hate it if you shared and spread this damning article … To the surprise of absolutely none of Tumblr’s LGBTQ users, it turns out the independent NYC human rights agency Commission on Human Rights (CCHR) found that Tumblr’s ham-fisted adult content ban in December 2018 disproportionately targeted LGBTQ users. The CCHR’s investigation revealed Tumbler’s moderation algorithms is demonstrably biased against queer content. As part of the settlement, Tumblr was obligated to review their prejudicial anti-gay moderation policies. Even more mortifyingly, they’ve also had to hire an expert on sexual orientation and gender identity (SOGI) issues and provide unconscious bias training to their moderators. I frankly doubt Tumblr has learned a thing from this humbling experience. Just recently the Tumblr algorithm flagged three ancient posts of mine as violating their terms. All three “offenders” were vintage homoerotic beefcake images (softcore by modern standards) roughly 50 – 65-years-old by Bruce of Los Angeles, Bob Mizer and Tom of Finland. (These are of course pioneering queer artists who routinely faced censorship and imprisonment in the fifties and sixties. Plus ca change!). They've been visible on my page - corrupting viewers -  for years at this point. I appealed all three immediately. Only the Tom of Finland one was approved. The other two are now hidden. So, they haven't learned much. Apparently, Tumblr – who loves to declare how hip, youthful, inclusive and progressive their values are - wants to restore trust with their queer users. I’d recommend we remember their hypocrisy when Pride rolls around and Tumblr splashes rainbow flags everywhere and attempts to pink wash their image.

In honour of Pride Month, this is worth a reblog! Don’t buy into Tumblr’s hypocritical “pink washing.” 

tumblr still blows for a lot of reasons don't get too full of yourselves just bc twitter's having another crisis

This.

The staff running this place are still a bunch of bigots, no matter how twee they are. And even if they aren't, they're letting a bigot algorithm call the shots on LGBT+ posts, which they're "allowed" to do on account of their hilariously vague nsfw """"policy""""

...and even though they were sued over it before, Supreme Court just made it perfectly legal to keep discriminating against LGBT+ users for-- whatever the hell reason a flesh and blood bigot + a bigot algorithm say they should.

This is an AWFUL website for full-time artists, and as much as I had hopes of this being an eventual landing pad, the treatment I and other artists have suffered at the hands of staff in the name of ~community guidelines~ is unforgivable.

Tumblr IS NOT A GOOD WEBSITE.

The staff ARE NOT YOUR FRIENDS.

Twitter dying IS NOT A GOOD THING.

BTW... PSA.... even if we arent mutuals if youre in my notes regularly theres a Very high chance i am still fond of you. yes im vaguing someones tags on the compliment the person u rbed this from post. but like. positive vaguing? THE POINT IS im weird abt following ppl but IM STILL SENDING U FOND VIBES...

i feel like alot of people don't seem to understand that when people online are like ""I want a movie where the man cries" or "I want an anime where they don't sexualize little girls" they don't actually base weather or not they want to watch a piece of media on "does this have a trope i like/don't like". they just want the media they already like to have not have that shitty trope. when somebody complains about common tropes in shonen anime and you are like "well maybe you should stop watching shonen anime" it's like no they actually do like one piece they just don't like the occasional transmisogyny that sometimes comes with it.

like yeah i guess if i wanted to watch media that is not bad, i could watch media that's really good, but alot of media that's really good doesn't have the elements that i enjoy from media that is bad, so you see the issue here?

like i suppose if i don't enjoy the homophobia in persona 5 i COULD just watch downtown abbey but i don't think it has quite the kind of gameplay and visuals that i enjoy in persona 😔

did you guys see the omocat apology tweet after ppl started talking abt her being a pedophile again

"i was in fact cringe" you said this

when you were 21yo. you were not "cringe" youre a pedophile.

you didnt even say sorry once

They were literally like 23 when they said all this shit

literally just posted these tweets lmao. yeah no they havent changed at all theyre still the same pedo they were 10 years ago. but it doesnt matter bc omori is a cute game right guys ?