go set the stage (it's a classic for all ages)
my homunculus just wasted like $60 in ink printing out all these fucking soyjack edits of me. how about 'that feel when i dont feed you for a week' you little asshole
i was in the passenger seat and my girlfriend put her arm out when she made an abrupt stop and her friend in the backseat was like “aww that was so cute that you just instinctively did that!!” and it WAS very cute but i know she used to deliver pizzas. i know i was precious pizza cargo
I wish wizards were real so bad imagine coming out of a wal mart and seeing some guy with long robes and a big hat in the parking lot surrounded by wacky particle effects screaming some shit like "By the moon and the starlight, by the shield and the sword, I summon to me, my Honda Accord!" And then just getting into his car and driving off
sad news today. Beeftongue, slug beloved, is no more. it lived just over a year, a good long time for a Florida leatherleaf, and tasted dozens of lettuces and other delicious vegetation beyond any slug’s dreams. found under a fallen stop sign in Miami, I was honored to share some time with this awesome beast.
farewell, Beef.
compilation of texts my mom has sent me when my cat is wailing outside my room and i haven’t opened the door for her yet
"this man would hurl himself in death's way to save you. You are sure of this —but why?"
(comic reupload because I accidentally deleted my previous blog -oops!) edit: some people seem interested so here's a reminder I do pr1nts of this comic 😳
below the draft of a follow-up strip idea I had (will mayhaps finish it since some were also interested!):
