“Queens in history books are not to be confused with fairytale queens. The diamonds sparkling on their crowns blind us to the reality of the political stresses their marriages sanction.”
— The Wicked Queen: The Origins of the Myth of Marie Antoinette, Chantal Thomas (via vivelareine)
literally there is nothing on earth more fun than characters with powers that respond to their emotions like that is truly the best shit in the world
when someone gets so mad they start glowing and shit around them starts breaking? poetic fucking cinema baby
Every Adult In “Harry Potter” Let Us Down At Some Point And That’s Important a 900 page dissertation by me
And that includes Joanne Kathleen Rowling a tear stained afterword by me
Hagrid Is The Exception a rebuttal by me
The Time Hagrid Told Voldemort How to Take Out Something Protecting an Object that Grants Immortality When He Was Drunk and Other Well-Meaning Fuck Ups a lengthy chapter
You’re Absolutely Right a retraction
That Time Molly Yelled At The Twins And Ron For Saving Harry From Abuse And Starvation, Thus Likely Communicating To The Abused Kid In Her Presence That His Welfare Was Less Important Than Not Borrowing The Car, That Time Molly Was Utterly Condescending About How Harry Is A Child And Doesn’t Deserve To Know Anything In A Way That Probably Heightened His Determination To Prove Otherwise, That Time Molly Said The Twins Put Together Aren’t As Good As Any Of Their Brothers Over OWL Results That They Worked Hard On And Were Proud Of, That Time Molly Forcibly Cut Her Adult Son’s Hair Right Before His Wedding, That Time Molly Spent A Year Being Mean And Rejectful Toward Her Son’s Fiancee, That Time Molly Sent Hermione A Deliberate “Fuck You” Present For Easter Because She Believed A False Story Written In Witch Weekly Without Making Any Attempt To Ask The People Actually Involved, Those Times She Made Her Youngest Son’s Christmas Sweaters His Least Favorite Color, And Every Time She Belittled Her Husband’s Hobby, The Twins’ Interests, And Bill’s Appearance Because She Couldn’t Be Bothered To Understand Or Value Or Even Be Kind About Them a detailed reminder that no one’s perfect and sometimes what one person doesn’t mind or see hits another person hard
Florean Fortescue Just Wanted To Sell Some Ice Cream And Help Harry With His Homework He Is The Only Adult Who Didn’t Mess Up Until Getting Killed By Voldemort, RIP an increasingly strident addendum by me
OK You’re Absolutely Right Florean Fortescue Was In Fact Perfect As Far As I’m Aware a concession by me
Charlie Weasley Just Wanted To Play With Dragons a fond reminder by me
If There Were Zero Expectations For Lockhart From The Start, Did He Technically Let Us Down? An inquiry
You’re Technically Correct, You Can’t Be Let Fown If You’re Already On The Ground an amused afterword
Fluffy is an Adult Dog a thrilling side note
The Time I Thought of McGonagall As The Exception But Then I Feared One Of You Would Reblog To List All The Times She Actually Fucked Up, a terrified continuation by me.
Minerva didn't believe the kids when they tried to tell her about the philosopher stone and sided with the ministry in the books a tearful addition by me
rupikaur_ ♥️🙏🏽 so many of you have asked what you can do to support the #farmersprotest : slide through for info or read below 👇🏽 1) post on social media to raise awareness. i know this seems small. but it creates a ripple effect that will save lives. i’ve been advised by many human rights organizations that raising awareness on social media is the most effective tactic when dealing with the indian government. they are highly sensitive to international attention- so let’s give it to them. 2) put pressure on your local politicians and those with influence. put pressure on the media. ask them to speak up and bring attention to india’s human rights abuses. when freedom of press is attacked- democracy dies. every statement from officials around the world puts pressure on the indian government to take accountability for their human rights abuses. 3) if you’re interested in donating- @khalsa_aid is a great international humanitarian organization who is helping providing resources to farmers on the ground. thank you for your endless support family- i love you all ♥️ your thoughtfulness and desire to change the world is forever inspiring our people started protesting in punjab as early as july 2020. they marched to delhi on nov 27 and have been sleeping on the streets since. punjab- haryana- up- rajasthan. and beyond. the people are united across religion and geography. singing songs of freedom. our people feeding the masses. our people dying. activists abducted. journalists kidnapped. the government is currently building walls of cement and spikes around protest sites to cage people in. they try to defame our heroes. they sexually assault women in police custody. but truth will prevail. all of you. all of us. the diaspora marched and continues to give its heart out. onward. louder. stronger my friends. it’s working ✊🏽✊🏽✊🏽#farmersprotest p.s. i can hear modi crying while throwing a temper tantrum 😆 music to my ears !!! (graphics by my sis @taranamol )
WE HAVE BEEN SCREAMING AND PROTESTING FOR MONTHS. THANK YOU RIHANNA FOR FINALLY MAKING THE WORLD NOTICE.
Cat just got sicker and we need help fast. Cw for descriptions of her symptoms and illness
Princess is around 10 and was abandoned with me when she was around 3. She’s had tons of health issues over the years and I’ve taken out loans and gone into debt for her, fed her though a neck tube for a month, given her so many medications.
Currently she’s on meds for hyperthyroidism, but she has an unknown sinus issue that was being treated as an infection with no relief in symptoms. Her left eye is always teary, her left nostril always runny or clogged, and she has bad sneezing fits. She hasn’t been eating any cat food over the last two days, only human baby food.
She just had some kind of seizure. I went to check on my girlfriend and her out on the balcony, as as soon as I got there she stood up, lifted her front left leg all the way up, stumbled then lifted her back left leg. She got really stiff and weird for a bit. I didn’t know what to do so I just picked her up and cried. She eventually relaxed and is walking fine now but something’s clearly wrong and we need to get her seen ASAP.
The vet we go to is $80 to get seen, then additional fees for tests and medications. I have no clue what we’re looking at, but I’m gonna aim for $300 since that’s the most expensive fee we’ve had for her so far.
If you can help, my paypal is paypal.me/fuzzcheeks and my cashapp is $fuzzcheeks. I’ll post proof of her visit and how much the bill ends up being. If you are familiar with my art and wanna commission me, please dm me.
Please reblog if you can
hi friends! I hope you’re all staying safe!
I’m a disabled WOC desperately asking for your help to raise funds for a surgery that I desperately need.
This surgery would greatly improve the quality of my life... Right now I’m in so much pain that I can barely walk without support and I experience this excruciating pain every single day.
The surgery is a laparoscopic surgery that would remove growths (due to endometriosis) and would decrease my pain levels SIGNIFICANTLY.
Also: @breakingfree has so very kindly offered to do drawing commissions for you all simply for donating to help fund my surgery!! (any amount counts)
Please consider donating if you can... I’m so terrified I won’t have enough money for this surgery that would help me so much.. and I’m asking you for your help if you are able... if you can’t donate, please consider reblogging/signal boosting this to get the word out.
Right now I have saved:
At the time of writing this, I have
I found out it will cost 13 thousand instead of 15, which is good news... BUT
I got more news... it’s not really good but I guess it’s not definitely awful either, at least I hope... I got an answer about if I could put some of the money down & make payments after the surgery or if I need all of it at the time of the surgery...
I have more kinda good news! I checked my patient portal this morning & my surgery date changed to May 13th! It was previously booked in June, so I got moved up about a month! (I said that it was scheduled for June on my last update, but I decided I’d reblog this with my update rather than my last reblog to keep it from getting too long!) AND there’s still a chance I can be moved up even sooner!! I’m praying it does but at the same time, I kinda hope it doesn’t...
I’m just so worried I won’t raise the funds I need.. it’s a lot.. and I only have til May and I know it seems like a good amount of time but donations have slowed down a lot & time has been going by quick...I’m so damn terrified that I won’t be able to afford this surgery..
American healthcare is so unfair, so expensive.. just so wrong.
If my mutuals can’t rb this then we can’t be mutuals
Things they don’t tell you about top surgery
- Talk to the surgeon about the size you want your new areolas/nipples (don’t be afraid to ask)
- Numbness. No one talks about this for guys who are about to have surgery. You’re going to be numb all in your chest area, especially where the incisions were. They cut nerves as they pass along your chest, and it can take up to a year to regenerate those nerves. Still, feels super foreign for the first two weeks
- Make your bed into a pillow chair, body pillow, two on each side, and two for your head.
- Sleep alone. I tried to sleep with my girlfriend and it was miserable. You really do need the entire bed for yourself
- Go on Groupon, & get yourself a 10 foot lightning cable iPhone charger, BEST THING EVER, can reach from wherever you are
- Don’t take a week off from work, take two. You will regret the one week, and love the extra time
- When they say “don’t move too much, even after the first week”. LISTEN. I moved way too much and got so sore super quickly.
- Drink lots of water & eat if your taking the pain medication, otherwise your stomach feels super funky.
- Get stool softeners, & don’t be afraid to take those babies. Don’t wait a week to poop. you’ll surely regret it.
- The drains are scary & they may hurt while draining or rewrapping your dressings, but once they come out, the second they do, its no more pain, its crazy.
i hope this helps someone, because i wish i knew all of this when i was having mine a month ago. Looking back its like everyone forgets all the real negatives, its a great experience, & i healed very well & quick compared to most, but the first few days are crazy. They hurt, suck but it gets better.
The less you move your arms in the first week, the less visible your scars will be. Keep your arms close to your body at all times.
This is the official ‘i care’ symbol. This is how it works:
Basically you reblog this, and your followers know that you care and that they can message you about anything anon or not and you will reply back or at least look at their message. If you care about your followers please reblog.
I may not know you all, but I genuinely appreciate and care for you. If you just wanna talk or rant, I’m here. All ears and no judgement.
If you call pedophilia a kink please unfollow me and never talk to me again
Isn’t it disgusting that 23 people just unfollowed me
Unfollow me too
this goes double if you call paedophilia a disability. unfollow me twice
and if you call pedophilia an “orientation” or in any way compare it to being LGBP+ you can unfollow, delete your blog, and set yourself on fire.
I just lost 50 followers.. bye
clearing out the trash
GO ON AND S M A S H THAT UNFOLLOW BUTTON
BUHBYE U McNASTIES
I’ve seen this circulating forever and genuinely thought “no way do I have any of them following me” until this week when it turned out I had all these fuckin “MAP” (pedophile) followers sad to find out I’m an “anti” (normal person) Please leave and also please get guinea worm.
as someone who was sexually assulted as a child i dont support pedophilia and all of my followers that find ANY excuse to support it shall unfollow me RIGHT THIS INSTANT
This is always an instant REBLOG for me!
get that shit the fuck outta my blog
I’m being serious this time I know I have no followers but like this is all so true pedophilia is not a joke fml
If anyone supports pedophilia in any way, shape or form. Please leave.
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I think the update broke them, and almost everyone else.
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My gf and her roommate are running low on food and could really use some help with money. Please help them out!
She also does commissions!
Please for the love of god help them out. They’re gonna be $300 in the red come the start of December, not to mention they are quite literally starving. Dart is an awesome artist, if you want something in return.
I’m genuinely on my hands and knees asking y'all to help.
What is your favourite story/anecdote about Katherine Howard?
oOK i actually answered this ages ago and saved it in my drafts where it got buried so….. here we are?
numerous, tbqh. i could (and do) talk her for hours at a time, so i’m just gonna list a load of super cool things katherine did.
god i haven’t spoken about katherine in so long!! i’ve missed her.
a literal ray of sunshine
i want to believe this baby means something to you. i want to believe in you.
don’t let us down.
fun fact that many people do not know, princess tiana is real!
9 September 1543 ✧ The coronation of Mary I of Scotland
It was an inauspicious day, being the thirtieth anniversary of the Battle of Flodden, yet an event of the utmost significance. Enveloped in regal robes, the infant sovereign was carried from her nursery in solemn procession, with her lord keepers and officers of state across the green to the church. There she was presented to her people as Sovereign Lady of Scotland and the Isles.
