breaking news: queen elizabeth, the mom from the royal family, is a nasty little thottie. and she just died from making it clap on instagram

ITS HAPPENING EVERYBODY STAY CALM

………..just maybe

I think a lot about how our culture almost exclusively anthropomorphizes jellyfish as if the outside center of the bell is the “top of their head,” like this:

But…..if we think of an animal’s “front” as the direction it moves in, and we factor in that MANY jellyfish (not just box jellies, either) have eyes or at least simple light-sensitive eyespots all the way around the rim of the bell, then the “face” of a jellyfish would actually be this:

Conversely, if you think of an animal’s face as wherever its “mouth” points, or at least wherever food goes in, then the visual characterization of a jellyfish should be more like this:

happy that we're raising awareness but you can't make a post about this without mentioning that they collaborated for the sole reason of combining their last names like this

Big fan of all those other purple links and how “Associated prime” is untouched.

"op" isnt a bad term per se but it is a warning sign that ur post has left ur circle of mutuals. which is never good. like a canary in the coal mines

op ..... op ....... op.........

oppa gangnam style

the new halloween movie looks great

This is hilarious but I cannot stress enough never ever plug a strange USB into your computer Jesus Christ. You will get PC Chlamydia and die.

for real babes there’s tons of programs that can activate straight from a usb and you don’t even have to click on anything. there’s this really interesting one that fries your whole computer by making it overheat itself so that pieces start melting together.

be careful of strange data sticks

Professional computer guy here always stick weird flash drives into your computer it’s fun and sometimes you get to see Mikey’s meat

vampires have been drinking human blood for centuries they don’t give a fuck about guys on eight different antidepressants. they were sucking on asbestos factory workers

The absolutely hilarity of imagining some older vampires hectoring younger ones. “Back in my day, I had to drink blood with radium in it and I liked it! We glowed in the damn dark for weeks!”

Crow Places Everywhere is a crow place, if crows want to be there–clockwise from top left (minus the graveyard): the valley, CA; Seattle, WA; Oregon coast; Orange County, CA. prints

anyone have more kittens that look like old men

they are having brunch

cosmetic surgery is yassifed taxidermy for alive things

When you’re an archaeologist with a set schedule, sometimes people really get to understand who you are

When I dug in France I always got a croissant at 0520 from the same exact place in Échemines. A week in, they had one lying on the counter for me by the time I walked in. By the second week I got the exact amount I’d pay in hand when I walked in, because they’d reliably have it ready. I made sure to tell the owners that I wasn’t returning on my last day of the dig.

I may mention that every time I ordered in French. On my last day the owners gave me hugs and kindly told me to never speak in French again

They had your order ready so they wouldn’t have to hear you speak French 🤣

OH, MOTHERFUCKER

We have underestimated the comedic genius of the elderly when presented with technology

I wish all the pee came out in one go like a shotgun blast

you just dont get this on other websites

not to be a boomer but I hate this trend of recording every single emotional moment or act of charity and then putting it on the internet for clout. You can help the homeless without internet validation. You can give your grandma a meaningful gift without recording her at an emotionally charged moment. Not every aspect of your and other's personal lives must be posted on the internet.

I feel this way about people that set up a camera before helping an animal in need.

they are sharing a fat cuban cigar in bed

can NOT believe no one in the replies has added this. i have to do all the work around here

great work in the tags everyone

cmon child safety lid you know it's me

social media has really warped our perception of creativity and hobbies. Stop doing things to post them. Just write. Just journal. Just sketch. Just read. Just annotate. Just sing. Just crochet. Just do the thing you’re going to do with the assumption no one will ever see or know you did it. Stop performing. Just enjoy it.

it annoys me when sapphic women see an attractive woman and are like “i’m no better than a man 😳😔” like BABE you are allowed to see an attractive woman and want to fuck her!!! free yourself from the cottagecore PG13 narrative of sapphic attraction, look at her with lust in your heart!!!

not to sound like a medieval peasant or a catholic but i resent anti-carb propaganda so much like bread will never be evil it is holy it is divine it is one of life’s most simple yet decadent pleasures. love is stored in the bread