OK BUT CAN WE TALK ABOUT HOW JOSH IS LOOKING OVER TYLER

Im ok with the lack of context but at the same time I desperately want the context

next time he’ll think before he cheats

Chaotic angel

Andy Dwyer is gifted ADHD fight me

He totally is. He shows himself, as seen here and also in some non-joke scenes, to actually be quite smart. His issue is much more not being able to focus on anything and being a goofball than being an idiot!

i love medieval art it’s like

first there’s a bull just shittin on this guy

gremlin dude shooting arrows into a mermaids ass ok

someone fuckin boneless dancing to this hot violin song what

my favorite one a bunch of amputees beating the shit outta each other with crutches

idk why they call it the dark ages when they’re obviously so fun

indeed

My personal favorite is the nun harvesting dicks

THIS TOOK A FAR DIFFERENT TURN THEN I EXPECTED

I HAVE NEVER SEEN THE SECOND PART

The notes on this!!

Awww

“Can i pick u up on thursday?” AWWWWWWW

lol he just wanted to buy her some superman pjs that werent on sale??! ~

can they see this right now??

OMG HE’S ADORABLE

you must of fucked up real bad, bud

That bird is ready to sqaure THE FUCK up

what the Fuck

I’m scared for you.

“Is it push or pull” I panic to myself as the doors come closer

panic! at the doorway

He actually told the time

HOW did the parent not die laughing immediately!?

OMG HE ACTUALLY TOLD THE TIME

At first I was just like- why is everyone so impressed that someone knew how to read a clock?

And then I got it.

JESUS?? 

JESUS????

i had no idea they were so frickin huge

I love them so much because they’re about as sharp as a baseball and their anatomy is ridiculous to the point of them literally being classified as plankton for years because they just sort of get blown around by the ocean and look confused, but because they lay more eggs than ANY OTHER VERTEBRATE IN EXISTENCE, evolution can’t stop them

Why is no big predator coming and gnawing on them?

Their biggest defense is that they’re massive and have super tough skin, but they do get hunted by sharks or sea lions sometimes and they just sort of float there like ‘oh bother’ as it happens

Even funnier, because they eat nothing but jellyfish they’re really low in nutritional value anyway, so they basically survive by being not worth eating because they’re like a big floating rice cracker wrapped in leather.

So basically the only reason natural selection hasn’t taken care if them is because they are the most useless fish

yes, they’ve perfected uselessness to the point of being unstoppable

a true inspiration

Can u believe there are plants that are illegal Plants

Can you believe there is love that is illegal Love

can you believe it’s not butter butter

the fact that Tumblr can fit weed, bestiality and diary products all into one post doesn’t even phase me anymore

i really dont think they meant bestiality

you know sometimes it shocks me too but google really is free and it’s right there in your hands

I love that this post is both a really wide-eyed appreciation for the amazing time we live in and a really sarcastic passive-aggressive way to tell people to just fucking google shit

This post feels like my heart

my laptop: *starts hissing and wheezing and got her fans whirring on high speed*

me:

when youre watching movie with family and theres porn scene

name a more iconic duo than me and procrastination. go ahead, i’ll wait. 

of course you will

why doesnt google understand what i want

me to my alarm in the morning: I was literally sleeping but go off I guess

when ppl write “i probably hate you” in their tumblr descriptions

“That’s just how I am lol” NAH. That’s a character flaw. Work on it. Fix it. Grow.

thank you, Russian Spy Agent