someone give him a grammy
It's her! The woman who breasted boobily and titted downwards
what on earth
I literally thought that was jerma
If you're down and you really need a laugh i highly recommend thinking about the concept of a gentleman bastards musical.
Not that i think there ahould be one because lbr it'd be way too long, but i DO think its hysterical that the opening song to this hypothetical musical would be identical to "It's a Hard-Knock Life" from Annie but then it just doesn't get better from there.
Its just all the little adoptees like "'stead of kisses we get kicked!" and in the background father chains is just absolute dropkicking a sanza out of the mausoleum
I would probably die if there was a GBS musical and the cackle is real at Falconer's solo – and if Grey King didn't do something along the lines of Dance Again from AVPM I would be VERY DISAPPOINTED INDEED
Locke and Sabetha's relationship so far..
“My name’s Jean Tannen, and I’m the ambush.”
Minä: *kertoo tarinaa Kultakutri ja kolme karhua* ... ja heillä oli kaikilla eri kokoiset kulhot joista he söivät–
Sisko: –marjoja ja pieniä nisäkkäitä
Minä:
Sisko: Karhut syö marjoja ja pieniä nisäkkäitä
Ei vittu kuulittekste et se isoisä muutti ittensä suolakurkuks
How's social distancing treating everyone?
Personally I'm just reading a whole bunch of books 😊
FAVORITE BOOKS: The Lies of Locke Lamora by Scott Lynch
An orphan’s life is harsh—and often short—in the mysterious island city of Camorr. But young Locke Lamora dodges death and slavery, becoming a thief under the tutelage of a gifted con artist. As leader of the band of light-fingered brothers known as the Gentleman Bastards, Locke is soon infamous, fooling even the underworld’s most feared ruler. But in the shadows lurks someone still more ambitious and deadly. Faced with a bloody coup that threatens to destroy everyone and everything that holds meaning in his mercenary life, Locke vows to beat the enemy at his own brutal game—or die trying.
FAVORITE BOOKS: Red Seas Under Red Skies by Scott Lynch
After a brutal battle with the underworld that nearly destroyed him, Locke and his trusted sidekick, Jean, fled the island city of their birth and landed on the exotic shores of Tal Verrar to nurse their wounds. But even at this westernmost edge of civilization, they can’t rest for long—and are soon back to what they do best: stealing from the undeserving rich and pocketing the proceeds for themselves. This time, however, they have targeted the grandest prize of all: the Sinspire, the most exclusive and heavily guarded gambling house in the world. Its nine floors attract the wealthiest clientele—and to rise to the top, one must impress with good credit, amusing behavior…and excruciatingly impeccable play. For there is one cardinal rule, enforced by Requin, the house’s cold-blooded master: it is death to cheat at any game at the Sinspire. Brazenly undeterred, Locke and Jean have orchestrated an elaborate plan to lie, trick, and swindle their way up the nine floors…straight to Requin’s teeming vault. Under the cloak of false identities, they meticulously make their climb—until they are closer to the spoils than ever. But someone in Tal Verrar has uncovered the duo’s secret. Someone from their past who has every intention of making the impudent criminals pay for their sins. Now it will take every ounce of cunning to save their mercenary souls. And even that may not be enough.…





