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slamp in the back of my dracula

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They should make an alternate version of boba tea called kiki tea and its filled with spikes

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trilobites are so cute for real if i met him in real life i would be fangirling SO hard

aww so cutes

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trilobites are so cute for real if i met him in real life i would be fangirling SO hard

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Local house witch telling you to please learn basic housekeeping skills.

Itโ€™s not your fault if no one ever taught you but YouTube is a magical place and can teach you at your own pace.

Someone asked me what housekeeping skills Iโ€™d recommend learning.

Keep in ming that this is not me shaming you, I know you have your reasons, folks. This is just a guy who enjoys clean spaces asking that you start learning now.

Hereโ€™s what I suggest as an adult who has lived with other adults who didnโ€™t have housekeeping skills:

First and foremost, learn about all the places in your house that need to be cleaned and understand how often they should be cleaned. the American Cleaning Institute (I guess thatโ€™s a thing) has a good article about basic cleaning info. Plus this video on cleaning tips is great!

Learn how to do your dishes. HOT water is the only way to clean your dishes.

Learn how to clean your shower head, especially if you live in a place with hard water. Same goes for your sinks.

Learn how to do your laundry correctly. Even without the whole โ€œseparating whites and colorsโ€ thing, there are things you need to learn about washing your clothes. Learn what the tags mean, too.

Also, you donโ€™t have to use fabric softener and you shouldnโ€™t use it on towels or any fabric meant to absorb. (Learn about laundromats) And please learn how to clean out your dryer vent, itโ€™s a safety hazard!

Get a disinfecting cleaner for your high-touch areas, especially the gross ones like the bathroom. Just because it doesnโ€™t look dirty, doesnโ€™t mean itโ€™s clean!

Learn how to sweep, mop, and vacuum effectively.

Youโ€™ll also want to make sure to change out your homeโ€™s air filters.

TL;DR, here are some cleaning videos.

Now these resources are not the end-all-be-all, but I think if you donโ€™t know much about cleaning your space this is a good way to start.

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Anonymous asked:

You're obsessed with the rotting bloated corpse. It's like your Jungkook. Embarassing!

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i'm such a drinkpilled beveragehead